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Paulverizer11

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    Mar. 19, 2011
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    FBI's Most Wanted list
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    You're it!
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    I don't even know what PSN is
Love is a powerful thing, and I am truly blessed to have it. I am happier than I have ever been, truly.

*MEMORABLE QUOTES*

"Rule #1 of profiling, don't try to be profiled." ~SonicOkami

"I'm a closet lesbian." ~Missyyum58

"Now stuff and gift, schmut." ~Ichishinigami

"Paul is a pretty, pretty princess!" ~Mikkeron

"HARM ALL THE BABIES." ~Zek136

"Paul takes some getting used to.
He's like an oddly~colored and eccentric kangaroo." ~FrozenCereal

"(Hits self with a sledgehammer) EVERYPON- EVERYBODY CLAM DAOWN!" ~Alphapowner

"Let's talk about Paul's ex-girlfriends floppy danglers." ~ChristopherB2

"We don't want pie, we want the foot." ~Robtari

"When I have no sugar, I pour cocaine in my coffee." ~MadJedi

"I love your Nutter Butters, Paul." ~DarkRainyKnight

"A furry bear who enjoys eating flesh. You know, Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, but he had no hair. And began to kill all the people around him to make hair suits." ~Yllib

"Them some dangerous nipples." ~Nitetrooper93

"I've stopped trying to figure out what's actually going on." ~Fatcatsven

"Paul will do the screwing." ~Hoolo

"The scrotum part is an example." ~MadJedi

"Something about public guilt vs private guilt and how none of it matters because you'll turn into a hairy old fart and your children will leave you." ~Hercludes

"Well, it doesn't help that Paul's location is listed as 'In the closet'..." ~Rachel654

"Paul has taken on his fetus form again." ~KingdomHearts615

"I love Paul's twinkie, his cupcake, and his dingdong." ~SonicOkami (Profiled at the request of Samuro2)

"Cranky Kong has trained me well." ~SonicOkami

"Paul, go ahead and bludgeon my nipples with a dinosaur bone." ~Samuro2

"Back from drowning in Paul's profile." ~Frankiesmum

"Paul, Go drunk. You're home." ~SonicOkami

"Let's name the colors! Read, Oornge, Yelow, Gran, Bloo, and Puiple." ~SonicOkami

"You know our motto - 'If it's not creepy, it's not Blackmyst!'™" ~Why60

"And so I thank thee, good sir, as a token of my blargleness." ~Bananananananana

"It is okay to disagree with me. I can't force you to be right." ~Frankiesmum

"I before E except after see what I did there?" ~SonicOkami

"I like killing things." ~KoRn897Disturbed

"Well you know what they say. If you want to be sexy, put a mustache on a panda." ~Rachel654

"Don't you just hate it when you wake up that one morning..and all of a sudden, you're married?" ~Samuro2

"Hug ALL the people!" ~Akasharoo

"By the power of Washington law of which I am a resident, and being a mod on Kong, I now pronounce you Wife and Wife." ~SonicOkami

"Paul - stop giving your tonka toys away." ~Frankiesmum

"Well, according to Pepperidge Farms, you all will die." ~Verodox

"Run your sober scan again, I fear it may be corrupt with the sobriety virus." ~SonicOkami

"I've died a couple times, but I've never figured out how to come back." ~Infinity781

"If you want to know what he looks like, just subscribe to the 24-hour Paulcam. It's what I did." ~Why60

"Why does EVERYONE think I'm always drunk in here? o.O" ~Infinity781

"Paul has diseases!" ~KoRn789Disturbed

"Block, silence your genitals." ~Gothicangel8333

"DimXAmdur_2069, please return on one of you 3,005,987,456 accounts with more appropriate attitude. You are so awesome, you win the internet and a 15 minute silence." ~JesseMH8

"SAILS.. WOOONG.... du hduh dhduh SAILS.. WONG... suhduddh." ~Samuro2

"Enough with the rubbing!" ~PsychoticTrinity

"I figured it out... I'M the butterfly living in Paul's stomach." ~GoldenHart

"It's not that the people you trust the most that hurt you. It's that when they do it, it hurts so much more." ~TheGamblersPath

