Just a dude who likes moist turtles – a lot. If moisture inspires you as it has inspired me, then feel free to create an account based upon being “Moist” or a “Turtle”. I’ll add you, you’ll add me, and we’ll become a happy family full of moist compassion! :3 Here are some users who were motivated to follow their moist dreams (archived):
-Cool_Turtle
-Holy_Turtle
-Moist_Derp
-Moist_Dokebi
-Moist_Ebola
-Moist_Gorycat
-Moist_OG_Mudbone
-MoistPussyCat
-Moist_Reptile
-Soggy_Turtle
-Shambler_Turtle
-Stupid_Turtle
-Titties_Moist
-turtleduck123
Movie directors, political figures – all shall succumb to their moist desires.
Steven_Spielberg: what part of the turtle is moist? i need to know its an emergency (reply)
To Steven_Spielberg: the shell
Steven_Spielberg: i’m disappointed, that wasn’t the part i wanted to be moist. now my wet fantasy dreams with moist turtles are forever ruined :( (reply)
(1/24/15) Moist_Turtle: I produce my own lotion-infused turtle wax :D
President_Turd: turtle sperm…….. sure! why not?
Moist_Turtle: I never said sperm (until now) D:
President_Turd: if it’s not turtle sperm then I’m not really interested any more
(2/11/15 – fell asleep, still in chat) fluffychickens: I just thought of something (reply)
fluffychickens: Your profile picture is of a dry turtle. . . (reply)
fluffychickens: is that irony? (reply)
(2/17/15) Peccarius: I havent seen dry turtle…
Moist_Turtle: I took dry turtle fishing a few days ago.
Peccarius: Oh
Moist_Turtle: Let’s just say that he won’t be dry anymore
Moist_Turtle: Ever. Again.
Peccarius: Ok
Peccarius: Stop
ThomasMarik: I think he left Dry Turtle in the bottom of the lake.
xXLilJmanXx: well duh
xXLilJmanXx: He needed to turn into moist turtle
Moistellaneous Final Thoughts to Consider:
-(2/17/15) joshypm1998: do you even turtle
-http://theoatmeal.com/comics/moist (Thanks, Thomas! :D)
-We’re all one drop in the same moist bucket.
Epilogue…to be added…:
Akula04: WAIT I GET IT
Moist_Turtle: cx
Akula04: MYRTLE FROM HARRY POTTER WAS A GHOST IN THE TOILET
Akula04: TOILETS ARE MOIST
Koatic_Twirl: turtle i will become Moist
Akula04: MYRTYLE RHYMES WITH TURTLE (3/12/15)
Now water you wading for? Go out there, and spread your fluids as far as the eye can sea!
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