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Dinosaurs are yellow
Yellow is the sun
Sun is hot
Hot is Megan Fox
Megan Fox is made out of plastic
Plastic can be made into bottles
Bottles choke seals
Seals swim in the ocean
The ocean is big
Big people are fat
Fat is what they call your mom
Your mom is who I saw last night
Last night involved pizza
Pizza comes in a box
The box has sugar in it
Sugar gives heart attacks
Heart Attacks come from Love
Baby, don’t hurt me
Hurt comes from Guns
Guns are bought in stores
Stores receives shipments
Shipments are in boxes
Those boxes are brown
Brown is dirt
Dirt has worms
Worms go into your stomach
Stomach has acid
Acid kills people
People populate the Earth
The Earth has many secrets
a secret is that I am a wolf
wolves eat food
food has carbohydrates
carbohydrates give you energy
energy comes from the sun
sun wears sunglasses
sunglasses are cool
and something else cool is Antarctica
Antarctica is a continent
Another continent is South America
South America says football
Football is soccer
Soccer is sport
Sport is competition
Another competition is tanassin

  • Member Since: Nov. 07, 2010
  • Last Login: Dec. 31, 2011
  • Current Points: 30
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  • Forum posts: 427
  • Location: Elephant Archipelago

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ritzfitz91

Jan 10, 2011 3:04pm

if I were to love you
my love were to turn into tuna
then we would eat that turn, but the tuna would prefer to be eaten by me first
that is why I throw fits of fury

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ritzfitz91 Jan 10, 2011 3:23pm

Ormond doesn’t deserve such punishment

He shall receive praise for his punishments to heal the wounds

maybe bacon flavored chocolate

I hope he’s a dog too, they love bacon chocolate

my las…

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Freezerburnt Mar 1, 2011 4:29am

^^ I lol’d at that last one

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ritzfitz91 Mar 1, 2011 11:27am

I lol’d too
I also lmao’d
my ass has never been happier to be away from me
last time i called he became the delegate of Ethiopia.

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IAMNGIN

Jan 11, 2011 12:56pm

Wat

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IAMNGIN Jan 11, 2011 1:17pm

ChickHEN R3 is basically tn hen…

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IAMNGIN Jan 11, 2011 1:23pm

just downgrade to 5.00 m33-6 via a pandora, am i right?

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IAMNGIN Jan 11, 2011 1:32pm

Do u like chickHEN?

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Afro_man

Jan 10, 2011 3:06pm

I do not have an afro.
My hair is not bouncy.
Boobs are nice and bouncy though.
I wish I had boobs and an afro.
:D

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MisterFiji

Jan 10, 2011 3:00pm

Aye, this man is a genius, you hear?

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MrErratic Jan 10, 2011 3:01pm

I heard a spider crawling up my shoulder
However I commenced spiderman attack and it became friends with me
and then we had a picnic
because picnics are romantic
son/daughter

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Minnakht

Jan 10, 2011 2:39pm

Bad things happen

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