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About me

I’m a cannibal. Girl Scouts and babies are my favorites. I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and cuddling…..with dead Girl Scouts. I love my friends, they are family. I’m sorry I push them down the stairs, bite’m, and pimp them out. I did not choose to be evil, but it’s a lot of fun. For me anyway. If silence is golden then screaming is platinum : )

  • Member Since: Feb. 04, 2008
  • Last Login: Dec. 05, 2010
  • Current Points: 3364
  • Comments: 5
  • Forum posts: 1
  • Location: Ask your Mom
  • Website: mobyjaws@hotmail.com
  • Age: 44
  • Sex: Male
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Song of the Slayer (completed)
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New Killers on the Block (completed)
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Veteran Veterinarian (completed)
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Totally Smashed (completed)
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Death Avenue (completed)
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Fallen Champions (completed)
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Skills for Kills (completed)
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City Destroyer (completed)
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No More Hero (completed)
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Spin Master Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete level 10, "Spin" in Flaming Zombooka 2

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DarkRainyKnight

Mar 16, 2012 7:35pm

R.I.P

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hamuka

Dec 29, 2011 10:37am

What? How do people know he’s dead?

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DrakeVonDragon

Jul 28, 2011 8:37am

Even tho’ your body probably already decayed, I think you are still there, watching your profile as people post their mournings.

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frankiesmum

Jul 18, 2011 1:53am

Thanks for sharing those sol. I remember talks about hunting (see “A Good keen Man” by Barry Crump), the evil spawn aka Frankie (yeah the Frankie I am Mum of ;) ), the trials and tribulations of searching for work, the joys of love, lovers, family and friends.

Life just does not look the same without the prospect of MobyJaws surfaci…

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solprovider

Jul 18, 2011 1:25am

I met Moby on July 11, 2009 when he visited my room to congratulate Bev (frankiesmum) on getting Modded. We immediately became friends discussing “GemCraft chapter 0”. Moby quotes:

“Religion and politics….they get you dead in foreign lands.”

“I was addicted to FlintStone vitamins for years.”

“I̵…

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