H! You guys! I’m Mewzyk333, I am the King of The United Empire of Happy Tree Friends.
(U.E.H.T.F.) or (H.T.F.) for short.
You can enlist to my Empire if you send me a message or one to ZerVexon, Registrater of H.T.F. The Empire has a headquarters in the building of a Tree house. When I call for everyone to enter the headquarters, they will obey. But first I must drop the rope ladder of H.Q., letting every H.T.F. member to climb it welcomely.
I will list those who are currently in the Empire.
(According to registration.)
HAPPY TREE FRIENDS MEMBERS
1. Mewzyk333, King Of The United Empire of Happy Tree Friends. Those who are willing to registrate in the Empire must come to me or ZerVexon. I lead the Empire to nothing but goodwill. (And Partying)
2. tcherry7, Prince of The United Empire of Happy Tree Friends. Second in Command of Happy Tree Friends, if I am unavailable, those who are looking to registrate will look unto him to report their usernames to me or ZerVexon.
He also has power to registrate those who desire to become an HTF member.
3. Kingruby, the Great Protector and leader of The Antarctic, he is that who leads the contienent of Antarctica to goodwill and justice. He is the Party Penguin and rules over all of Antarctica’s soldiers. But he has no power invested into him to registrate.
4. ZerVexon, the Registrater and Reporter of HTF. If anyone has anything to report to me or tcherry, they will look unto ZerVexon to carry on their report.
He is that who; in honor, wrote the Codes and Rules of HTF.
5. THE LUKE, he is new unto HTF, and is not yet positioned in a rank.
6. Carcharot, another member of H.T.F. and is not yet positioned in a rank.
7. ipodboy26, yet another new member of the H.T.F., not yet positioned in rank.
8. darksirscam, member of H.T.F. And not yet positioned.
9. BluGil, member of H.T.F., not positioned.
10. SaphireTS, the Princess of The United Empire Of Happy Tree Friends.
11. old_road_kill, a new member accepted into H.T.F., introduced by SaphireTS.
12.ExoDarkmatter, another new member of H.T.F., introduced by SaphireTS, but not yet ranked.
13. GAVIN8895, another H.T.F. member. Intoduced by the talk of the H.T.F. through the chatrooms.
14. decal39, yet another new member of the H.T.F., introduced by the helpful Princess.
15. tumerniunto, who has been ranked as a General.
The Empire has rules and order too, we are not just a tree house full of mindless freaks. (Although that would be kinda cool.)
RULES FOR HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
1. To regestrate unto H.T.F.,
he/she, will look unto me, Mewzyk333, or ZerVexon for registration into H.T.F. to:
enter H.T.F.H.Q., receive a weapon of your liking, and be ranked as member of H.T.F.
2. All H.T.F. members that have obtained a weapon, given to you by The King or foreign, shall be branded as apart of property of H.T.F. and will be used if given order by me or tcherry. Also that weapon will be under no one’s possesion and control by anyone, but that of the respective owner.
3. When already granted membership unto H.T.F., the newest member will be ranked as Corporal, and will work into doing good works for H.T.F. and gathering those who wish to be in H.T.F.
4. He/she who is wishing into elevating into rank, will be granted by me, or tcherry. But first must prove worthy of the position. He/she who fails in such tasks will be subjected to degrading in rank.
5. There; an any way, shape or form, will NOT be any betraying or fighting, within the Empire. He/she who disobeys SHALL be reported. Folly within H.T.F. will not be tolerated.
6. An H.T.F. member will NOT show disrespect and folly towards the King, Mewzyk333.
7. An H.T.F. member will NOT take over the position, unless the power has been invested unto him through the original owner as of for awhile or resignation, of another H.T.F. member.
8. If there ever is a feud with a foreigner apart from H.T.F, that wishes to become an H.T.F. member, there shall be a vote on the person that desires to be in H.T.F.
9. A member of H.T.F. must add all other H.T.F. members.
10. All Happy Tree Friends members will log on to the chat room The Chill Lounge for communication and meetings, at all times.
CONSEQUENCES
He/she, who disobeys the rules listed above against H.T.F. will be subjected, but not limited to:
1. Degrading in rank.
2. Silenced.
3. Removed from H.T.F.
H.T.F. is about having fun and killing zombies and monsters! Cuz dey be all like’ Nu- uh, you ain’t just be givin me no lip boy!! You best shut yo mouth ‘fo I put a smakin on ya!’
ATTENTION!
The United Empire of Happy Tree Friends is not officially in partnership with The ManBat Alliance and The Glorious Nacho Empire, no rules will be inflicted amongst the three of our nations, niether will there be any drafting of members as of trading.
Only that we have held an Eternal Promise, into an oath that the three of our nations will aid one another in need, and will garentee a peace offering that will avoid national feud or destruction amongst us…
