Orzo's profile

About me

"Although I walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil because i carry a big gun, and I'm the meanest mother fucker here." -General Patton, during the heavy artillery invasion of the southern states.

Sex: Male
Location: Buffalo, New York

Member Since: May. 03, 2008
Last Login: Oct. 10, 2008
Current Points: 3954
Comments: 137

Latest Achievements

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: Empyreal Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil sun in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: The Light Fragtastic Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies during a single game in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 09, 2008

: Synergistic Spheres Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in Sola Rola - The Gravity Maze; Acquired Oct. 08, 2008

: Sketch Artist Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 100 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 07, 2008

: Elevator Eyes Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock "random attack" and "limited view" modes in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 07, 2008

: --- - Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 10 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 07, 2008

: Line Driver Badge (hard - 30 points); Bring your "total time" score under 1,000 seconds in "mouse" mode in Line Game; Acquired Oct. 04, 2008

: Pepe LePwned Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat Pepe LeTank, the first boss in Talesworth Arena: Death Watch; Acquired Oct. 03, 2008

: Rising Threat Badge (medium - 15 points); Reach level 6 in Talesworth Arena: Death Watch; Acquired Oct. 03, 2008

: Squeaky Clean Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete "normal" mode in Whiteboard Tower Defense; Acquired Sep. 30, 2008

: Teflon Terrorist Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete "hard" mode in Whiteboard Tower Defense; Acquired Sep. 30, 2008

: Marker Sniffer Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat 100 enemies during a single game on any difficulty setting in Whiteboard Tower Defense; Acquired Sep. 30, 2008

: Gravity Tinkerer Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete "Easy" mode in Fold; Acquired Sep. 28, 2008

: Running Start Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 100 squiggles and pwn 10 spiders in Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2; Acquired Sep. 28, 2008

: Colorless to Lifeless Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 colorless fragments in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 26, 2008

: Infinite Loop Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 50 levels in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 23, 2008

: Zen Gardener Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 20 in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 22, 2008

: Road to Inner Peace Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 22, 2008

: Friends with Functions Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 12 levels in light-Bot; Acquired Sep. 19, 2008

: Stairway to the Light Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in light-Bot; Acquired Sep. 18, 2008

: Reefer Management Badge (medium - 15 points); Rebuild the destroyed reef in Kaleidoscope Reef; Acquired Sep. 18, 2008

Orzo's favorite games

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: Fantastic Contraption

: Sky-splorer

: Amorphous+

: Kongai

: Insurgo

: Bridge Thing

Orzo's cards (39)

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: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Flash Powder

: Gem of Souls

: Healing Salve

: Marquis Le Morte, the Ancient

: Reinforced Breastplate

: Jade Figurine

: Vanessa Voss, the Daywalker

Orzo's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Orzo's friends

: Kongregate

: English_Language

: greg

: Jayisgames

Orzo's fans

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: Anette94

: 38Tbot

: XXnickyXX

: sivtal007

: Add_me

: KAnYuJoKeR

: Subspace

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

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Person	Content
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Jyangx	Oct. 09, 2008 I admit I spelled it wrong, thanks for informing me of my typo.
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Orzo	Sep. 19, 2008http://www.kongregate.com/games/RogerBankus/argue-beta_preview
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billyfred	Sep. 13, 2008 Emily. Jim can not breast feed Kong-baby.

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Orzo's comments

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Game	Comments
Bubbles 2	Oct. 09, 2008 1937... sigh
Mud Fort Bugs	Oct. 08, 2008 1/5. no pause, no reset, music is comically thrown in, moving the block to the middle of the ant line makes you lose instantly... hope you stole this game, can't see where you actually worked on anything.
Connectica Ultra	Oct. 07, 2008 Level 18 is broken, incompletable

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