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Hello. I'm assuming you want to be privy to copious amounts of information about Ooooog. Well, you're in luck. For just 4 easy payments of $9.95 you can read the information listed below. Not only is it all Ooooog related, combined with diet and exercise it will lower your blood pressure and make you more attractive. My name is Ooooog on Kongregate, but my real, god given name is Lord Bartleby "Happy Face" Mortimer. I'm a devout Pastafarian, with a little bit of nihilism thrown in for good measure. My middle name is not Steve. I really wish I had a pet dinosaur. I'm addicted to Kongai. Best rank so far: 2nd all time. Placed second in Zakid's 6th Kongai tournament, curse you Zakid! *shakes fist* Favorite bands include Tool, The Doors, Dead Kennedys, The Foppish Dandies. I play the nose flute. The last time I wore a maid's outfit my armpits became badly chafed. I can sympathize with the noble platypus's plight. I may or may not be wearing pants at the moment. Sirchipnsalsa harasses little chickens with a plastic sword, and I'm ok with that. If you wish to know more, just ask.

  • Member Since: Mar. 28, 2008
  • Last Login: Nov. 19, 2009
  • Current Points: 6049
  • Comments: 5
  • Location: Tucson, Arizona, United States of America, Earth.
  • Age: 21
  • Sex: Male
Latest Achievements
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Edgar's Redemption (completed)
Edgar's Redemption (completed)
Help From My Little Friends (completed)
Help From My Little Friends (completed)
Medal Meddler (completed)
Medal Meddler (completed)
Fun and Profit (completed)
Fun and Profit (completed)
Killin' Nazi Business (completed)
Killin' Nazi Business (completed)
Thousand Meter Dash (completed)
Thousand Meter Dash (completed)
"I Declare a Thumb War" (completed)
"I Declare a Thumb War" (completed)
Hop, Skip and a Jump (completed)
Hop, Skip and a Jump (completed)
FIRST! (completed)
FIRST! (completed)
"Let's Get This Party Started!" (completed)
"Let's Get This Party Started!" (completed)
Taste of Ritalin (completed)
Taste of Ritalin (completed)
Par for the Course (completed)
Par for the Course (completed)
Gravitational Innocence (completed)
Gravitational Innocence (completed)
Goalie Humiliation (completed)
Goalie Humiliation (completed)
Long Ranger (completed)
Long Ranger (completed)
Beginner's Luck (completed)
Beginner's Luck (completed)
We're Not in Nebraska Anymore (completed)
We're Not in Nebraska Anymore (completed)
Step Into the Arena (completed)
Step Into the Arena (completed)
Epic Skirmishes (completed)
Epic Skirmishes (completed)
Decked Out (completed)
Decked Out (completed)
Just Friends with Traffic (completed)
Just Friends with Traffic (completed)
 
Edgar's Redemption (completed)
Edgar's Redemption (completed)
Edgar's Redemption Badge (easy - 5 points)
Complete the quest "Edgar's Redemption" in Sacred Seasons MMORPG
Acquired Sep. 24, 2009

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Ljispopular
Nov. 17, 2009

i need to play you in kongai and heres 10 interweb dollars
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Lokeydokey
Nov. 15, 2009

Sure. I’ll try my best to make time for it :D
Umm. Prob around 7-9? I think we’re in the same time zone? I dunno, lol.
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zakid
Nov. 13, 2009

The first stage of the Kongai League ends on Monday, 30th of November! Try to play as many games as possible by then (activity is rewarded). People do not always hang out in room 42, so use http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/k0ngaitracker/friends to find opponents. You may also try shouting/whispering other participants to schedule your games. Best 4 from each group advance. Good luck!

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Smatch
 Apr. 01, 2009
This is probably the most thought provoking game I've played in awhile. The ingenious commentary on 18th century British culture and the current global economic collapse should be enjoyed by everyone. Overall, a 4 out of 5, my only qualm being the lack of a mute button for the annoying polka music in the background.
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Kongai
 Oct. 15, 2008
Rambo, what you saw was a bug. It's happened to me a few times. People can't exit out of ranked matches without a loss of rank points, and if someone exits on you then you will get free points.
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Kongai
 Aug. 21, 2008
I agree, Gaidin. I've come across several people who just leave their computer, and I'm forced to play an extremely long game just so these people don't have an undeserved win under their belt. Also, I've been getting an odd "Your Game has expired" message. I'm not sure if this is a bug, but I hope it is fixed soon. Anyways, this is a fantastic game, and I would love to see those new decks come out soon.
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