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About me

Congratulations. You are now playing The Game (if you weren't already). The game is very simple. You are always playing the game. You cannot win. You can only lose. You lose whenever you remember the game. Whenever you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose". After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing. As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well. The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.

Age: 18
Sex: Male
Location: This is location lol
Website: http://www.myspace.com/cheezborgor

Member Since: Jun. 11, 2008
Last Login: Sep. 06, 2008
Current Points: 5609
Comments: 68

Latest Achievements

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: War for Oil Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the bonus map in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 06, 2008

: Advanced Warrior Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the campaign in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 06, 2008

: Field Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemies, produce a unit, and capture a resource structure in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Boot Camp Graduate Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete boot camp in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Ultra Violet Badge (medium - 15 points); Collect 10 purple orbs during a single game in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 02, 2008

: Blue Runner Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 points in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 02, 2008

: Linksys Admin Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 40 levels and complete a random level of size 4 in 3 minutes or less in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 31, 2008

: Ballin' Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 10 in filler; Acquired Aug. 30, 2008

: Typing of the Demonic Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the story mode in Typing Ninja Hunter; Acquired Aug. 30, 2008

: Trojan Hero Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete "normal" mode in Achilles; Acquired Aug. 30, 2008

: Godlike Invertebrate Badge (hard - 30 points); Eat a bat in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Burning Spider Badge (medium - 15 points); Eat 10 fireflies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: Fly Trap Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 25 flies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 28, 2008

: Making Connections Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete any 20 levels and complete a random level of size 3 in 1 minute or less in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 25, 2008

: First Contact Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 25, 2008

: The End Ender Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat "The End" during level 15 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 23, 2008

: When Hobbits Attack Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete battle 3 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Master of Bows Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade each type of arrow in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Epic Drill Sergeant Badge (medium - 15 points); An army is only as strong as the training of its troops! Fully upgrade every unit type in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Tactless Assassin Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete each mission in Scope: First Blood; Acquired Aug. 21, 2008

: Den Remodeling Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete either campaign in Monsters' Den: Book of Dread; Acquired Aug. 20, 2008

Novakaine's favorite games

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Novakaine's cards

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: Girdle of Iron Will

: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: Origami Crane

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Ring of Curses

: Tafari, the Trapper

: Gem of Souls

Novakaine's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

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Novakaine's fans

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: TheHitcherD

: punk_gal18

: Amgito

: Casper88

: aaron545

: FizzyFizz

: clonetrooper788

Shouts & Whispers

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TheHitcherD	Sep. 05, 2008 I am not Hitler. You however, are a NUB
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lllllo	Aug. 25, 2008 hi novikaine you dont know me but i know mr frisker i am his bro
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HappyAlcoholic	Aug. 20, 2008 THE GAME

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Novakaine's comments

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Game	Comments
Battalion: Nemesis	Sep. 04, 2008 If you were inspired to make this after playing AW, you should know that INFANTRY CAN NOT KILL A TANK IN A FEW HITS.
Battalion: Nemesis	Sep. 03, 2008 Great game. For someone who hasn't played Advanced Wars. Which I have. A lot. 3/5.
Mercenaries 2: World Nearly In Flames.	Sep. 01, 2008 This is just a advertisement in the form of a metal slug rip off. Or contra rip off. It's fairly lame.

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