Mikeru's profile

About me

A long ass fucking time ago, in a town called kickapoo, There lived a humble family, religious through and through, But yey there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do, His name was young jake bea, and he refused to step in line, A vision he did have of fucking rocking all the time, Wrote a tasty Jam and Oh the planets did align... "Oh the dragons balls alblazed as I stepped into his cave, and sliced his fucking cockells, with a long and shiny blade, Twas' I who fucked the dragon fuck-a-lye and fuck-a-loo, and if you wish to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too"

Member Since: May. 15, 2008
Last Login: Oct. 04, 2008
Current Points: 1467
Comments: 33
Location: England

Age: 16
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Pepe LePwned Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat Pepe LeTank, the first boss in Talesworth Arena: Death Watch; Acquired Oct. 04, 2008

: Colorless to Lifeless Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 colorless fragments in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 28, 2008

: Wasteland Profits Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 credits total in SandStorm Racing; Acquired Sep. 13, 2008

: War for Oil Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the bonus map in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 06, 2008

: Advanced Warrior Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the campaign in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 06, 2008

: Field Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemies, produce a unit, and capture a resource structure in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 06, 2008

: Boot Camp Graduate Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete boot camp in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 06, 2008

: Blue Runner Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 points in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 03, 2008

: Playing with Tar Fire Badge (medium - 15 points); Achieve 5 close calls on a single level in Tarnation; Acquired Sep. 02, 2008

: Mad Skills Badge (easy - 5 points); Achieve a 100% skill rating on any level in Tarnation; Acquired Sep. 02, 2008

: Mad Hatter Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete Hat Factory in 7:00 or under in Platform Racing 2; Acquired Sep. 02, 2008

: Bird Brain Badge (hard - 30 points); Enter any race wearing a full bird costume in Platform Racing 2; Acquired Aug. 31, 2008

: New York Minute Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete "It's New York" in 1:15 or under in Platform Racing 2; Acquired Aug. 30, 2008

: Training Day Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first training mission in Tactical Assassin 2; Acquired Aug. 30, 2008

: Fly Trap Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 25 flies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Applesauce Sampler Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 4 in N3wton; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: Causal Gamer Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the easy, basic, medium, hard, and bonus levels in Chronotron; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: Flux to Be You Badge (hard - 30 points); Retrieve the Flux Capacitor in Chronotron; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: You Have to Earn the Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat the Grinning Colossus in You Have To Burn The Rope; Acquired Aug. 27, 2008

: Tiny Victory Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 3 in Nano War; Acquired Aug. 26, 2008

: Stickicidal Maniac Badge (easy - 5 points); Be a complete jerk in Parachute Retrospect; Acquired Aug. 26, 2008

Mikeru's favorite games

: Chronotron

Mikeru's cards (24)

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: Gem of Souls

: Stoneheel Totem

: Girdle of Iron Will

: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: Origami Crane

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Ring of Curses

Mikeru's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Mikeru's friends

: Confuzzledmaniac

: daemon_slayer59

: ahobo690

Mikeru's fans

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: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU

: jwalters93

: chromepanda522

: ahobo690

: daemon_slayer59

: Nugget192

: Ragdoll_Ninja

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

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Person	Content
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Foofoo12	Aug. 31, 2008 YOU SUCK!!!!! There i shouted you.
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
Mikeru	May. 22, 2008 SHOUT! lol i’m shouting at myself.. !>?! >.<

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Mikeru's comments

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Game	Comments
Warlords: Heroes	Sep. 19, 2008 one word... achilles
Battalion: Nemesis	Sep. 06, 2008 Love it =] 5/5
Battalion: Nemesis	Sep. 03, 2008 I HATE ADVERT FOR KONGREGATE THOUGH!

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