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About me
Hey guys. Done switched accounts again.
http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Darkir
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I’ma start recording awesoepic quotes now!
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MisterQwerty: SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOURE TALKING TO ME! ███ MisterQwerty: It costs 4 dollars to swear, you $$$$ ███ Otakumom: I swear…..
09Kisame09: I know you do.
Otakumom: I’d whup ur ass kis, but u might like it! ███ LexiconDul: I need midgets, a trapeze, and vats of crisco to even get a chubby. ███ 09Kisame09: the horror?
09Kisame09: I dont see Rosie o Donnell around. ███ Otakumom: I get up to go to the bathroom and all hell breaks loose. LexiconDul: that’s what you get for not wearing your depends, granny. ███ Bpudes77: Incest? More like WINcest. ███ Bpudes77: And God said “Let there be light!” And Arkae’s beard said “Hang on, can you gimme a scratch first?” ███ Death_By_Muffin: Haha, Miranda Cosgrove! Molester smile ███ 09Kisame09: AW NO? YOU STABBED MY KIDNEYS? Now they’ll never become adultneys D: ███ Feared_Blade: As they say in Brooklyn, you just got shanked. ███ PolarBearCavalry: I can divide by -0. ███ 09Kisame09: Note: When people say they don’t want to see your man boobs, they MEAN it. ███ 09Kisame09: I feel like a jive turkey. ███ MisterQwerty: LE GASP ███ Mensilater: Death_By_Muffin, what is your favourite colour?
Death_By_Muffin: Vaginal Pink. Mensilater: Does that come in my XXX crayons set? ███
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My favorite conversation(s) including my awesomeness
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Mesiah: Yes, I’m the box’s hobo
Omgfishes: Gives mesiah a quarter, then yanks it away, for it was on a string tied to my finger, and laughs evilly at the hoboness of mesiah
Mesiah: Fishes, Imma shank u w/ my hobo knife!
Mesiah: pulls out a sharpened rusty spoon
Omgfishes: Ohohoho! Fair show, lad! rubs mesiah’s hair and gives him two Abe Lincolns for being such a good sport, then adjusts my top hat, polishes my monocle, brushes off my tuxedo, and swings my diamond encrusted walking stick
09Kisame09: LMAO FISHES!
Omgfishes: yanks away Abe Lincolns and “books it” as the youngsters say nowadays
09Kisame09: XD
Mesiah: XD!
Omgfishes' game contributions
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I‘ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe … show moreHi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I‘ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1 Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2 George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3 Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4 Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after. They have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and you will have a good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! show less
PSH! This guy’s a total durdur-face! C’mon guys, let’s ditch this joint.
Consumption is tuberculosis.
Good idea that. Will do. Thanks :P
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