Dear Everybody: I am Not A Global Moderator. I cannot help you.
Also: I do not refresh often. Don’t expect a quick reply to a PM.
FindersKeepers: Patch is too optimistic, it’s like a unicorn running along a rainbow just crapped a bunch of kittens wearing all kinds of cute hats next to him.
ColdBeets: You see a room. The room instantly fires lasers at you, and you die. Game Over, no restarts.
Slyfull: Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they finally mature into something we’d like to have dinner with.
TheCooler: I prefer progressive myself. Like Theodore Roosevelt: The patron saint of **** you up
Celidion: “There are two things that skew our cultural memory on things like music.”
Fricknmaniac: We’re actually typing a completely different word, but perceiving the word myth instead. Because that’s the government brainwashing taking effect.
Midevilboy: Welcome to the the internet… where the men are men… the women are men.. and the little girls are FBI agents
zp3nk3r1: derp is a herp
pacmanlow2: Heals my death with death
Fricknmaniac: “Have you tried being patient? Whenever I’m impatient, I find that being patient works wonders.”
Buttsavage: (as Duke Nukem) “You’re gonna be one burnt witch when I’m done with you… mother****er.”
omegad: today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again
Fricknmaniac: Is your password: a. No? Is your password: b. No? etc et****il it finds the match since it’s only 6 characters long.
Murs: I mute based on shown intelligence, or lack of lol. Just because games are for kids, it doesn’t mean I have to put up with them :P
Kirideth: Don’t let the narwhals touch your balls.
Girlfriend: Remember me?Girlfriend?From yesterday!!!???
TheCooler: “You were with a girl, that is so gay!”
LittleAngel01: I think I actually need a new manual for the male of the species – current one is in hieroglyphs: “squiggle, squiggle, strangled octopus, confused parrot” – so far translates as “likes to sit on couch and scratch balls”
ExSane: Jeez, did you just AGREE to the ToS and EULA and not even READ them?
Fenris13: “Bitches best know Roald Dahl or they gets smacked.”
ExSane: Go outside, find yourself a nice stick, about 3 inches across and two of three feet long. Lash it to your spine, cuz you need a backbone.
Kong Bot: JEHOVAH_GOD cannot be reached. Please try again later.
jordab: i love all of you
PairofPliers: [Life] is like a box of chocolates. It goes fine until you eat the coffee one and feel slightly annoyed at yourself for not reading the label properly.