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I listen to Heavy Metal, CLASSIC, not new because I REALLY don’t like it. I play Guitar Hero and Insert funny comment here

A girl and a guy were speedig over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it’s not, please, it’s so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helment off & put it on yourself, it’s really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren’t working, but he didn’t want the girl to know. (Worry / Freakout)
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if that meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

My favorite chat memory

Smelts: Where did you come from?

Orrecommander: From the chasm of no return

Orrecommander: Your a legend

Rockaholic95: >.>

Orrecommander: He set out on a journey 26 years ago to slay a beast

Orrecommander: A beast that feasted on the local towns marshmallows

Smeltis: O.o

Orrecommander: The king ordered Rock( the bestest fighter) to go and slay the beast cause the are serious about their marshmallows

Rockaholic95: And I have defeated him tonight

Orrecommander: and now the legend has returned to share tales of great and epic adventours of bravery and of perilous dangers

Orrecommander: Wow that was on the spot

Orrecommander: I surprise my self

Rockaholic95: i think they fell asleep though xD

Smeltis: confused

  • Member Since: Jul. 10, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 29, 2012
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  • Comments: 72
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  • Location: Somewhere, at some time, listening to Classic Heavy Metal
  • Sex: Male
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communistmuffin

Apr 4, 2012 11:37am

The anus is propped open with a hoop earring. The testicles are placed inside of the anus, and the hoop earring is removed. The woman than uses her anus muscles to evacuate the balls along with the contents of her bladder. This position is known as the “Siberian Shuffle”.
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Orrecommander Apr 5, 2012 5:13pm

The man feeds the woman Fruity Pebbles or Fruit Loops, and then the women induces vomiting. She retches on the man. This move is known as the “Cosby Sweater.”

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communistmuffin

Mar 25, 2012 5:39pm

Fear my Freundschaftpanzer

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Orrecommander Mar 26, 2012 6:52pm

Friendship tank?

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communistmuffin

Mar 24, 2012 10:56am

I see you haven’t gotten any comments in a while

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communistmuffin Mar 24, 2012 6:34pm

I do. We can be buttbuddies.

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Orrecommander Mar 25, 2012 5:03pm

:D

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Orrecommander Mar 25, 2012 5:03pm

Akwardness….

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xXNYO_WINDEXISXx

Sep 6, 2011 5:12pm

Now your a hero.You maneged to beat the whole dang ga-ame.We’re happy you made it,but how are you going to spend the rest of this da-ay.Mabye watch a video.Mabye press refresh and start again.Now your a hero.You maneged to beat the whole dang ga-ame.We’re happy you made it,but how are you going to spend the rest of this da-ay.Mabye watch a video.Ma…

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xXNYO_WINDEXISXx Sep 6, 2011 5:13pm

Burn*

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xXNYO_WINDEXISXx Sep 6, 2011 5:14pm

so many kamehamehas…………..

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Orrecommander Dec 28, 2011 12:52am

Wow, dude I posted that a LONG time ago

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Mewthree

Apr 2, 2010 6:45am

hi haven’t written to you in a while how are you doing have you got Heart Gold /Soul Silver I got HG for my Birthday and I’m almost donwe with it

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