Metalvoid's Comments

Game Comments
Play Save the Earth! - The Incremental - Save the Earth! - The Incremental - Oct. 23, 2014
"CookieSTE"...hmm seems kind of suspicious that they install something in our computers that updates on the hour. Makes me imagine what kind of data they are collecting on us.
Play Just Type This Just Type This Oct. 23, 2014
I tried to like this game, but typing games just are not fun, not matter how you dress them up. Especially when are cheap to the point of frustration.
Play Idle Conquest Idle Conquest Oct. 23, 2014
The girl's shoe's really annoy me. It's something to do with the fact that they look like the awful witch-style shoes my mother would buy from the the cheapo shoe store when I was a child, and I would be embarrassed to be seen with her in public. Anyways if i was royal I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something so hideous.
Developer response from CodeRiftStudios

Those happen to be magical shoes passed down in the Von Conqueror line for generations! Hmph! =P

Play Crazy Digger 2 Level Pack Crazy Digger 2 Level Pack Oct. 23, 2014
Outdated 1990's graphics, a mediocre main character, and a game which brings nothing new to the genre. Not to mention, the unabashed advertising of "Fancy Planet" is very distracting. 1/5 rating.
Play Battle Pirates Battle Pirates Oct. 23, 2014
Wow, this game is way too complicated. There are like a million different buttons and I have no idea which to press. Needs to be simplified a bit for new players to not scare them away. 1/5 rating.
Play Transmission Transmission Oct. 23, 2014
Okay, now the white screen is gone. Anyways, this game is still quite boring. All I'm basically doing is dragging a straight line from a circle into a square. I still am going to rate it 1/5.
Play The Deepest Sleep The Deepest Sleep Oct. 22, 2014
Very accurate title. The 1980s graphics, unoriginal story line, and laughable characters sent me straight into a deep sleep. 1/5 from me.
Play Back to Zombieland Back to Zombieland Oct. 22, 2014
Put this game back inside a time machine where it belongs. Awful 1980s graphics, unoriginal story line, clunky interface, and headache-inducing music. I'm giving it a generous 1/5.
Play Hook Hook Oct. 21, 2014
This game must be called "hook" because it's complete lack of originality and mind-numbing puzzles makes it feel as if a large hook if being driven into my skull. 1/5.
Play Sky Quest Sky Quest Oct. 21, 2014
As soon as I found out that the enemies were called "Critters", I closed the game. In the future, attempt to have a half-decent story line, and spend more than 5 minutes coming up with character names. 1/5 from me.
Play Building Rush Building Rush Oct. 21, 2014
This game is too slow..needs a speed-up button. 1/5.
Play Valthirian Arc 2 Valthirian Arc 2 May. 15, 2014
Why does my character say "yah" every 5 seconds while walking???? Are you trying to drive me insane? 1/5.
Play Max Damage 2 Max Damage 2 May. 15, 2014
This isn't a "game", this is a tragedy. 1/5.
Play Incursion 2: The Artifact Incursion 2: The Artifact Aug. 05, 2013
I gave this game a 1/5. And that is being generous. Originality surely is dead.
Play Questopia Questopia Jun. 14, 2013
Awful 1980s graphics. My character looks like that bald kid Caillou and moves at the speed of a tortoise. And the bags of loot look like dog poop. I quit after the tutorial, I couldn't take it any longer. 1/5.
Play Disaster Will Strike 2 Disaster Will Strike 2 Jun. 01, 2013
If I was in preschool, I might have found this game challenging. Unfortunately, I'm a grown man and my IQ exceeds 50, so this garbage fails to hold my attention. 1/5.
Play A Duck Has An Adventure A Duck Has An Adventure Jun. 01, 2013
You wasted your time making this game. I didn't read anything or look at any of the pictures. I just clicked over and over to get it over with. This is not a game, this is more like torture. 1/5.
Play A small talk at the back of beyond A small talk at the back of beyond May. 30, 2013
With it's 1970s graphics, 1960s music, and uninspired storyline, this game fails to impress on any level. This game has much promise, but in the end it was nothing but a letdown. Better luck next time, scriptwelder. 1/5.
Play Outernauts Outernauts May. 14, 2013
Boring rip-off. If you're too poor to afford Pokemon, you might like this game. 1/5.
Play Wartune Wartune Jan. 21, 2013
geeez look at all these poor people complaining BOOHOOOOoooooo