Soccer Physics: score goals by either a) leaving the other team alone b) kicking other men in the genitals c) do upside down backflip headbutts and yell in excitement whilst your family members look upon you in a quandary.
This is honestly a worse game than oivoi's amazing Soccer Physics. You don't even need to tap the AI in SP for them to score on themselves. Literally whatever I do the Red feller always packages me into a box and sends me to Get Rekt Ville. Unfair.