"I have a sneaking suspicion Paul is a murderer." ~Baushi

"I like stabbing things." ~Hoffrandexpress

"Paulie is the best molester ever." ~Chubbs199

"I'm in bed with a horse." ~DarkWolfWAFFLEZ

"And yes, I have female genitalia." ~ShadowBlitz237

"Swag is an underground organisation with the purpose of creating human-grape hybrids." ~Bman255

"I'm cooking meth." ~Theodd

"Paul is a popular girl." ~Baushi

"Its a bad idea, leli! No octopi!" ~HellsSerenade

"Well tickle my nipples, it's Paul!" ~Superchill36
"You heard the man, someone tickle his nipples." ~NK12

"We're basically like any other living creature, but uglier." ~Mikkeron

"When I get viruses I fist fight them to the death." ~Hercludes

"I like fondling myself." ~InevitableFate

"Basically Paul does whatever the hell he wants, and I let him." ~TheLinkToThePast

"I AM A SEX CONVERSATION." ~Chubbs199

"Liken me to a giant seal." ~DoorbellX

"Paul has been verified as the prettiest man in existence." ~Infinity781

"I'm waiting for someone to be willing to have sex with me." ~GraveHorizon

"Paul is an imaginary object." Eb395

"RESTAURANT. YOU. ME. ROBOTS." ~ShadowBlitz237

"Paul does what Paul does because Paul likes to do what Paul does. *Sagenod*" ~ColdHusk

"Stop looking at me with that tone of thought!" ~Halonbdmx

"I like you, Paul. It takes a special person to cheerlead genocide." ~Entheomancer

"Jetpacks are never random." ~Charizard95

"I want to write the biography of Pauls ass. Chapter One: The Spanking." ~N2Johnston

"We are gathered here today to join these two unknown lifeforms in the bond of holy matrimony, though not necessarily, depending on your religious views." ~Cubicon

"Paul's ass is hiding beneath me." ~Tkkttony

"Well that didn't get weird." ~Cubicon

"You're a glittering gangster." ~Oatmeals

"Paul eats children and cats for a living. That's why he's so messed up." ~Missyyum58

"Practicising makes perfiffifect." ~Sirago

"Everyone just agrees with what Paul says. It's great." ~Mikkeron

"NEVER question Paul." ~N2Johnson

"I'm pretty sure if there's a bear on your nightstand they're already provoked..." ~Saron5

"Also, don't ever take Paul's advice." ~Cubicon

"You're such a slice of bread, Sonic." ~Baushi

"Well, you take that back, you oatmeal cereal, you!" ~SonicOkami

"Why don't we talk about a religious politician who is also a furry and brony?" ~ColdHusk

"Why is everyone concerned about the jokes? What about that poor emo potato? D:" ~Killer1579

"Paul wins at sex." ~MaginManiac7

"I look like a lesbian, but I'm not..." ~ShadowBlitz237

"I look like a lesbian, but I am..." ~Chubbs199

"NOW to the burnt salad." ~Baushi

"Do sexual things to him with a garden hose!" ~ColdHusk

"I look away and suddenly monkeys." ~ShadowBlitz237

"Paul Profiles People Periodically Particularly for Pure Profit." ~SonicOkami

"I wear thongs when no one watches." ~Baraka_Obama

"I'm an awesome." ~Chubbs199

"*Rainbow motion* Spanish." ~Kuchirikato

"My bad. You never disagree with an old black man trapped in an infant child's bodily structure." ~Infinity781

"I eat ALL the baby dinosaurs." ~GoldenHart

"I'll be impressed if anyone can successfully read through Paul's Great Wall of Kong when he's finished with it." ~Infinity781

"I'm considering hiring a clown to strangle." ~ShadowGuardian96

"It Was Big in Japan is the title of my autobiography." ~CptKrunch

"Fun fact: Infinity781 is an alcoholic." ~Baushi

"As a collective mass of the populace, we the People hereby pronounce that profiling matter: enabled." ~Infinity781

