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    I can see Canada from my window, practically (USA)
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    Aug. 01, 2011
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    Lovely Evaris
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Triggers: Fascism, TOONGAV, Naruto, Historical inaccuracy, Powerpoints.
21. Virgo. Lawful Good/Neutral/Evil depending on my mood. Asperger’s. Former Ravenclaw, now a Slytherin, apparently. Left-Libertarian and still coming to terms with it. Historian-in-the-making. Music snob. Die-hard Naruto fan.

Ray_Eeyore: you have to afford free things?
Ray_Eeyore: what kind of parrallel universe are you from?
Darken_Spiritz: Apparently
Ray_Eeyore: it sounds awdul
MissMarionette: You cant get free shit willy nilly!
Reznov65: no just you mister baable
Ray_Eeyore: i bet you don’t even have oreos

Elcarim: To is or not to is.
Elcarim: Shakesbear.

PenguinArmy: anyone that doesn’t handle poisonous snakes as part of their religious service lacks sufficient faith

negative13: john cougar concentration camp

Roewin: I liked my reason better…
MissMarionette: Well it wasn’t up to snuff then .__.
Roewin: Who are ye to say what is snuff ‘nough?!

phenomforever: Clearly you’ve never seen Law and order KFC

aphexacid: I’m so jelly x.x
shyataroo: I’ma call you smuckers

DrakeVonDragon: I was late, because it’s you I hate ~A poem, for Marionette’s teacher.

MissMarionette: Woof
shyataroo: i know that noise.
shyataroo: MArionette are you trying to be a pigeon

Crinkle: it’s a pineapple drawn in ms paint ..
MissMarionette: Therefore worth clicking on, Crinkle
MissMarionette: that’s how i look irl
KayNer: its my spirit animal back when it still lived…

DrakeVonDragon: But cuttlefishies be cuterfishies.
DrakeVonDragon: I could go as far as to say cutestfishies.
KayNer: MM, you are someone swinging a hammer twice her size and enjoying it but meaning no real harm

MissMarionette: Can’t buy me loooove, oh. No no no, yeeeah
TheDarknessBelow: But you can buy a Potato
TheDarknessBelow: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

DrakeVonDragon: Yer a wizard Mari.
MissMarionette: I’m a wut? ..
DrakeVonDragon: A mother****in’ wizard.
DrakeVonDragon: And a graet wun, prolly.
MissMarionette: I .. can’t be a wizard. I’m just Mari. Miss Mari :o
DrakeVonDragon: Well, “Miss Mari”, has it ever happened that you walk by and a ****ing cat explodes without warning?
MissMarionette: Oh my God just last week. His toots stunk up the whole house. How did you know!
DrakeVonDragon: You’re a wizard, Mari.
MissMarionette: Oh. Em. ****ING. Gee

Verac12: back that assonance up
MissMarionette: When you think about it, sting rays are sea pancakes
tim10661983: OBJECTION! stingrays can kill people, pancakes can’t

TheLancasters: Who knows how much it will cost a hot dog at Washington in 10 years?

MissMarionette: In other news, my head hurts, which either means I have cancer or I didn’t drink enough water
majora4: Why not both?

aphexacid: I stayed in a hostel once where you had to put the sheets on yourself, that was the best
Crinkle: lol, like in prison
MissMarionette: (Flexes calves)
Crinkle: omg leave those baby cows alone

DrakeVonDragon: Are you insinuating the two Jacks are a single Jack that may or may not be in the box?
tim10661983: quite
DrakeVonDragon: Amazing.

aphexacid: I, for one, welcome our new comboverlord

fmoo: every time I drive through SF, I want to kill myself

MissMarionette: Don’t try to rationalize stupidity
Crinkle: ^
MissMarionette: Dat’s muh job
Crinkle: ^

majora4: I’m going to make a gang called “East Side Trousers.” Our gang sign is wearing pants. Your move, schoolboard.
TOONGAV: some reason why you are coming out with an arbitrary fact?
aphexacid: have you met mario?
TOONGAV: not in person but seen the same old questions asked
aphexacid: there you go
TOONGAV: still doesn’t answer the quesion
Crinkle: except it really did

Crinkle: you didn’t EVEN SAY HI TO ME and you want me to less than three you? I. THINK. NOT.

aphexacid: yeah it’s all about the backing vocal
MissMarionette: (Backing vocal)
Crinkle: ^ lulz

sotlat: my good friend shy! i’ve missed your sweet pleasantries so!
shyataroo: Your soul crushing sarcasm hurts.

