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ANGRYBIRDY7

Nov 15, 2015 5:52pm

Sometimes at dusk we would see him come out from the hidden interior of his island. For years we had no idea who he was or what he did until…(Finish the story)

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Nickingoo Apr 2, 2016 10:37am

He knocked on our door asking for some sugar. In reality he was a really ugly she, living in an old wooden house, baking cakes for no actual reason, or at least is what she says, because everyday we c…

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Pandora57 Apr 8, 2016 10:30pm

The fish in the seaside would often be seen floating dead after eating her cakes.

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Nickingoo

Apr 2, 2016 8:15am

Oy

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Pandora57 Apr 8, 2016 10:29pm

Ay

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Oct 29, 2015 6:20am

A new way to scare the kids this Halloween is to give them _________ instead of candy! They’ll never expect it coming. Don’t scare them too much though, or else those dainty travelers won’t be able to get home.

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Pandora57 Nov 1, 2015 8:27pm

Black tar heroin

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Oct 24, 2015 5:43pm

There are plenty of scary costumes to be for this Halloween but be smart! Don’t wear the ________ costume in the ________ neighborhood! It just wouldn’t end well for you. (Fill in the blanks)

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Pandora57 Oct 28, 2015 3:37pm

Democratic outfit in the Republican neighborhood?

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Sep 24, 2015 8:46pm

Well, there could be worse things to find I suppose but I really wasn’t expecting ____________ in the pot at the end of the rainbow. (Fill in the blank)

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ANGRYBIRDY7 Sep 26, 2015 7:40pm

Uncreative answer

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Pandora57 Sep 26, 2015 8:08pm

two dicks?

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ANGRYBIRDY7 Sep 30, 2015 9:17pm

Now you’re talking

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Sep 20, 2015 9:32pm

Hey there Delilah, how’s it like in New York City? I’m a thousand miles away but tonight you look so _______. (Fill in the blank)

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Pandora57 Sep 21, 2015 7:06pm

much different than that pic you sent of yourself, what the heck? Did I just get catfished?

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Sep 6, 2015 9:11pm

Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake?

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Pandora57 Sep 7, 2015 5:08pm

Define “dick”
Is it a human genital, an animal genital, a plant genital, or someone named Richard?

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Pandora57 Sep 7, 2015 10:04pm

Also you definitely stole that from Nick

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ANGRYBIRDY7 Sep 20, 2015 9:30pm

The only thing I stole from Nick was his virginity

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Sep 2, 2015 9:19pm

Do you even lift bruh?

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Pandora57 Sep 3, 2015 2:05am

I lift my feeble body out of bed every day, is that good enough for you?

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Nickingoo

Aug 30, 2015 9:58am

Wassup :L

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Pandora57 Aug 30, 2015 3:06pm

Questioning my own existence, the usual.

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Aug 21, 2015 11:23pm

Finally! It took two years of hard dedication but I have made a new element. I’ll name it…(Finish the Story)

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Pandora57 Aug 22, 2015 9:43pm

The massive salt man. Not only is he an element, but a living, breathing being made entirely out of salt!
Unfortunately his temperament is not the best, and he often retorts bitterly to things not su…

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Nickingoo Aug 30, 2015 9:58am

Fat Buda

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Aug 24, 2015 10:11pm

Was the moon landing real?

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Pandora57 Aug 25, 2015 7:24pm

Nothing is real

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ANGRYBIRDY7

May 25, 2015 6:12pm

Send da nudes

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InjrdNinja

Sep 3, 2014 1:55pm

I got a story ider, tell if you wanna read it… come to story time >:D

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eastbrook337 Sep 8, 2014 4:39pm

MMMMMhhhh yess.

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InjrdNinja

Aug 10, 2014 8:58pm

When you next log on, I’ll be wanting a view of that Obi-Wan vs Narwhal Picture…
http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/annoyed-im-watching-u-l.png

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InjrdNinja

Jul 13, 2014 1:01pm

hey, doodle a doodle of a doodle, then I’ll be satisfied (send me the doodle)
:D

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InjrdNinja Jul 13, 2014 1:01pm

oh and QUASARS!!!

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minemaster1

Jul 9, 2014 10:40pm

how about hentai

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DarkMidna

Jun 27, 2014 10:24am

Where the fcuk are MY Pandora Points?

DO YOU NOT APPROVE OF ME?

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Pandora57 Jun 27, 2014 1:16pm

Tell me a story and I’ll give you 30.

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Nickingoo Jun 30, 2014 11:41am

Hey! If that’s the case, then I want my 90 PPs! :P

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ANGRYBIRDY7

Mar 31, 2014 8:13am

Not So Fun Fact #78
The average teenage skeleton has enough bones to make up one teenage skeleton! It’s true!

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MicroMinion Apr 8, 2014 9:15pm

Not So Usual Fact #1527
Ammonia has the effect of fainting the person who smells it up closely for one hour!

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MicroMinion Apr 8, 2014 9:18pm

Not So Usual Fact #92
An average 32-68 penguins, 6-16 seals and 3-6 polar bears waddle to the shores of New Zealand overnight!

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ANGRYBIRDY7 Apr 21, 2014 7:26am

Not So Fun Fact #54
The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper! Yeah! Go America!

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DarkMidna

Nov 25, 2012 1:47pm

This is the only thing that I’m going to say…. And tell this to everyone else too…. You want me to talk… Then you have to make me talk… Try and convince me to…

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Nickingoo Mar 21, 2014 6:56pm

DarkMidna you’re a misterious woman.

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Necromincon

Nov 17, 2012 5:49pm

I heard you like anime

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Necromincon Nov 17, 2012 5:50pm

Do you have a gaia online account

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DarkMidna

Oct 12, 2013 12:00pm

KITTEH!!! IT WON’T LET ME GET TO DA CHAT!

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Arkantogonx

Dec 18, 2012 10:10am

http://www.badideatshirts.com/ALWAYS-BE-YOURSELF-UNLESS-YOU-CAN-BE-A-UNICORN-THEN-ALWAYS-BE-A-UNICORN-T-SHIRT-P2447.aspx (copy the link 0v0)

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theenzo221

Nov 20, 2012 8:03pm

pandora=Epic Angry=Cool DarkMidna=Awesome Me={Enter Your Text Here]

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DarkMidna

Nov 20, 2012 5:35pm

Everytime your on, I’m not……

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OB1Cannoli9900

Oct 21, 2012 3:10pm

Kitty, you need to get on Kong more often. I NEED YOUR HUG DUDE THING.