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Vehicle training, Space Police Central Precinct. This new Raid VPR pursuit cruiser is fast. Really fast. But where’s the brake button? These new-fangled magnetic drive system ships have all their controls in weird places! Help!Destruction of public property
Destruction of public property, 07:15 g.m., Perseii Plasmaball Stadium. Someone dropped an asteroid in the middle of the stadium. Fortunately, it was a micrometeor-shower day, so nobody was there. Big smiley face laser-burned into the asteroid. This one definitely IS Rench’s style.
Pursuit of fugitive
Pursuit of fugitive, 11:17 a.m., Monorail Station D. Had a hot tip that Rench was spotted beating up an automated monorail car because it asked him for exact change. And by “beating up” I mean he was hitting it with his face. I kind of miss the days when Kranxx and his space biker gang were the biggest and weirdest problem around here.Criminal pursuit
Criminal pursuit, 18:21 g.m., Old Town Alley. This is it! We’ve got Rench cornered, and his laser is all out of fractal gas. A squad of Raid VPRs is on its way with a team of Space Police Commandos on board. This space-crook’s random crime spree ends today!Grand larceny
Grand larceny, 14:56 g.m., Ed-8’s Space Auto Impound Lot. Someone ran off with the owner’s anti-gravity tow truck, some purple paint and a whole bunch of spare parts. Looks like somebody’s building something complicated. Can’t be Rench – he’s more into taking things apart. With lasers. And sometimes his teeth.Breaking and entering
Breaking and entering, 06:56 g.m., Van Elton Asteroid Belt. Silent alarm at the new M:Tronics lab. The security guard was napping, but he says he woke up to see somebody running off with a state-of-the-art cyberbrain. Footsteps sounded…squishy. Rench again? Not really his style – so who?