"Paul is always helping. Just in his own mystical mermaid ways." ~KoRn897Disturbed

"Am I not cool enough to be in your threesome?" ~Deasta

"Silence ALL the people!" ~Baushi

"I believe it. #hashtag" ~ShadowGuardian96

"My father was a walrus. I want to be just like him one day." ~Mutt_Romney

"And I'm not German enough to appreciate my daughter's breasts." ~ColdHusk

"I'm not sure if we're talking about genitals or belly buttons." ~Sachan18

"I've been a turtle." ~Killer_Karisma

"He took his happy-gay-loopy pills." ~Missyyum58

"Therefore, Paul is not Batman." ~SonicOkami

"I have tiny people in my pants." ~Noahx44

"HUMIDUGSTI-PURREDICHERI-AMIDESIHERRAMHERRISAI-HUMHUMHUM!" ~Theodd

"I'm the best tree." ~SonicOkami

"#Suddenly I'm a Velociraptor." ~Ijustgotbanned

"I'm a fire-breathing mermaid!" ~Missyyum58

"I demand a refund for my jimmies." ~Lucentwish

"With all your colors combined, I am Captain Palette!" ~SonicOkami

"Skype would probably have more customers if it was named Sexe." ~Why60

"I wanna suck your toe." ~Johanna_T

"*Giggleblushsnort*" ~DarkRainyKnight

"And I can confirm Sam is catwoman by the claw marks on my face when she gets angry." ~GamerNationFilms

"Call me Paul." ~Missyyum58

"If Paul says something you don't understand, 99% of the time it's dirty." ~SonicOkami

"DINO BONES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE DUG UP FOR SUCH PURPOSES." ~Yoshiyoushaa

"I cannot express the ways that comment could have gone wrong." ~Smokescreem

"Paul's name DOES turn me on." ~Johanna_T

"I like wang better." ~Baraka_Obama

"Paulverizer11: Wanted for 98 counts of awkward parallel parking. Missyyum58: Wanted for graffiti public property. Theodd: Wanted for 15 counts of inciting a table flipping riot. Deaf400: Wanted for 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves. And assault of a partridghein a pear tree." ~SonicOkami

"Paul doesn't take sides. He's the wall that everyone chooses." ~Samuro2

"I like to engage in empiricist arguments with my toilet. He's a utilitarian, too." ~Infinity781

"PANTS ARE AN ILLUSION." ~FarmerofAsh

"Elven bows. Now that's the honky donky." ~GoldenHart

"I have turned into a large, hairless cat, and I'm coming to eat you!" ~Missyyum58

"Okay, so can you forward me the sexy pics if they're not wing-dang-doodle-McOodle pics?" ~DarkRainyKnight

"My first thought: 'Because Paul likes playing with guys.'" ~Rachel654

"I hate it when I get a fetus confused with a carrot." ~Why60

"Paul should kill Sonic." ~Missyyum58

"The dog pulled out. He is dong awesome." ~Kwll

"My life is complete, Paul. I have been put in your profile." ~Rachel654

"I'll be minding my own business, when you will burst out of me yelling 'FETUS!'" ~SonicOkami

"Well, of COURSE the potato would say that." ~Infinity781

"I learned that lemons do not make good suppositories." ~Telo1

"Let's all talk about Paul while he isn't paying attention." ~N00bsaur

"When you touch Paul's nipples he giggles like the Pillsbury Doughboy." ~KingdomHearts615

"Paul, you have 4 nipples." ~Samuro2

"You are very smooth if you managed to bring up your private parts without me even noticing. XD And that sentence was really difficult to not word the wrong way." ~Rachel654

"So many... helicopters..." ~Superchill36

"I believe in Question 6. I think we should always have more than 5 questions. It is our right as human beings and citizens of a country where questions can be asked that we ask that Sixth Question that belongs to all free men and women!" ~Solprovider

