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About me

Monty Pythonist. hence the name. erm. you’ll find out more about me as time goes on. :) Any obvious misspellings are purposeful. Especially if i seem to be typing in an accent. :D

Favourite Quotes

FindersKeepers: Patch is too optimistic, it’s like a unicorn running along a rainbow just crapped a bunch of kittens wearing all kinds of cute hats next to him.

ColdBeets: You see a room. The room instantly fires lasers at you, and you die. Game Over, no restarts.

Slyfull: Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they finally mature into something we’d like to have dinner with.

TheCooler: I prefer progressive myself. Like Theodore Roosevelt: The patron saint of **** you up

Celidion: “There are two things that skew our cultural memory on things like music.”
Shows picture of weed “Okay, three.”

Fricknmaniac: We’re actually typing a completely different word, but perceiving the word myth instead. Because that’s the government brainwashing taking effect.

Midevilboy: Welcome to the the internet… where the men are men… the women are men.. and the little girls are FBI agents

zp3nk3r1: derp is a herp

pacmanlow2: Heals my death with death

Fricknmaniac: “Have you tried being patient? Whenever I’m impatient, I find that being patient works wonders.”

Buttsavage: (as Duke Nukem) “You’re gonna be one burnt witch when I’m done with you… mother****er.”

omegad: today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again

Fricknmaniac: Is your password: a. No? Is your password: b. No? etc et****il it finds the match since it’s only 6 characters long.
Fricknmaniac: BOOM… busted by kong filter.

Murs: I mute based on shown intelligence, or lack of lol. Just because games are for kids, it doesn’t mean I have to put up with them :P

Kirideth: Don’t let the narwhals touch your balls.

Girlfriend: Remember me?Girlfriend?From yesterday!!!???
To Girlfriend: No. I have alzheimers.
Girlfriend: wat that mean?
To Girlfriend: I don’t remember.
Girlfriend: oh ok

  • Member Since: Sep. 25, 2009
  • Last Login: May. 28, 2012
  • Current Points: 8829
  • Comments: 18
  • Forum posts: 1
  • Age: 22
  • Sex: Female
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Fail your mission in A Small Favor

Acquired May. 28, 2012

OneBurntWitch's game contributions

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Sketch: 15+(10^n) in Rotatix

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OneBurntWitch's shouts

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TheCooler

May 24, 2012 4:46am

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/u23d2/no_time_to_explain_quick_get_in_the_banana/ This should be mine.

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OneBurntWitch May 24, 2012 5:24am

oh my gosh. lol yes!

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TheCooler

May 13, 2012 9:39am

http://i.imgur.com/KLj7X.jpg

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OneBurntWitch May 13, 2012 10:01am

Epic!

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TheCooler

Mar 29, 2011 7:04am

http://www.completelyseriouscomics.com/index.php?strip_id=27

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OneBurntWitch Mar 29, 2011 8:00pm

I saw. I laughed. I considered tweeting. :)

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Midevilboy

Mar 14, 2011 7:57pm

LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS

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TheCooler

Feb 13, 2011 8:19am

This is not a message. THis is a comment. Rice is delicious and nutricious

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