MaxFTW

Keeping it simple for the time being. I drink vodka, I’m half slender half human. I’m an asshole. Now get the fuck out
NOTICE: I’m back bitches.

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Max X Vodka fanfics and profile picture made by:
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Max X Vodka 1
Max Looked at the bottle, “Vodka” the label read.He blushed a deep red,and spoke out.“V-Vodka…I…Love you!” He said,pinning the bottle to his mouth.Sucking all the liquid out. Vodka Moaned and blushed a crimson red. “M-Max-chan…S-Stop!” Max only sucked the liquid harder,swallowing it into his stomach.The Bottle of vodka was done.No more liquid.Vodka and Max layed in bed,Tired from what had just happened. Vodka whispered,“Max…I love you so much..!” Max looked at vodka in her eyes.“Vodka,Lets do this again sometime…” Max said as he threw out the empty bottle. “WELL TIME TO GET ANOTHER!” He cheered.

Max X Vodka 2

Max picked up the bottle… with his hands shaking…

Vodka: … Do you love me Max?

Max: ofc

But, right on que, an empty bottle of vodka falls to the floor.

Vodka: o.o Who is THAT?!

Max: Nothin’ baby…

Max kisses the lips as the bottle, as he drinks out Vodka’s sweet juices.

But Vodka pushes him away

Vodka: I WILL NOT BE A SIDECHICK!

Vodka hops off the table in a fit of rage.

Max chases after her, but she’s already out the door…

Luckily, Max found another one. He calls her sidehoe #932

932: she jumps into Max’s mouth happily
Max and Sidehoe 932 live happily ever after.

Max X Vodka 3

Max was tired from the club,he wanted too go home and relax.So he started walking out of the Late-Night club.As he was walking out,he saw a beautiful bottle of vodka.He picked her up,and twirled her around.Vodka blushed and spoke out “W-What are you doing…?”.Max replied, “Taking you with me tonight,baby.” Vodka blushed and smirked,She took him to her room.Once they got there,Max blushed a deep red,and spoke out.“V-Vodka…I…Love you!” He said,pinning the bottle to his mouth.Sucking all the liquid out.Vodka moaned and pleaded for more,Max sucked out all the liquid from the bottle.Making Vodka fall to the floor,Panting.They lay there,exhausted.“Max…” Vodka whispered. “Yes?” Max replied. “I love you.~” Max smiled,and threw out the bottle of vodka.
He woke up the next morning,hugging a bottle of Vodka. “Huh…” Max said.“Must have had another disturbing vodka dream.” He said,walking to his fridge to grab another bottle of his favorite,Vodka.

Made by yours truly,
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Notice as of October 13th, My computer’s charging piece broke so I’m now unable to come on