"Paul, I say Blargagh the Gastrodon to your face-eating." ~Hoolo

"Paul, kindly go do an activity you enjoy." ~FrozenCereal

"Nobody DOESN'T like Mulder." ~01thatotherguy10

"This conversation has gone from kinky to depressing. We are a special group." ~Natamora

"I think Bev was right about something. I cannot approach this with logic." ~Nitetrooper93

"Paul is the initiation ritual manager; anyone that didn't leave the room because they were freaked out by his words may stay." ~MadJedi

"I've seen fairer toasters than you." ~Hoolo

"Elton John. Madman across the water. Ohh. That's a description of Paul. :P" ~Frankiesmum

"Princesspaul, your belly button has some 'splainin' to do." ~L3xiiLuV

"That's why I like humans. They're cute monkeys." ~Why60

"Paul has spoken. It's time to rub your belly." ~FrozenCereal

"I might be lesbian. .-." ~Missyyum58

"Go back to sleep, Paul." ~Llamanescent

"Probability, yo." ~Zshadow

"The mute button on my remote was lovely when he spoke." ~L3xiiLuV

"Aah...I did wonder who'd been feeding my archaeopteryx..." ~Bigbadbaz

"LOUD NOISES." ~Heylia

"You cant be blindsided Paul. Nothing can blindside those nipples." ~Nitetrooper93

"Luke is, to put it simply, an evil demon who spawned from the depths of France." ~Me
"Also, Germany, Paul." ~FrozenCereal

"Gotta get back in my panties before Paul goes raiding." ~Craftsman465

"Because a pacifist always tells people to melt their genitalia." ~SonicOkami

"AROUSED CATS." ~Missyyum58

"While I distracted Archi, Paul came in with a stealthy assassination." ~OverweightCow

"I also enjoy details about breasts." ~Ronillar

"Paulverizer: Men in Tights." ~SonicOkami

"SOON we will be the wife and apparently the other wife. Which is odd, as that's very illegal in Texas. It helps that I look like such a dude, they just went 'Oh, no those boobs must be from a freak accident. I'm sure he's legit.'" ~Yllib

"STOP SLAPPING MUFFINS!" ~Llamanescent

"Paul, this changes your flirting majorly." ~SonicOkami

"I always come at the wrong time." ~Paulverizer11
"I've heard that is a problem for some guys." ~Frankiesmum

"I'm a prostitute ;D" ~Missyyum58

"That's like telling a spoon it's wrong. There's just no premise." ~01thatotherguy10
"The spoon is wrong. There is no spoon." ~MadJedi

"The lampshades whisper evil things to me..." ~XoXItsMeXoX

"WURRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBLLLLEEE I AM A HELICOPTER." ~FrozenCereal

"Anyone have a bag of tinsel that I can eat while this kid gets silenced?" ~SupremeH

"Milf, watch the language." ~Sike_Redwolf

"It's because every single enemy in every platformer game is entirely coated (except on the top) in a peculiar but lethal contact-poison." ~FrozenCereal

"No, sir. YOU ARE THE WRONG JELLYFISH." ~GorillaBaby

"I don't care, so therefore, I don't care." ~Craftsman465

"NNNGGGGPOY BULOOP." ~FrozenCereal

"May the road always... S.O.B. Pothole..." ~1life1bullet

"[xx2341[/xx204] {(MSSG if(Here; cue "Welcome Back" ifFalse, [AEBB/command!@#PUNCH!] [/xx2341] $$$!$^&!#!FF!@# Welcome Back Luke. ~Punches baby in the face~" ~SupremeH
"I don't even have to say anything." ~FrozenCereal

