Number1MaxDFan's Comments

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Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Jul. 22, 2013
This game is great, but the way the game calculates your team relationship is complete nonsense. By the way the game treats your team relationship, they'd rather have you make a couple passes and not score than score a couple goals and make an assist. The system is either really broken, or just completely random.
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Jun. 22, 2013
Your teammates are WAY too slow, which really messes up the passing sometimes
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Jun. 19, 2013
I know this game is ancient and will probably never be updated again, but the team relationship thing should definitely be looked at. Nobody would watch their teammate score two goals in five minutes, putting their team up by 1, then bitch about it. "Hat trick? JUST PASS ME THE GODDAMNED BALL AGHAHGHAGH. Team -2"
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Jun. 08, 2013
@its_3d No, it's not just you. I think the whole "lifestyle" part of the game is just tacked on and annoying, especially the news reports. "OMG, he's wearing a TRACK SUIT?!?! screw that guy lol what a loser."
Play America Nuked! America Nuked! Feb. 26, 2013
To all the non-Americans, keep in mind that most Americans aren't hypersensitive and don't get offended by virtually everything. I personally don't find this game offensive, partially because I CAN'T GET IT TO LOAD.
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Apr. 01, 2012
It's so annoying how the pace skill drills basically boil down to dumb luck and guessing once you get to level 15 or so.
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Mar. 31, 2012
A kind suggestion to my teammates: how about, instead of waiting until it's 50 feet in the other direction, you go for the ball BEFORE it goes past you?
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Mar. 31, 2012
Alright, I get it, my player looks like a hobo and that's somehow relevant to soccer. You don't need to tell me every 30 seconds.
Play Time Kufc Time Kufc Sep. 17, 2011
Jesus Christ, the bass on the first loading screen is ear-rupturing.
Play Zilch Zilch Aug. 23, 2011
I understand having ads before the game, it's how Kong makes money, but an unmutable, slow-loading ad for a movie made by a cruise ship company? FAIL
Play Kick Out Bieber Kick Out Bieber Jun. 20, 2011
@Crunchster Challenge accepted
Play Space Invaders Space Invaders Jan. 30, 2011
Watch as I shoot upwards through my own shield!
Play Flight Flight Jan. 29, 2011
I threw the plane backwards, thinking nothing would happen... I was kinda right. :/
Play Castle Wars 2 Castle Wars 2 Jan. 08, 2011
If you're having a hard time on Hard difficulty, try to get your castle up to 100 stories. Trust me, it's a whole lot easier to do that than it is to destroy the computer's castle.
Play EA Skate 2: Hall of Meat EA Skate 2: Hall of Meat Jan. 02, 2011
@liamlangton You spelled "IQ" wrong.
Play Top Basketball Top Basketball Dec. 14, 2010
Good, but not great. 3/5
Play Raid Air Basketball Raid Air Basketball Dec. 14, 2010
Absolutely terrible. There are no good basketball games on Kong. 2/5
Play Mass Mayhem 2 Mass Mayhem 2 Dec. 09, 2010
"Kill evil clans with your weapons arsenal..." So, according to you, WebCypher, the U.S. Army is evil? Sure...
Play 99 Bricks 99 Bricks Nov. 30, 2010
*Has placed 30 blocks* Yes! Gonna get that achievement! *Blocks start to fall* OH SHI- *Puts down 3 more blocks* Mission accomplished.
Play Crush The Castle 2 Crush The Castle 2 Sep. 28, 2010
"Into the Void" greatest name for an achievement EVER. Black Sabbath FTW.