cuts off an arm
"Now stand aside, worthy adversary"
“Tis but a scratch.”
“A scratch?! Your ARM’S off!”
“No it isn’t.”
“Well what’s that then?”
“I’ve had worse”
“You liar!”
“C’mon you pansy!”
cuts off other arm
“Victory is mine! We thank thee lord, that you had mer-”
“AHHHH! Come on then!”
“What?”
“Have at you!”
“You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.”
“Ooohhhh, had enough, eh?”
“Look you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!”
“Yes I have!”
“Look!”
“Just a flesh wound.”
“Look stop that!”
“Chicken! Chicken! Look I have a leg!”
“RIGHT!”
cuts off leg
“Right, I’ll do you for that!”
“YOU’LL WHAT!?”
“Come here!”
“What’re you gonna do, bleed on me?”
“I’M INVINCIBLE!”
“You’re a looney”
“THE BLACK KNIGHTS ALWAYS TRIUMPH!”
cuts off other leg
“Right, let’s say we call this a draw then?”
^
EPIC FRIGGIN WIN :D
 "NynjahKiedran")