"Herpy derpy derpy derpy derp badoo badoo." ~Alphapowner

"I am a pretty dolphin." ~SaraPsychoBot

"I'm not even going to pretend to follow the chat." ~FrozenCereal

"My nipples are bulging at the rate of the speed of light." ~2worlds

"Advice disregarded, plan continued!" ~AdmiralGreene

"My response is: Kibbles and bits." ~FrozenCereal

"STRIP FOR ME." ~SaraPsychoBot

"The knife doesn't matter!" ~FrozenCereal

"Just hurl random objects at me." ~Alphapowner

"If I had a bagel company, I'd call it 'Strangled Nun Bagels.'" ~Petesahooligan

"AWWW YEAH FRIENDSHIP UP IN THIS JOINT." ~FrozenCereal

"HAHA POWDOODLE! hehe blaha." ~SupremeH

"I think Paul has tourettes." ~FrozenCereal

"Like. IM IN MY BANANA HAMMOCK PLAYING WITH MY JUNK BUT YOULL NEVER SEE ITTT." ~Sachan18

"'If I were a booger I'd rearrange the alphabet so you'd drop from heaven.'" ~Frank101

"Cocaine is the only correct answer." ~XXPOEXX

"My ex-gf told me to quit playing pokemon because it was childish... I roared at her and said she didnt have enough badges to control me." ~Blunt

"I'll cut you." ~FrozenCereal

"You're all wumple dump mcdoodilly hoodillies." ~Shadow6548

"PIMP OF DESTINY!" ~1life1bullet

"Shut up, you suck, and I am awesome." ~PshawitsAshley

"Simply put, Paul is... a natural angry deity." ~SonicOkami

"It's funny because corn." ~XXPOEXX

"Paul, you prostitute satchel." ~Superchill36

"Frozen is Paul's ho-bag. It's not hard to understand." ~Aturtledoesbite

"Go table dance for a grizzly." ~FrozenCereal

"I am armed with a spoon and dangerous." ~FrozenCereal

"Because Atheism." ~Xarviar

"Rub a dub dub, too bad." ~FrozenCereal

"Mmm, naked cops." ~BigBadBaz

"It probably went, 'I'll be off to jimmy the highness, what-ho.'" ~Kilopert

"PAUL IT'S GONNA BE GUMDROPS AND RAINBOWS. SHE'LL RUN TO YOU ACROSS A FIELD AND GO "OH MY PAULY" AND YOU'LL KISS AND THEN BANG RIGHT THEN AND THERE." ~FrozenCereal

"That's like saying 'Domestic violence removes the knowledge of how to operate door handles from women.'" ~Ichishinigami

"I'm black, I have witch doctor powers." ~ZacharyLeo34

"Paul, don't be a negative necrophiliac." ~FrozenCereal

"Bing can do inappropriate things to my anatomy." ~Adv0catus

"BEWARE THE VIBRATING PORPOISE!!!" ~Zflocco

"*Insert Bill cosby noises*" ~SonicOkami

"The time to have sex is now." ~1life1bullet

"Rub Paul's belly and three of your seven dreams will come true." ~GorillaBaby

"This is why it's always 'He and I went to the ho-bag convention' and not 'Me and him went to the ho-bag convention.'" ~Aturtledoesbite

"You had me at 'do me.'" ~FrozenCereal

"EMBARGO! I win!" ~SonicOkami

"Olivia, I occasionally have to wonder where your mind has been. But then I remember you know Paul." ~Aturtledoesbite

"Cocaine. SO MUCH cocaine." ~The_Anonymus

"SUCK ON MY ZAP-STICK." ~FrozenCereal

"I plucked an apple from the nose of the building on top of the bottom of the wizard underwear." ~Frank101

"So, yeah, the universe is big." ~MadJedi

"That phrase refers to the cleft in your buttocks." ~TehFrod

"I slap brick walls with my face daily." ~FrozenCereal

"May your Universe not shoobidedoop." ~Alphapowner

"U lice niffing moles." ~SupremeH

"I am a little teacup. Short and stout." ~Craftsman465

"I'm imagining a bikini-clad bosom with cartoon beards drawn on it." ~Raichu100

"Paul, I do believe turnips." ~FrozenCereal

"Like. 'something something suck on his Butterscotch.'" ~Craftsman465

"Dude, that's a grenade!" ~Volvagium

"Paul + Paul = FETUS!" ~1life1bullet

"And soccer has a goalie, but that doesn't mean you can't murder his family." ~FrozenCereal

