Latest Activity: Played Epic Combo! (5 hours ago)
Points needed for next level: 1279 Level
“If you love God, burn a church” – Jello Biafra
I happen to have a very close relative who also plays on Kongregate, he goes by the name Docter_Ted and he’s my 6th cousin, twice removed.
JoshinatorKY: wait are you retarded? if so just tell me so i can stop making fun of you for a good reason :3
JoshinatorKY: No there were some guys that claimed to be jews that ****ed up my fav server and i had to moderate all day religion jew troll >:O
MonochromeHearts: Canadiannnnnn. win
Oace: ’TIS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLING
Oace: Lulzsec found a bunch of government e-mail addresses on porn accounts
JakeInTheBox: Sorry, I guess my work computer is a big piece of shit that likes to just shit everywhere
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Inb4 God ain’t real
DesiredCalibur: GTFO MOSQUITO IM TRYING TO EARN THE HARD BADGE GODDAMN
DesiredCalibur: its easy its just that this ****ing mosquito lands on my arm and sucks my ****in blood and i gotta swat it away and the bitch messes me up
Oace: Japan people, u song so silly
DesiredCalibur: i saw a chinese buffet with a little kid at the register…
DesiredCalibur: im like “CAN YOU SEE ME HURR DURR”
Oace: **** yeah using tech words in an order that makes no sense to persuade my parents
JoshinatorKY: other than maybe something like Bawlsinass syndrome (made up just now)
Ihascookies: IH senses are tingling.
InfiniteHunter: IH has no senses.
MonochromeHearts: ._______. wat
InfiniteHunter: IH instantly knows everything.
Oace: There’s an idiot from my school who thinks he’s all smart because he knows that he can put a computer on sleep mode
Adrokila: Make it shorter please.
Adrokila: Oh lawdy what did I just say.
JoshinatorKY: hiper wants to join
JoshinatorKY: Emma is a girl so she has to leave
NeilYoung: i agree
JoshinatorKY: she should be in kitchen anyway
MonochromeHearts: I don’t always eat cake… But when i do DIABEETUS
ToxicWizzard: im hindu cuz im indian?
ToxicWizzard: I am btw
InfiniteHunter: Neil’s a Canadian.
InfiniteHunter: It’s acceptable for him not to know about Denny’s.
InfiniteHunter: Heck, it’s acceptable for him not to know anything.
InfiniteHunter: Silly Canadians.
Kthxicus: shouldn’t you be watching Cyberbully on ABC Family?
Kthxicus: I could have finished that movie in five minutes. Basically someone says something online about someone and I say “nobody gives a shit”
onemetallica1: i only got the easy and medium badge
onemetallica1: cant get the hard :/
JoshinatorKY: Take Viagra
NeilYoung: wow a game i’ve never even played with badges :O
Oace: Man is like spider
Oace: Bound to have sticky hand after being on web
hiperson134: dudes, I just watched The Human Centipede last night…that totally reminded me of it :p
oIIEthanIIo: I heard that movie…sucked ass
Oace: ALL HAIL KING INDENT
Graviity: i seriously cant move my right leg
Oace: Maybe it’s the gravity
Oace: BA DUM TSSSSSS
ranger3: yo mama so po she cant afford the or
lynx45678: I’m not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for blacks.
NahTano: my attention span is like.. oh wait wat that shiny thing???
hotchiz21: i need some baby racoons.does anyone have some?
hiperson134: I think I’ve got 3…
MonochromeHearts: WHAT THE HELL.
MonochromeHearts: JUST WHAT THE HELL.
Archimonde123: I AM A WINNER
Feanaro82: you missed and E there, Arch.
Feanaro82: … really?
M_U_D_K_I_P_Z: onemetallica1: r purple sacks goood…. (reply)
M_U_D_K_I_P_Z: go to a doctor
NeilYoung: magin loves me though :)
Maginmaniac7: Stfu Neil
JoshinatorKY: Sure, i’ll take a look , how long is it?
oIIEthanIIo: Taking a piss with an erection is easy.
NeilYoung: oh god no it’s not
Darthhulk: oh hell no
Iggyshark: It is if you don’t care about your ceiling.
Iggyshark: Do you go for the awkward squish approach? Or perhaps the tetris approach of alternating breasts?
hiperson134: argh, got kicked (reply)
hiperson134: code? (reply)
To hiperson134: “smell my anal vapor” And wipe my butt with your…"
To hiperson134: OOPS NOT CODE
NeilYoung: MrPHOENIX134: yeah. love sucking on some fags (reply)
Scatterbrainxxxx: What is funny is when you see a lesbian couple one of the two is manly and when you see a gay couple one of the two is feminine so why not just do the one guy one girl?
JoshinatorKY: There was a turd so big we had no choice but to lift it out of the toilet and throw it in the thrash compactor. e_e
JoshinatorKY: it was like twice the size of the pipes
meris97: Iggy waht is your real name
meris97: tell me
meris97: I wont hurt you
Iggyshark: Osama Bin Obama Hussein Barack Laden.
ppp32: HOW DO YOU PLAY :L
JoshinatorKY: By following the god damn instructions you bitch.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: And watching his kids, AND writing a sermon, and then probably something pertaining to TTT
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: he’s almost never JUST texting someone
Oace: And watching some teenage girls, and writing a sexual letter, and then probably something pertaining to CP
NeilYoung: not a hoof
buggieboy: Don’t leave me hanging.
NeilYoung: I can’t believe I’m doing this.
JoshinatorKY: Brony **** **** ****ing shit tit **** **** shitter
buggieboy: I love you so much right now, Neil.
buggieboy: I made my thing bigger.
lynx45678: …Don’t be a dick, Neil. ;P
NeilYoung: ba dum tissssss
Iggyshark: Neil should be as cocky as he likes.
Iggyshark: Afterall, YOLO
NeilYoung: What is Trix? .___.
Oace: Burn the Canadian!
NeilYoung: Matt is Canadian.
InfiniteHunter: BURN THE CANADIAN!!!
peterporty: if you call them “wrong” and you keep doing them you’re an immoral bastard.
heyo123: i do not live forever
oIIEthanIIo: I just made a band called 1023 megabytes. We haven’t done a gig yet.
Oace: HE HAD A VIOLENT AND ABUSIVE FAMILY, CRIMINAL PAST, AND LOVES VIDEO GAMES? (reply)
Oace: BAN VIDEO GAMES (reply)
NeilYoung: WHY CANT I FIGURE IT OUT
heyo123: god sent the jews to 9/11 the sodomites in new york
Zedzero2: YOUR FATHER LEFT YOU CUZ YOUR A ****ING WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT
Angieluvsyou101: I am the one on the left with a Brony hat.
Iggyshark: Twenty years ago, I’d agree with you.
F_r_o_g: brb time to go grab a snack and not be naked and having sex with a tree at all whatsoever
F_r_o_g: why would you even think that?