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I am a cow made of pasta. Or possibly doughnuts. Moo.
The Story of PastaCow — By PyroDragon
IPrayToOdin: Potatoes have Down’s Syndrome?
Charliee21: Its loading Icey, give me sex. :D
Snakeface: You’re like the jail bait that loves everyone, but the moment someone touches you they go to prison.
vanillacream: Pasta, why are you so lovable? You seem like one of those little squishy animals that you just want to squeeze.
ShadedHunter: Because having no cereal is in par with having an alien crawl down your throat and leave its children there.
Cripple_King: one time in high school i was going down the hallway & someone said “nice dick [my name]” when i passed them
ShadedHunter: Always remember, young donutcow. Any problem can be solved with the proper application of explosives.
HylainHero: Troy needs help, it’s fallen and it can’t get up!