Triggers: Fascism, TOONGAV, Naruto, Historical inaccuracy.
21. Virgo. Lawful Good/Neutral/Evil depending on my mood. Asperger’s. Former Ravenclaw, now a Slytherin, apparently. Liberal, but flexible. Historian in the making. Music snob. Die-hard Naruto fan.
Ray_Eeyore: you have to afford free things?
Ray_Eeyore: what kind of parrallel universe are you from?
Ray_Eeyore: it sounds awdul
MissMarionette: You cant get free shit willy nilly!
Reznov65: no just you mister baable
Ray_Eeyore: i bet you don’t even have oreos
Elcarim: To is or not to is.
PenguinArmy: anyone that doesn’t handle poisonous snakes as part of their religious service lacks sufficient faith
negative13: john cougar concentration camp
Roewin: I liked my reason better…
MissMarionette: Well it wasn’t up to snuff then .__.
Roewin: Who are ye to say what is snuff ‘nough?!
phenomforever: Clearly you’ve never seen Law and order KFC
aphexacid: I’m so jelly x.x
shyataroo: I’ma call you smuckers
DrakeVonDragon: I was late, because it’s you I hate ~A poem, for Marionette’s teacher.
shyataroo: i know that noise.
shyataroo: MArionette are you trying to be a pigeon
Crinkle: it’s a pineapple drawn in ms paint ..
MissMarionette: Therefore worth clicking on, Crinkle
MissMarionette: that’s how i look irl
KayNer: its my spirit animal back when it still lived…
DrakeVonDragon: But cuttlefishies be cuterfishies.
DrakeVonDragon: I could go as far as to say cutestfishies.
KayNer: MM, you are someone swinging a hammer twice her size and enjoying it but meaning no real harm
MissMarionette: Can’t buy me loooove, oh. No no no, yeeeah
TheDarknessBelow: But you can buy a Potato
DrakeVonDragon: Yer a wizard Mari.
MissMarionette: I’m a wut? ..
DrakeVonDragon: A mother****in’ wizard.
DrakeVonDragon: And a graet wun, prolly.
MissMarionette: I .. can’t be a wizard. I’m just Mari. Miss Mari :o
DrakeVonDragon: Well, “Miss Mari”, has it ever happened that you walk by and a ****ing cat explodes without warning?
MissMarionette: Oh my God just last week. His toots stunk up the whole house. How did you know!
DrakeVonDragon: You’re a wizard, Mari.
MissMarionette: Oh. Em. ****ING. Gee
Verac12: back that assonance up
MissMarionette: When you think about it, sting rays are sea pancakes
tim10661983: OBJECTION! stingrays can kill people, pancakes can’t
TheLancasters: Who knows how much it will cost a hot dog at Washington in 10 years?
MissMarionette: In other news, my head hurts, which either means I have cancer or I didn’t drink enough water
majora4: Why not both?
aphexacid: I stayed in a hostel once where you had to put the sheets on yourself, that was the best
Crinkle: lol, like in prison
MissMarionette: (Flexes calves)
Crinkle: omg leave those baby cows alone
DrakeVonDragon: Are you insinuating the two Jacks are a single Jack that may or may not be in the box?
aphexacid: I, for one, welcome our new comboverlord
fmoo: every time I drive through SF, I want to kill myself
MissMarionette: Don’t try to rationalize stupidity
MissMarionette: Dat’s muh job
majora4: I’m going to make a gang called “East Side Trousers.” Our gang sign is wearing pants. Your move, schoolboard.
TOONGAV: some reason why you are coming out with an arbitrary fact?
aphexacid: have you met mario?
TOONGAV: not in person but seen the same old questions asked
aphexacid: there you go
TOONGAV: still doesn’t answer the quesion
Crinkle: except it really did
Crinkle: you didn’t EVEN SAY HI TO ME and you want me to less than three you? I. THINK. NOT.
aphexacid: yeah it’s all about the backing vocal
MissMarionette: (Backing vocal)
Crinkle: ^ lulz
sotlat: my good friend shy! i’ve missed your sweet pleasantries so!
shyataroo: Your soul crushing sarcasm hurts.
Crinkle: Vote for Hans, HE QUILL WIN!
aphexacid: heheh nice one
aphexacid: hedgehog your bets
aphexacid: with great power comes great moustache
standardstaples: my cat is female and she is also retarded. coincidence? i think not
Crinkle: is she gone yet, so we can talk about her?
Crinkle: i mean oops
MissMarionette: BITCH YOU THOUGHT
Falldayo: So we’re in agreement then. Matty is a a terrible person who thinks beating women is okay.
VoidDragon777: Mr Mangoats was a well respected member of the community/
MissMarionette: Crinkle, your fried eggs look like shit. They don’t deserve to see the light of day
MissMarionette: Holy ****, my little sister is like, a ****ing prima donna
VoidDragon777: Kill it before it learns how to demand Iphones by the dozen.
MilesWright: i hate french food
MilesWright: they give me the crepes
Crinkle: wait, wait, omelette you finish
aphexacid: I’m in pain au chocolat from these puns
magikilla96792: maybe he was high the entire movie
Crinkle: maybe you were high the entire movie
magikilla96792: Maybe I was.
majora4: What? I’ll have you know that statement was offensive! Trips and falls down 5 flights of stairs
Nimbuses: we’re from the school, school of hard knocks
k218: shes a strong independent squirrel
aspyderwebb: bigggg sniffff
PenguinArmy: make america grope again
sjcastle09: when life gives you lemoms .-.
majora4: If you really want to seem smart, you could always improve your vernacular. Begin using large, polysyllabic words, even if you don’t actually know what they mean. That’s sure to bewitch your readers!
majora4: See? He gets it.
TheNonoSexual: This is why women shouldn’t be allowed in the catroom.
DrakeVonDragon: I love you, persona of female sex but indeterminate gender.
aphexacid: you guys drink and eat kiwis? D:
TriggeringUsers: read it bruh
TriggeringUsers: **** off then
vicODINe: you got me
szotyacid: If life gives you shit welp back
sopimusicianTWO: my drunk ass is about to buy farming simulator
heusit2: Do it
heusit2: Do it for the motherland