I do not refresh often. Don’t expect a quick reply to a PM (whispers are ok).
RyokuXs: The only wing I dedicate myself to, are spicy ones o7
FindersKeepers: Patch is too optimistic, it’s like a unicorn running along a rainbow just crapped a bunch of kittens wearing all kinds of cute hats next to him.
ColdBeets: You see a room. The room instantly fires lasers at you, and you die. Game Over, no restarts.
Slyfull: Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they finally mature into something we’d like to have dinner with.
TheCooler: I prefer progressive myself. Like Theodore Roosevelt: The patron saint of **** you up
Celidion: “There are two things that skew our cultural memory on things like music.”
Fricknmaniac: We’re actually typing a completely different word, but perceiving the word myth instead. Because that’s the government brainwashing taking effect.
Midevilboy: Welcome to the the internet… where the men are men… the women are men.. and the little girls are FBI agents
zp3nk3r1: derp is a herp
pacmanlow2: Heals my death with death
Fricknmaniac: “Have you tried being patient? Whenever I’m impatient, I find that being patient works wonders.”
Buttsavage: (as Duke Nukem) “You’re gonna be one burnt witch when I’m done with you… mother****er.”
omegad: today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again
Fricknmaniac: Is your password: a. No? Is your password: b. No? etc et****il it finds the match since it’s only 6 characters long.
Murs: I mute based on shown intelligence, or lack of lol. Just because games are for kids, it doesn’t mean I have to put up with them :P
Kirideth: Don’t let the narwhals touch your balls.
Girlfriend: Remember me?Girlfriend?From yesterday!!!???
TheCooler: “You were with a girl, that is so gay!”
LittleAngel01: I think I actually need a new manual for the male of the species – current one is in hieroglyphs: “squiggle, squiggle, strangled octopus, confused parrot” – so far translates as “likes to sit on couch and scratch balls”
ExSane: Jeez, did you just AGREE to the ToS and EULA and not even READ them?
Fenris13: “Bitches best know Roald Dahl or they gets smacked.”
ExSane: Go outside, find yourself a nice stick, about 3 inches across and two of three feet long. Lash it to your spine, cuz you need a backbone.
Kong Bot: JEHOVAH_GOD cannot be reached. Please try again later.
jordab: i love all of you
PairofPliers: [Life] is like a box of chocolates. It goes fine until you eat the coffee one and feel slightly annoyed at yourself for not reading the label properly.
shadowsage14: [to the tune of Uptown Funk] Ultron Funk you up.
epicgamer30: I think i’m contact drunk.
3veryone: Stop being so loud! I had to mute my music.
PatchworkKid: One of these days the seat of my pants is going to tear right off from being over-used. I will moon everyone beneath me and subsequently go down in flames. That is how my story ends.
LMG1990: It’s the kind of thing you like if you like that kind of thing.
RyokuXs: I’ve managed to look like a bum, wearing designer jeans! xD
RyokuXs: Random thought…If one was secretly friends with several gigolos without letting them know about each other, would that be considered Juggling Gigolos?
(Chat was discussing Ancestry)
(after watching Dave’s Not Here)