"I HAVE ONE TESTICLE." ~Shamen

"Paul and I do make a weird couple." ~TehFrod

"SCIENCE IS SNABLE MOBOBBLE FO SHIZZLE. The end." ~Shadow6548

"Point taken, but irrelevant." ~FrozenCereal

"I am not an archaeologist but I think that's more than four words." ~GorillaBaby

"I'm sexually excited, please continue." ~FrozenCereal

"If it's a meme... there's a pony." ~Alphapowner

"I could give my answer, but it wouldn't make sense." ~Turakamu

"GET IN THE ATTIC." ~Zek136

"YOU WILL WEAR THE DRESS BECAUSE YOU PROMISED WE'D DO THIS EVERY MONDAY NIGHT." ~FrozenCereal

"Those nuts are tasty." ~Sachan18

"Just go clear things up. 'Sup, babe? Yeah, I kinda love you, romantically. So baby doll, we smoochin' or what?'" ~FrozenCereal

"Death by stabbing, internet going down. What's the difference?" ~Ichishinigami

"Baopoopo." ~SupremeH

"MAKE ME, RUSTY NIPPLES." ~FrozenCereal

"Paul officially becomes the spanker now." ~MadJedi

"Nipply bits sounds like a tea biscuit." ~Geistmaus

"HURRRRGGH. SO CALM!" ~FrozenCereal

"Madtiger... how much beer do I need to drink to get bakin drunk?" ~petesahooligan

"AND THEN I'LL RIP THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT, AND THEN I'LL MAKE A PRETTY DRESS OUT OF THE FABRIC AND DANCE ON YOUR CORPSE WITH THE DANCING DINOSAUR TROUPE FROM RADISH ISLAND. Damn formatting and maint- Ohai everypo-body." ~Alphapowner

"As much as this jeopardizes my position, her state of living is irrelevant. Her hair exists regardless." ~Aturtledoesbite

"Back in Paul's day, a pixel was as big as a pillow." ~Craftsman465

"Blarg chicka honk honk." ~SonicOkami

"'You're a sour apple harboring monster and often awkwardly fondling kangaroos' would have made more sense." ~Llamanescent

"Paul, I will electrocute your small intestine. With CLAMS." ~FrozenCereal

"The deal has been walrused. You spam, I silence." ~MadJedi

"Best reason to play Raiden: 'DWABBALEDADAHHHHHHHH!!'" ~FrozenCereal

"...It's like 12 monkeys all over again." ~Squidcicle

"No. Dolphin Shaped Gummy Candy." ~GorillaBaby

"Paul is a baby eater who loves females and touching himself." ~Sky_Revolution98

"I have a fetish." ~1life1bullet

"What's old? o-o" ~SupremeH
"It's when people stop getting your jokes." ~BobThePlumber

"Paul, when in doubt, Viking Space Cows." ~Alphapowner

"I am not have a brain, no." ~FrozenCereal

"I'm generally aroused around Ichi." ~FrozenCereal

"We all also have Jew-noses." ~Ichishinigami

"Are you sure you're drunk enough to go to Denny's?" ~Shadow6548

"Sometimes this room is like the most awkward orgy ever. It's at those times I pretend I'm AFK." ~FrozenCereal

"I longly, yes." ~KidKool20

"Jetpacks make almost everything better." ~FrozenCereal

"Silly Luke, you Verb Pronoun." ~SonicOkami

"You are overthinking Paul's body. That's creepy." ~SaraPsychoBot

"I'm going to brutally assault you with a wrench." ~FrozenCereal

"Your face needs sharpening, Paul." ~Kunosachiaka

"I'm a doctor. And I know something's wrong by....all that blood coming out of you." ~Sweetsop

