McIntosh's profile

Ua_Faelain: everytime I look in here Mac is saying something hilarious ___________________________________ pwnageASSASSIN: Hi Mc! Shit. I needa sleep soon though. 224e: He only responds to pms now pwnageASSASSIN: Why’s that? 224e: he has resided into his lair since the fun left pwnageASSASSIN: I needa get a ****ing lair… 224e: and plus when he did that he was the main cause by doing that pwnageASSASSIN: So I’ve heard. McIntosh: Wait wait wait McIntosh: 224e: he has resided into his lair since the fun left pwnageASSASSIN: I needa get a ****ing lair… 224e: and plus when he did that he was the main cause by doing that pwnageASSASSIN: So I’ve heard. McIntosh: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!! CommanderRook: Hell yeah, Mac. McIntosh: poofs CommanderRook: Like a ninja of apple justice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you try and plant one foot on either side of the fence, you wind up with a post in your ass. M.R.McIntosh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is something in all of you that waits and listens for the sound of the genuine in yourself. ════════════════ It is the only true guide you will ever have. And if you do not have it, you will all of your life spend your days being pulled by the strings of somebody else. _______________________________________________________ Frogmanex: “It’s symbolic because it starts the same and finishes the same, and the same things happen in between.” Frogmanex: My ass. Frogmanex: It’s a lame-ass, desperate-ass, wannabe-cool-ass name for a sorry-ass writer. >.> 1984? Animal Farm? Those are good books, despite the historical references. She had us read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. That’s a good book. Of course, Burleson banned the book from the school. So we didn’t get to finish it, but I read it outside of class. The one good book, they banned it. Ask me why… Go on… Ask. Zak7062: why Frogmanex: It’s a philosophical novel, explaining “How things came to be this way” as far as humanity is concerned. In its explanations, it interprets parts of the Bible differently than most people would interpret it. Zak7062: lmao Frogmanex: So the little Christians got it banned for being “anti-religious”. ________________________________________________ Zak7062: out of my 200 friends mc you are number one _____________________________________________________ zeaga: MCINTOSH IS #5! ____________________________________________________ Zak7062: bites his man hood off tastes like chicken~ McIntosh: lol hater has no happenis~ hater22: gets it back haha its mine glues it back on~ Zak7062: you got it out of my stomach? How exactly…?~ McIntosh: hes got shit for a happenis now! a huge turd~ Zak7062: a tiny turd more like it~ ________________________________________________ pwnageASSASSIN: I’m gonna go eat ice cream and… uh.. Make out with my hot girlfriend. Uh… and bang her. Yeah. Because I do that kind of stuff. :P ____________________________________________________________________________ hydrus777: Do any of you own a dog?~ Fizzytheninja: i got a gf does that count?~ hydrus777: LOL~ ____________________________________________________________________________ AbsoluteYin: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH AbsoluteYin: I’m gonna see how inconspicuously I can insert that into a chat. mazer2462: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH AbsoluteYin: It makes me laugh every time, I don’t know why. I might be retarded. ____________________________________________________________________________ MarsIsHere: Where you born retarded, or were you taught to be so? ____________________________________________________________________________ McIntosh: Type faster! AbsoluteYin: I deleted everything I just typed to say f/u0075uck you. AbsoluteYin: Wow, that didn’t work. McIntosh: lmfao AbsoluteYin: **** YOU ____________________________________________________________________________ Zak7062: I almost said and mars get the pole outa your ass~ McIntosh: wait~ McIntosh: hey mars get the pole out of your ass~ To Zak7062: ok bye~ Zak7062: laughs hysterically~ To Zak7062: ;)~ Zak7062: gotta make room I suppose~ ____________________________________________________________________________ MarsIsHere: I’m getting off your lap. AbsoluteYin: I don’t tell stories, and that’s my phone.~ MarsIsHere: I’m horny for you, Mcy.~ AbsoluteYin: Go watch a movie then. But keep in mind that McIntosh is a penis :< [I think he meant has, not is. Although both are true] ___________________________________ AbsoluteYin: I’m wondering why, right after taking a shit, I need a shit again. Solsund: you’re full of shit, Yin ____________________________________________________________________________ AbsoluteYin: I’ma go jerk myself off. Back in a minute. McIntosh: Think of me. KoalaBars: Damn you last long ____________________________________________________________________________ MarsIsHere: u kone wut u r jtsu a mutre fukine nerd nd i hahd ur mumy fer diner nd wii hd sum sexii tym nd i wun aahahaahahahhahahahahaAHAHAhahaA ____________________________________________________________________________ GeneralRed: and yes mars is actually mars is quite comfortable on the inside :I ____________________________________________________________________________ MizuNoKuni: I raped myself last night. I screamed and pulled away, but I knew I wanted