Ooooog's profile

About me

Hello. I'm assuming you want to be privy to copious amounts of information about Ooooog. Well, you're in luck. For just 4 easy payments of $9.95 you can read the information listed below. Not only is it all Ooooog related, combined with diet and exercise it will lower your blood pressure and make you more attractive. My name is Ooooog on Kongregate, but my real, god given name is Lord Mortimer. I'm a devout Pastafarian, with a little bit of nihilism thrown in for good measure. You may know my wife, AmarynAnesthetic. She's the love of my life, and she makes me strive to be a better person. I really wish I had a pet dinosaur. I'm addicted to Kongai. Best rank so far: 5th all time. Favorite bands include Tool, The Doors, Dead Kennedys, The Foppish Dandies. I play the nose flute. Favorite Quote at the Moment Zocra: Am I a bad person for recreating the Cask of Amontillado prison scene with my sister in the car? The last time I wore a maid's outfit my armpits became badly chafed. If you wish to know more, just ask.

Age: 20
Sex: Male
Location: Tucson, Arizona, United States of America, Earth.

Member Since: Mar. 28, 2008
Last Login: Oct. 10, 2008
Current Points: 4807
Comments: 3

Latest Achievements

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: Empyreal Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil sun in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 09, 2008

: The Light Fragtastic Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies during a single game in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 09, 2008

: --- - Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 10 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 07, 2008

: Rising Threat Badge (medium - 15 points); Reach level 6 in Talesworth Arena: Death Watch; Acquired Oct. 04, 2008

: Pepe LePwned Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat Pepe LeTank, the first boss in Talesworth Arena: Death Watch; Acquired Oct. 03, 2008

: Marker Sniffer Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat 100 enemies during a single game on any difficulty setting in Whiteboard Tower Defense; Acquired Sep. 30, 2008

: Unscratched Lens Badge (hard - 30 points); Obtain a multiplier of 10 in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 26, 2008

: Splash of Color Badge (medium - 15 points); Restore 2,000 pixels in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 26, 2008

: Colorless to Lifeless Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 colorless fragments in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 25, 2008

: Zen Gardener Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 20 in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 25, 2008

: Road to Inner Peace Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 23, 2008

: Ragdoll Ninja Badge (hard - 30 points); Start twitching those reflexes to dodge 400 spikes in Ragdoll Avalanche 2; Acquired Sep. 18, 2008

: Stairway to the Light Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in light-Bot; Acquired Sep. 18, 2008

: Reefer Management Badge (medium - 15 points); Rebuild the destroyed reef in Kaleidoscope Reef; Acquired Sep. 18, 2008

: Think Outside the Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 25 levels in Duck, think outside the flock; Acquired Sep. 17, 2008

: Lord of War Badge (impossible - 60 points); Score 13 kills in "gladiator" mode in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 17, 2008

: Survival of the Toughest Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 25 kills during "survival" mode in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 16, 2008

: Heads Will Fly Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50 kills during any episode in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 16, 2008

: Heroes' Victory Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete episode 4 in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 16, 2008

: Wasteland Profits Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 credits total in SandStorm Racing; Acquired Sep. 11, 2008

: Hot Runnings Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 10 tracks in SandStorm Racing; Acquired Sep. 11, 2008

Ooooog's favorite games

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: Death Dice Overdose

: Dragon Fist 3: Age of the Warrior

: Mud and Blood 2

: Aether

: Bob Johnson RPG

: Kongai

Ooooog's cards (59)

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: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Flash Powder

: Gem of Souls

: Healing Salve

: Quickening Powder

: Elusive Feather

: Marquis Le Morte, the Ancient

: Reinforced Breastplate

Ooooog's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Ooooog's friends

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: Staramalar

: machine_

: AlreadyDead3152

: Schucke

: ninjaboy115

: kittens00011

: crazy_chelsea

Ooooog's fans

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: Staramalar

: machine_

: AlreadyDead3152

: Schucke

: MyChemRomance

: kittens00011

: RealBadAssCowboy

Shouts & Whispers

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zakid	Sep. 20, 2008 hey, there’s another tournament on Sunday 28th. I signed you up:)
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zaraki	Sep. 11, 2008 OH Noes Me want ma cookies D: I had work and school today…..so ya barely on….::glomps Ooooog::
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HappyOooogaholic	Aug. 20, 2008 Hey Ooooog.

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Ooooog's comments

Game	Comments
Kongai	Aug. 21, 2008 I agree, Gaidin. I've come across several people who just leave their computer, and I'm forced to play an extremely long game just so these people don't have an undeserved win under their belt. Also, I've been getting an odd "Your Game has expired" message. I'm not sure if this is a bug, but I hope it is fixed soon. Anyways, this is a fantastic game, and I would love to see those new decks come out soon.
Argue (about everything) - Alpha Release	Jun. 21, 2008 Whenever I attempt to play this, it turns out I'm the only one in the room. I guess I just have incredibly bad timing. I think its an incredibly interesting concept, but I have yet to try it out. Perhaps we should get more testers for this?
- Music in Motion -	Jun. 13, 2008 Very interesting concept, marred by the many glitches it contains. I played this game 4 times, and everyone time I got to the boss with 6+ lives remaining. It glitched terribly and I ended up going through the floor each time. I'm sure the glitches will be fixed but until then I shall stay away from this game.

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