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GemCraft - Chasing Shadows

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Jun. 17, 2015

Rating: 7

game is glitched. buttons aren't responding. 1/5.

Time Clickers

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Mar. 22, 2015

Rating: -19

Unity player has crashed. So has your games rating. 1/5.

IdleByte

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Mar. 13, 2015

Rating: -13

Pointless game is pointless. I give it a 1/5, and that's being generous.

Death Squad

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Mar. 13, 2015

Rating: -10

Like the name "Death Squad" suggests, I expect this game to be dead within a month. There is absolutely nothing original or redeemable about this game. I will give it a generous 1/5.

Dream Car Racing Evo

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Mar. 13, 2015

Rating: -7

Dream Car Racing? More like Nightmare Car Racing. This "nightmare" of a game sure had me scared for my life with it's 1980's graphic's, clunky controls, and lack of originality. I am giving it a 1/5.

Rise of Champions

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Mar. 05, 2015

Rating: -11

Perhaps, someone can still get these badges solely by investing money and without putting any skill or effort into it. Just by buying a ton of diamonds.

Octopus HTML5

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Mar. 05, 2015

Rating: -21

Okay so I just figured out you must press where is says 'Game A' or 'Game B' for the actual game to begin - note the instructions didn't even mention this. I was basically watching a movie for 5 minutes wondering why my controls were not working. This highlights the importance of instructions. Will raise my rating to 3/5.

Rise of Champions

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Mar. 05, 2015

Rating: -15

A sad day when Kongregate add's badges to P2W games. Let's not go down this slippery slope where we are basically paying for badges. Let's keep them as something we are proud to earn.

Tap Heroes

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Mar. 05, 2015

Rating: -15

This is not 1999. Non-stop clicking is not-fun. Ugly-pixelated graphics do not make you cool. Having stereotypical characters and upgrades do not add nostalgia. This is just a huge fail, and I give it a 1/5.

Octopus HTML5

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Mar. 05, 2015

Rating: -28

Is this a movie or a game? First of all, there are no working instructions. This is a basic thing - provide some instructions so people know how to play your game. Where I click on the screen / the arrow I press on the keyboard do absolutely nothing. I was pressing left and the guy was scooping up money. Than I was pressing the right stick and he went left and up the rope. I seriously am confused by this failure. 1/5.

Swarm Simulator

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Mar. 04, 2015

Rating: -24

Decreasing my rating from 5/5 to 2/5 to compensate for last commentor

Epic Boss Fighter 2

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Feb. 23, 2015

Rating: -6

A tired, unoriginal and stale formula is the basis of what makes up the game "Epic Boss Fighter 2". It doesn't improve on it's predecessor, and feels rushed and imbalanced. The developers have tried to pass of quantity as quality by implementing an uncountable number of upgrades, but the game only ends up feeling like a gimmick. I will rate it a 1/5.

Swarm Simulator

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Feb. 23, 2015

Rating: -41

Fantastic, another massed-produced unoriginal idle game has hit the front pages of Kongregate. The title is quite accurate though because I would rather shove my head into a swarm of angry bees than be forced to play though this horror of a "game". 1/5 rating from me.

Pinata Hunter 3

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Feb. 23, 2015

Rating: -5

Mediocre game that requires no skill and is 100% luck based. The candy hardly ever goes into the bag, causing the game to be incredibly frustrating, and I could honestly not play past 0:01:25 on the timer. I am rating it a 1/5.

Kana Warrior / かなウォリアー

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Feb. 23, 2015

Rating: -33

If I wanted to be educated, I would go to school. I come to Kongregate to play games, not to be enrolled in some second-rate foreign language class. I give this game a 1/5.

Developer response from Tukkun

How is that any different from your SuperQuiz5000 "game"? That's not to even mention that your "game" isn't even a game at all, while this one at least has some gameplay value in it.

Don't Escape 2

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Feb. 18, 2015

Rating: -42

The art-style of this game really bothers me. It tries to be fun and unique, but it ends up looking tired and old-fashioned. I have to give this game a 1/5, and that's being generous.

The Enchanted Cave 2

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Feb. 18, 2015

Rating: -9

So boring. An epic level of boringness. It takes way too long to level up once you get around level 15. I really liked this game at first, but it went straight downhill! 1/5.

Break the Limits!

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Feb. 18, 2015

Rating: -24

I will give this game a 1/5, and that's being generous.

Witch Hunt

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Feb. 06, 2015

Rating: -11

Stereotypical game with boring spells, a big racked lady,overused enemies, and recycled levels. 1/5.

Developer response from kreig13

have you ever got far to see all 18 spells and all 30 enemies and all 3 areas and their night day designs? the endless tower? Normally, I ignore nonconstructive comments but that Dev icon of yours is hard to ignore. You are more than free to develop a better game of your own if you don't like mine. And i'll be sure to play and rate it reasonably.

Save the Earth! - The Incremental -

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Oct. 23, 2014

Rating: -2

"CookieSTE"...hmm seems kind of suspicious that they install something in our computers that updates on the hour. Makes me imagine what kind of data they are collecting on us.