Why have you written all these flavour texts on boss fights? Just to have laugh or to demonstrate thate one who was responsible for them had a real problem with crack? Septa Eleanor burns 332 altars? 224 altars? 115 altars? I have to ask: do you really know what altar is - and how many of them may be in ONE sept, however heretical it is? And other texts are just as stupid. Over 2k boxes of spices in one warehouse. Go figure.
Are you kidding me? Clipper (who didn't carry guns at all - they would only slow her down) have half the firepower of Ship of the Line (no less than 150 cannons)? Pinnace (15-20 cannons) is actually BETTER than Galleon (up to 300 cannons)? I do understand that this is just a game - but was it so frigging hard to at least study the types of ships - and their names spelling? And your Potoprens (is it Port-au-Prince?) almost drives me mad. You don't have to pay for using real cities and ships names, you know. These are not modern cars or weapons. Very lousy work.
There is absolutely no point shooting forward: my ram handles zombies pretty well. I wish I could turn gun backwards... But still, I've completed this game even without bying all the upgrades. So I don't mind.
And one little thing still nagging me. All the things in this world are volatile: balloons, birds, people, hotdog stands... But missiles and lawnmovers AREN'T. It seems to me that petrol and powder are harmless next to blood and feathers in terms of explosions...
Names of the locations on the map would be much appreciated. At least for these money-badges for those who already comlpeted the game. It's quite obvious that the gradon map is the best for money making - but I couldn't remember where exactly it was.
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