Crinkle: Vote for Hans, HE QUILL WIN!
aphexacid: heheh nice one
aphexacid: hedgehog your bets

aphexacid: with great power comes great moustache

standardstaples: my cat is female and she is also retarded. coincidence? i think not
Crinkle: is she gone yet, so we can talk about her?
Crinkle: i mean oops

Falldayo: So we’re in agreement then. Matty is a a terrible person who thinks beating women is okay.

VoidDragon777: Mr Mangoats was a well respected member of the community/

MissMarionette: Crinkle, your fried eggs look like shit. They don’t deserve to see the light of day

MissMarionette: Holy ****, my little sister is like, a ****ing prima donna
VoidDragon777: Kill it before it learns how to demand Iphones by the dozen.

MilesWright: i hate french food
MilesWright: they give me the crepes
Crinkle: wait, wait, omelette you finish
aphexacid: I’m in pain au chocolat from these puns

magikilla96792: maybe he was high the entire movie
Crinkle: maybe you were high the entire movie
magikilla96792: Maybe I was.

majora4: What? I’ll have you know that statement was offensive! Trips and falls down 5 flights of stairs

Nimbuses: we’re from the school, school of hard knocks
Nimbuses: moshes

k218: shes a strong independent squirrel
aspyderwebb: bigggg sniffff

PenguinArmy: make america grope again

sjcastle09: when life gives you lemoms .-.

majora4: If you really want to seem smart, you could always improve your vernacular. Begin using large, polysyllabic words, even if you don’t actually know what they mean. That’s sure to bewitch your readers!
IAmTheCandyman: Photosynthesis!
majora4: See? He gets it.

TheNonoSexual: This is why women shouldn’t be allowed in the catroom.

DrakeVonDragon: I love you, persona of female sex but indeterminate gender.

aphexacid: you guys drink and eat kiwis? D:

TriggeringUsers: read it bruh
vicODINe: no
TriggeringUsers: **** off then
vicODINe: Shit
vicODINe: you got me

szotyacid: If life gives you shit welp back

sopimusicianTWO: my drunk ass is about to buy farming simulator
heusit2: Do it
heusit2: Do it for the motherland

ThickWhiteMilk: **** off peng
ThickWhiteMilk: (is semi-triggered)

playzmat: who muted me? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

StrikeForceKing8: just put vasoline on your belly and pretend you’re a slug _

Dochius: Or like one of the most memorable roman emperors said: ‘’nigga who tf is sweden?’’ – Trajan

yifan456: You mean maple-flavored pesos

BackInOmNomNam: the receding hairline causes an internal crisis that only the death of the bourgeoisie can satisfy

Lemon_Andromeda: i enjoy beating up fire department workers in my spare time

PenguinArmy: i’d kill a 100 strangers just to save the life of a sloth

PenguinArmy: it’s not really about quantity, it’s quality. kill a few pretty white women and be black
bradrock67: what
MissMarionette: what
Kitezer: im already halfway there
PenguinArmy: and be effectively retarded and in texas

sopimusicianTWO: i lick my eyeballs
sopimusicianTWO: and let me tell you
sopimusicianTWO: my world is very different

Oriphyss: why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

IwishIwasaDog: ANY ladies. :3
trhdjtfktdjrs: f/4legs/ND

hotshot1423: 5 letter word for news
hotshot1423: W-R-O-N-G

ThickWhiteMilk: smh why am i always on the cutting edge of memes

rambo330: only good white male is a dead white male.
Goatboy: Why do you hate the mite whale?

PenguinArmy: possum watch hour 3: the possum has not moved. further updates to follow

I0hate0arbys: the body is just a vessel… but in some peoples case its also a moo cow

Thicksimilian: I was a possessed mime in a dance show.

terwerty: I know what bitches want
terwerty: A big fat
terwerty: Pastrami dish
canshow: greek weddi-
canshow: terwerty gtfo

sopimusicianTWO: so did the rabbit die?
canshow: who gives a shit about the rabbit
canshow: she got fo4

PenguinArmy: the smoke monster should only f*ck people that blow the hugest, sickest vape clouds. work that into the story

stanwise: OH YES
Kitezer: holy shit calm down

Kitezer: he’s white he gets enough praise

fatstegosaurus: the next step in human evolution is to create a slime barrier like a slug

sopimusicianTWO: you’ll make a good house wife one day kite
Kitezer: thanks sopi
sopimusicianTWO: it was an insult
Kitezer: wtf

HappyHawaiian: BURN THE WOMEN
HappyHawaiian: KILL THE FIELDS

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