it. ____________________________________________________________________________ AkujiMalice: ah well. insanity is the minds one effective defense against reality ____________________________________________________________________________ MizuIsHere: I’m in a mood that would make your asshole tingle :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ApprenticeChief: Why is it that you call people who exhibit a greater intelligence idiots? qwerty25: because we have lower intelligence nad must name people idiots ____________________________________________________________________________ dragonreborn567: I like the part where we are all generalized because people can’t possibly perceive anything other than a very basic categorical tag stuck to everything. ____________________________________________________________________________ AStrawberrySlush: AC watches desperate housewives. ____________________________________________________________________________ Frogmanex: Lmfao. Twitter sucks. ____________________________________________________________________________ SkidRowSlasher: Listen to Frog. The last time someone ignored him, the Vietnam war started. ____________________________________________________________________________ yashmon: erm… pay no attention to mike he went mad after he came back from vietnam ________________________________________________________________________ JohannasGarden: This is true, Sol. Some of the best mods are Frogs. ____________________________________________________________________________ Frogmanex: No, Fed. Last warning. McIntosh: like dont say ‘’I was walking my bitch, and another dog tried to mount her.’’ Frogmanex: . Frogmanex: I’m out. ____________________________________________________________________________ AbsoluteYin: I’m a Mcsexual. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frogmanex: Listen, dude, I’m trying to have a conversation. Stop your bullshit. ____________________________________________________________________________ WtfBtwAtmIdcGtfo: Where ARE my bitches anyway? Did you fools scare them off? Phantom92: ^Awsome username. WtfBtwAtmIdcGtfo: Nein duece. I am the epitomy of aweseom.Phantom92: God damnit. It’s McI. GeneralRed: McI is his rapper name XD -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cancancoo: You ruined it. >:| I don’t love you any more. MarsIsHere: CCC. cancancoo: NOU MarsIsHere: You know I’M you’re hero. Pulls down CCC’s pants Fizzytheninja: takes off own pants ApprenticeChief: Drools cancancoo: …. Fizzytheninja: drools on self _______________________________________ Hades680: smiles :D NecroSlain: Why did you smile after you smiled? Creeper ____________________________________________________________________________ mousewhisker43: i cant get the fingernail polish off >:[~AbsoluteYin: Try white spirit.~ AbsoluteYin: Ah Jesus I can’t beleive I just admitted that .~ McIntosh: YIN=CROSSDRESSER! ~AbsoluteYin: QUIET~McIntosh: NO! ~AbsoluteYin: Maybe it’ll go unnoticed o_o -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- McIntosh: where did rachel go? nutter666: oooh.. does baby miss his mommy? McIntosh: Oh…you imply I like rachel? Is that what you were going on about? cXisforcookie: nah, he just likes being breastfed nutter666: she fancies AC.. you have no chance KoalaBars: xD McIntosh: I don’t want a chance. Fool. nutter666: sure… whatever you say KoalaBars: sighs I wish mc liked me D; Everybody loves Rachel! So sad! McIntosh: I have the capacity to be friends with a female and not want to **** them. KoalaBars: I don’t << AStrawberrySlush: yes AbsoluteYin: Will do. I’ll be back with pictures. ________________________________________________________________________ pearlpack: why do humans have to sleep? its a waste of time and u get horrible morning breath ugh AbsoluteYin: Oh no, morning breath. AbsoluteYin: Screw it, you might as well take laziness, slow response time, hallucinations, insanity, death, over getting morning breath. ______________________________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- loveleeds4ever: monkey show less Storageheater: lol, rapping about food stamps would rock __________________________________ Storageheater: McIntosh, your profile makes no sense McIntosh: My profile is now a shitpit that I haven't touched in months, Sto. Storageheater: I'm mostly annoyed because the quote from me has no context and just isnt funny McIntosh: Well Sto. I will fix that for you. -dramatic pause- McIntosh: Oh right Sto. I see what you mean. I will fix my profile for you now. -rambling during my absence begins- Storageheater: lol Mc, it's just not good enough. Storageheater: McIntosh, you may put this on your profile for me: Storageheater: "storageheater":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il18LR2R03s Storageheater: that is all. eb395: StorageHeater: I've grown to like a few people in here,but my muscles will hate me if I go for one. Storageheater: go for one? How do you mean? Storageheater: Oh, I see. What. -thier rambling ceases- McIntosh: Ok STO! McIntosh: Take a look now. eb395: No you. -StorageHeater looks at my new profile (seen above)- Storageheater: LOL. McIntosh: ;) Storageheater: That's just really really annoying. McIntosh: ^.^ eb395: LOL. Replied the Sto. McIntosh: Possibly your dumbest moment is now immortalized, Sto. McIntosh: I love you. -end- __________________________________ FOOTNOTE: Sto's reaction to all of this: Storageheater: I'm speechless, McIntosh.