Miss_Behaves

My story is not an uncommon one. Raised in the Yum Yum forests of Gibraltar, I was introduced to gaming as a young lass. My 12 older brothers, threatened by their little sister’s formidable skills of console and table top play, resorted to FedEx-ing their littlest sibling to Providence, Rhode Island in an attempt to put an end to the nearly constant belittling and cucumber beatings they were being subjected to by the elders of our village for bringing the family shame through their mediocre gaming skills. After arriving in the Americas I never looked back. The chicken in this country is plentiful and the men robust and smelling of Axe body spray. So it is here, in my adopted home of Rhode Island, that I continue my life’s work of being a totally awesome gamer. Oh, and I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think unicorns are kick ass!