Metaright's Comments

Game Comments
Play Bloons Super Monkey 2 Bloons Super Monkey 2 May. 04, 2015
Is... is there a way to access stage select from the main menu, the one with "Go!" at the bottom?
Play Don't Give Me Food!!!!! Don't Give Me Food!!!!! Jul. 25, 2014
Well, the background is kind of amusing.
Play Le Chicken Le Chicken Jul. 25, 2014
The graphics and music are nice. I'm not sure how I can rate the gameplay when it's pretty clearly just a Flappy Bird clone.
Play Running Fred Running Fred Jul. 25, 2014
It's ridiculous how much this game pushes players to spend actual money, especially when the game can't even stand on its own merits. Unreliable controls, shop items that are almost impossible to buy without shelling out Kreds, and gameplay that relies far too much on luck rather than on skill make this game seem like the developers did as little work as necessary for the sake of making a buck. And now this game, this terrible two-year-old game that's pretty much universally reviled, has badges? Unbelievable. My advice: get the badges and run far away. 2/5.
Play Jim Loves Mary Jim Loves Mary Apr. 14, 2013
The game's text needs a serious case of proofreading.
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Mar. 30, 2013
There is too much of a delay after you attack. Makes the game nearly unplayable. 2/5.
Play Bubble Sky Bubble Sky Mar. 19, 2013
I have no idea how a game like this could be given a badge. It definitely shows promise, and it could be enjoyable after some polishing, but as it is, this game is not very good. The mechanics aren't explained, so I have no idea what I'm doing or how close I am to level three.
Play Vertigo: Gravity Llama Vertigo: Gravity Llama Jan. 26, 2013
Controls are too slippery. It makes precise movement very difficult.
Play Endless Migration 2 DEMO Endless Migration 2 DEMO Jun. 29, 2012
The birds seem to move far too slowly.
Play Achievement Unlocked 3 Achievement Unlocked 3 Jun. 09, 2012
Who thought that the pit was a good idea? I spent like fifteen minutes trying to get all the safe spots. The pit isn't fun; it's frustrating.
Play Bubble Tanks Arenas Bubble Tanks Arenas Apr. 21, 2012
With firing so slow at enemies so little, there is not much you can do strategy-wise.
Play noitcelfeR noitcelfeR Apr. 14, 2012
The controls need work. But the music is fantastic, if a little out of place.
Play Take a Walk Take a Walk Mar. 24, 2012
A relaxing game, but the songs barely cue you in on when to jump. On the second and third songs especially, closing your eyes and jumping when it feel natural doesn't work. The jumps are all on beats and notes that don't make sense. I'd like a music game that you can play with your eyes closed, but this sure isn't it. 3/5.
Play Little Wheel Little Wheel Mar. 20, 2012
HI can't believe how many people think this is easy. The puzzles make no sense. It's not clear at all how you solve most of the rooms. The fact that the badge is labeled as easy blows my mind. And aside from the bad puzzles, the game itself doesn't make sense; why is there still power in some parts of the city? I thought the generator was disconnected? 1/5.
Play Doodle God 2 Doodle God 2 Mar. 09, 2012
This game is just as boring as the first. It gets to the point where I'm blindly mashing any and every element together.
Play DuckLife 4 DuckLife 4 Mar. 09, 2012
This is incredibly tedious. Raise stats, clear area, go back and level up every single stat because the areas have little to know flow to them. When you unlock a new stat, the game expects it to be as leveled as every other stat. Which means you need to play each set of lackluster minigames far too many times than is enjoyable. It's incredible how little experience you gain from each game; boost your top score from 300 to 20,000, as I have with one game? Enjoy a meager boost in experience. This game suffers greatly for it's necessity for grinding.
Play Just Chatting Just Chatting Feb. 25, 2012
This game is a work of art, given to Man by the very hand of God. 5/5.
Play Wonderputt Wonderputt Feb. 25, 2012
I've never liked mini-golf. 1/5.
Play Run Elephant Run Run Elephant Run Feb. 25, 2012
On Insane mode, the first stage is by far the hardest. It helps to hold left and pull back in between the mines, then to jump for above the mines on the ground and below the mines in the air. That stage is just unfair; there is no excuse for having the mines blend in with the road. But after 294 continues, the badge is mine.
Play light-Bot light-Bot Feb. 23, 2012
When the game just forgets that I put a command into a box as frequently as it does, there's no reason to play. 3/5.