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The Onomatopoeia Pew Pew! started in circa 1843. The phrase started because a bunch of kids wanted to pretend like they could win world war three by themselves. After making finger guns and yelling Pew Pew! at each other Edison was inspired to make the light bulb, shortly after he also made the first playboy, we love him. Pew Pew has since evolved into a verb (I just Pew Pew’d you!) a noun (My Pew Pew! beats your Bang!).

Now, a weapon development company named “Infinity Ward” developed the fabled “Ray Gun” which makes a Pew Pew noise while it is shot. The Ray Gun is single handidly the only way famous soldiers killed over four thousand zombies and lasted until wave 70 using only Ray guns. Infinity Ward also develop the only machine to rival the Ray Gun, the Pack-a-Punch Machine.

That machine allowed the Ray gun to be upgraded into an even more amazing sounding Pew Pew sound and to allow it to have color customization.

Since then the Iconic Pew Pew! noise has been used in every major speach in America. Including the Gettysburg Address, the Emancipation Proclamation, and E3 Ubisoft presentation.