Number1MaxDFan's Comments


New Star Soccer

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Jul. 22, 2013

Rating: 2

This game is great, but the way the game calculates your team relationship is complete nonsense. By the way the game treats your team relationship, they'd rather have you make a couple passes and not score than score a couple goals and make an assist. The system is either really broken, or just completely random.

New Star Soccer

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Jun. 22, 2013

Rating: -1

Your teammates are WAY too slow, which really messes up the passing sometimes

New Star Soccer

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Jun. 19, 2013

Rating: 9

I know this game is ancient and will probably never be updated again, but the team relationship thing should definitely be looked at. Nobody would watch their teammate score two goals in five minutes, putting their team up by 1, then bitch about it. "Hat trick? JUST PASS ME THE GODDAMNED BALL AGHAHGHAGH. Team -2"

New Star Soccer

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Jun. 08, 2013

Rating: 2

@its_3d No, it's not just you. I think the whole "lifestyle" part of the game is just tacked on and annoying, especially the news reports. "OMG, he's wearing a TRACK SUIT?!?! screw that guy lol what a loser."

America Nuked!

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Feb. 26, 2013

Rating: 1

To all the non-Americans, keep in mind that most Americans aren't hypersensitive and don't get offended by virtually everything. I personally don't find this game offensive, partially because I CAN'T GET IT TO LOAD.

New Star Soccer

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Apr. 01, 2012

Rating: -6

It's so annoying how the pace skill drills basically boil down to dumb luck and guessing once you get to level 15 or so.

New Star Soccer

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Mar. 31, 2012

Rating: 5

A kind suggestion to my teammates: how about, instead of waiting until it's 50 feet in the other direction, you go for the ball BEFORE it goes past you?

New Star Soccer

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Mar. 31, 2012

Rating: 0

Alright, I get it, my player looks like a hobo and that's somehow relevant to soccer. You don't need to tell me every 30 seconds.

Time Kufc

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Sep. 17, 2011

Rating: 81

Jesus Christ, the bass on the first loading screen is ear-rupturing.


Play Zilch

Aug. 23, 2011

Rating: 3

I understand having ads before the game, it's how Kong makes money, but an unmutable, slow-loading ad for a movie made by a cruise ship company? FAIL

Kick Out Bieber

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Jun. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

@Crunchster Challenge accepted

Space Invaders

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Jan. 30, 2011

Rating: 240

Watch as I shoot upwards through my own shield!


Play Flight

Jan. 29, 2011

Rating: 1

I threw the plane backwards, thinking nothing would happen... I was kinda right. :/

Castle Wars 2

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Jan. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

If you're having a hard time on Hard difficulty, try to get your castle up to 100 stories. Trust me, it's a whole lot easier to do that than it is to destroy the computer's castle.

EA Skate 2: Hall of Meat

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Jan. 02, 2011

Rating: 7

@liamlangton You spelled "IQ" wrong.

Top Basketball

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: 2

Good, but not great. 3/5

Raid Air Basketball

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Dec. 14, 2010

Rating: -3

Absolutely terrible. There are no good basketball games on Kong. 2/5

Mass Mayhem 2

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Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: -2

"Kill evil clans with your weapons arsenal..." So, according to you, WebCypher, the U.S. Army is evil? Sure...

99 Bricks

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Nov. 30, 2010

Rating: -3

*Has placed 30 blocks* Yes! Gonna get that achievement! *Blocks start to fall* OH SHI- *Puts down 3 more blocks* Mission accomplished.

Crush The Castle 2

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Sep. 28, 2010

Rating: 3

"Into the Void" greatest name for an achievement EVER. Black Sabbath FTW.