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About me

I own my own business playing “lasertag on steroids.” Seriously, if you haven’t ever seen Battlefield Live before you don’t have any idea what you’re missing. All-metal guns with red dot scopes that are full-size, full-weight replicas of the real thing with ranges measured in the hundreds of feet. Seriously intense action that makes your eyes bleed.
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I knitted this for Halloween 2010:
http://knitty.com/ISSUEfall04/PATThallowig.html
Pics or it didn’t happen:
http://www.mikescombatgames.com/kong/hallowig.jpg
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Unbelievably good quotes that apparently always involve DrP:
DrProfessor: … Oh jeez, I just made an analogy between TCD and Jesus. I really am going to Hell now.
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DrProfessor: Ignorance spites the knowing.
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DrProfessor: You’re not my real mom!
Muhlakai: Oh yes I am!
DrProfessor: =O
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  • Member Since: Feb. 01, 2008
  • Last Login: Jan. 20, 2012
  • Current Points: 19868
  • Comments: 156
  • Forum posts: 37
  • Location: DFW, TX, USA (Formerly Eugene, OR)
  • Website: www.mikescombatgames.com
  • Age: 32
  • Sex: Male
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AlphaT

Jul 16, 2011 7:42am

Are are freaking crazy? All you did as stretch out the truth of a meme to fit slang. I can say that you are a horse because there mammals too. Does not mean that you are. My God man. You need to learn how to comprehend reading.

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Muhlakai Jul 16, 2011 8:45am

Dude, EVIDENCE. You’ve got to show evidence! So far you’ve said, “my opinion is X and because there are other people who agree then it’s true.”

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Muhlakai Jul 16, 2011 9:24am

For the record (and an example of profiding evidence), here’s what I posted on Aravona’s profile: Thought I’d share this: Dictionary.com clearly defines meme (http://dictionary.reference.c…

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Fusha Jul 16, 2011 9:26am

You are all walruses

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Kishi_Hokori

Feb 14, 2011 7:38pm

Leaving a shout for Muhlakai

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hollyduffin

Feb 3, 2011 9:58am

Leave a shout for Muhlakai

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Erock3131

Dec 2, 2009 11:39pm

Your awesome! Nothing more needs to be said. If you decide to make a cult, please have the compassion to invite me in. And please, please, pretty please keep the awesome interviews coming.

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hollyduffin Feb 3, 2011 9:58am

thants

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hollyduffin

Jan 31, 2011 11:33am

hi how aight you babe xxx

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