McMurderpaws' Comments


Jump Out! The Box

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Oct. 14, 2015

Rating: 1

1 star for the random bumper BS in the last few levels. Level 19 is ridiculous, level 20 is damn near impossible.

Robot Wants Puppy

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Oct. 09, 2015

Rating: 6

Devean -- Go right, jump over all of TWO bad guys, and collect the pink power up that lets you throw your cat at enemies as a weapon. Throw the cat at a wall and catch it before you hit the ground. It takes less than a minute.

Robot Wants Puppy

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Oct. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

Oh my god, I love the "Robot Wants ____" games. These are THE BEST short-form Metroidvania games I've ever played.

Flaming Zombooka 2

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Oct. 07, 2015

Rating: 7

I'm pretty sure bazookas don't allow you to adjust the thrust on their projectiles, which are, themselves, rocket-propelled. This game is more like... Flaming ZomPortableMortar... 2.

Crush the Castle Players Pack

Play Crush the Castle Players Pack

Sep. 22, 2015

Rating: 2

Oh boy, a timing-based physics puzzle game? *flips table* >_<

Dibbles: For The Greater Good

Play Dibbles: For The Greater Good

Aug. 31, 2015

Rating: 77

Those feels when you give the Bounce command to a Dibble and it immediately snaps its own neck. o_o

Medieval Rampage 2

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Jun. 30, 2015

Rating: 9

September 2009 was a dark age for UI design.

Battalion Commander

Play Battalion Commander

May. 21, 2015

Rating: 1

The hitbox on the towers is too big... I've died 3 times from "bumping" into the barbed wire even though I was still several pixels away.

Phage Wars 2

Play Phage Wars 2

Apr. 28, 2015

Rating: 2

Soooo much better than yesterday's badge of the day. This was a lot of fun. :)

Treadmillasaurus Rex

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Apr. 13, 2015

Rating: -3

Shoulda been called "Lagasaurus Rex." I'd almost think it was made by the Strikeforce Kitty guy...

NoNoSparks: The Ark

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Apr. 02, 2015

Rating: 1

Y U NO NONO NO MO? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Play #VoteStabby

Apr. 01, 2015

Rating: 2

I approve of this new avatar image.

This is the Only Level 3

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Feb. 10, 2015

Rating: 0

You have to refresh the browser after level 16 if you want the Badge of the Day.

Pwong 2

Play Pwong 2

Jan. 08, 2015

Rating: 1

Great choice of background music. I do love me some "Popcorn."

They Took Our Candy

Play They Took Our Candy

Nov. 01, 2012

Rating: -3

My winning team: 2 cats in the back, 2 ninjas in the front. Dump your candy into your special early and mow everything down.

Neverending Light

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Oct. 31, 2012

Rating: 1

I... I think I want Anabel to be my girlfriend. o_o

The Visitor Returns

Play The Visitor Returns

Oct. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

To get the man, you have to rattle the dishes and make him spill alcohol on himself.

bit Dungeon

Play bit Dungeon

Oct. 19, 2012

Rating: 6

I got to level 18 and never got the "Allegory for Marriage" badge. :(

Infectonator 2

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Oct. 06, 2012

Rating: 3

Is there any way to get the achievements on a save that already has all stats maxed out?

The I of It

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Sep. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

"Click! The elewator went down." :D