Nking99

In either the first 15 seconds of chat or the first five things you say, I can tell if I like you or not

My Formspring: http://www.formspring.me/Nking99

True Eon Name: Larnus
Origin: read these: http://n9987.deviantart.com/gallery/#Destiny

Main chat room: Eternal Solstice (was originally The Cliff)
Three things I enjoy (aka why I like The Cliff): Peace, relaxation, and music.

Position: Livzy’s Pokemon[missing my trainer :’( ], Cliff Sniper/ Assassin

You can usually find me in MY corner in The Cliff.
Since The Cliff is literally dead (no more Cliff chat room) you can find me in Eternal Solstice chatroom (for now)

I am an RP master, and not bound by any rules. I can bend all laws (except for Kong rules).

A usual chat in The Cliff:
Wolve95: who b you King?
Nking99: what?
Wolve95: who
Wolve95: b
Wolve95: you
Nking99: I be me
Wolve95: who b you that be me?
Nking99: I be me that who I be
Wolve95: so you mean to tell me
Wolve95: that you be you that who be i that who be you that you be me
Wolve95: but if you be me then that means that i be you
Nking99: XD
Wolve95: and that if i b you then i also b me because you be me
Wolve95: but then you would be yourself yet again and i b me
Wolve95: so in conclusion we need a dead carcass
Nking99: XD
Wolve95: so we can be someone that can’t be me or can’t b you
Wolve95: yes?
Nking99: Yes
Wolve95: ok then :D cool
Wolve95: glad we have settled that
Nking99: I love The Cliff

Another one:

Nking99: lol, I want a Tinfoil Helm
Wolve95: ^
Wolve95: that
Wolve95: made my day

Chats in Eternal Solstice:
Wolve95: hey pyro can you be in canada by Thanksgiving?
PyroDefense101: No, I wouldn’t be caught dead there.
Nking99: XD
Nking99: And That is why I like being Canadian, Pyro wouldn’t be caught dead here :D
Wolve95: but i lived there
PyroDefense101: No, I’m pretty sure you’d win in a fight, NK.
Wolve95: NO PYRO DONT SAY THAT
Wolve95: your chair would win!
Wolve95: he is skinny!
Nking99: XD
PyroDefense101: HE KNOWS MARTIAL ARTS. Eff dat.
Wolve95: He is canadian
Wolve95: like he would hurt anything :P
PyroDefense101: He’d kick my ass with the flowers he’d give me.

The Canadian Hit Crew Conversation
Wolve95: oh
Wolve95: king is still alive
Wolve95: interesting
Wolve95: i must fire that hit crew
Wolve95: never higher a Canadian hit crew, is the moral of this story
Wolve95: they just ask their target to please, and no offense meant, but please just drop dead.
Wolve95: please
Wolve95: the victim then replies. Eh?
Wolve95: to which the hit crew replies
Wolve95: Oh come off it. you know what we are a talking about.
Wolve95: that mans wife ye slept with eh?
Wolve95: to which the victim then replies. OHHHH about that… we settled our differences.
Wolve95: to which the hit crew replies
Wolve95: Sorry. No hard feelings eh?
Wolve95: Lets go eat some captain crunch!
Wolve95: it is. 100%
Wolve95: king
Wolve95: tell me you got all of that
Wolve95: i don’t think i can retype it
Wolve95: and my page just refreshed itself
Nking99: I got that
Nking99: And you hired a Canadian hit crew? Canadian hit crews exist?
Wolve95: lol
Wolve95: come on
Wolve95: it was 100% accurate description if they did right?
Nking99: and why did you put a hit on me anyway
Nking99: probably
Wolve95: :D
Nking99: but why did you put a hit on me?
Wolve95: to see if Canadian hit crews actually work
Nking99: XD
Nking99: either they don’t work or I haven’t seen them yet
Wolve95: did you have that strange conversation yet?
Nking99: nope
Nking99: if they did find me, they didn’t do their job
Nking99: I left the house twice listening to loud music. I would’ve never saw it coming
Wolve95: maybe they didn’t want to interrupt you while you were so obviously enjoying yourself
Nking99: well, the second time, I was in a car with my brother
Nking99: If they did kill me the first time though, they would’ve made $1120 on top of what you gave them
Wolve95: why is that
Nking99: actually about $1300
Wolve95: dude
Nking99: I was putting money in the bank
Wolve95: i said Canadian hit crew
Wolve95: not Jewish
Nking99: XD
Nking99: so what? they’d send it back to my house?
Wolve95: i feel great now
Wolve95: i probably just made the NSA guy tracking my computer laugh

JoshW292: die queer
Nking99: Hey Wolve
degas22: Dude, you got me.
degas22: Your one short, bigoted, moronic, repetitive insult enlightened me to my deficiencies (according to you).
degas22: I now realize I must die because, apparently, I’m gay.
Nking99: XD
degas22: You’ve shown me the error of my ways, some of which I’ve been doing since I was born (ex. breathing).
degas22: Because of your small penis and ridge-less brain I now know how to be a true human being.
degas22: what a shame, he left
degas22: He seemed like such an upstanding member of the ES community, we would of loved to have him here.
Nking99: XD

My ideas for trolls:
They should be sacrificed to appease the Chaos Gods

I’m going to be know as Illumitradati in The Dead Zone trade Chat eventually.