"Stop having fun you guys, rawr yar harblebrer." ~FrozenCereal

"Sticks and swords may cut my flesh. But Paul will really hurt me." ~GorillaBaby

"Ohweeohhmumbuhwaiii." ~SupremeH

"Those silly mermaids never learn." ~Tymaxmurphy

"You know what happens when you make assumptions, GB. You make an ass of u and... mptions..." ~FrozenCereal

"Yes, blame Paul for everything. It makes ME feel better!" ~FrozenCereal

"Well, slap my gums, throw a pickle barrel over and call me Cletus. You done diddly be right." ~GorillaBaby

"I just picked up some Queen. Innuendo should take care of it." ~TehFrod

"As quiet as my dad is an idiot." ~1life1bullet

"Now GEEBEXPLANATIONS OR I CUT YA?!" ~BigBadBaz

"I will hurt your children." ~SupremeH

"My children will hurt themselves just fine without your help!" ~FrozenCereal

"I'm selling apathy. You can pay me whatever through paypal. Or not, no big deal." ~Boatzilla

"Destroy his respiratory system!" ~Alphapowner

"The only homosexual in me is how i talk." ~SupremeH

"Please don't discuss the texture of your man bits in chat." ~Llamanescent

"On a scale of 1 to "riddled with cocaine" how awake should I be right now?" ~FrozenCereal

"People with glass houses sink ships." ~1life1bullet

"I made a diorama of that." ~Boatzilla

"I disregard your card game shenanigans and raise you a bishop." ~Zek136

"Paauull, you silly little fungle doop." ~FrozenCereal

"Boo biggle jiggle POP!" ~1life1bullet

"I don't have a bear." ~SupremeH

"Did you consider your problems relative to meteors?" ~petesahooligan

"I think that everyone in UU should just marry each other and live in a commune and we'd all be swingers." ~Sachan18

"Well herp my derp and... just that, actually." ~FrozenCereal

"If you tie buttered bread to a cat in a place with an area with gravity greater than or equal to earth's without harnesses or wind velocity in direct proportion to said gravity, then the cat will turn into a banana instantaneously." ~SupremeH

"What the hell am I dong..." ~craftsman465

"You. Me. Teletubbies." ~Geistmaus

"It's redumbulous!" ~Petesahooligan

"Paul, YOUR HO~ING IS GETTING HO~LICIOUS." ~FrozenCereal

"The derp is strong in this one." ~TehFrod

"Paul, go enjoy a balanced meal full of nutrients and vitamins. And then BURN." ~FrozenCereal

"You're confusing 'mild entertainment' with 'caring.'" ~Adv0catus

"I'm so aroused." ~LethalMutiny

"Paul is just wordly. And by wordly I mean he's a fairy." ~FrozenCereal

"Yay. A goat. ^^ " ~Mikkeron

"Shut your nipples first." ~MadJedi

"I'm not even going to question all this." ~Hoolo

"'Sir, the war has gone on for far too long, our sentences bad are getting.'" ~SonicOkami

"FC, take my love in the form of intercourse. From Paul." ~Superchill36

"Herp a diddly derp, no cuddles for Paul. Ho-baggity magenta!" ~FrozenCereal

"Your grandpa sounds like an odd fellow." ~Ichishinigami

"May the road stay still, as rising would throw you off balance." ~FrozenCereal

"I don't always orange. But when I do, spanking." ~The_Anonymus

"Im just a silly lollysucking girl." ~Johanna_T

"I AM AN OAK TREE." ~Gaydecay

"Clearly he has bad Norwegian regrets." ~Moshdef

"I don't have a chosen major yet. Otherwise, ho-baggery." ~FrozenCereal

"I don't follow, so I shall take offense at that, good sir. How dare you, etc." ~GloriaHunniford

"BRB tiddlypeeps." ~Icamefromanegg

"I came to Kong after my great Dead Body Orgy." ~MoustacheSniper

"The bags have turned, Paul. That sounds almost sexual..." ~FrozenCereal

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" ~Adv0catus

"CAT JUICE AND VODKA." ~WizardlyAce

"And it's that time of night again when half of me is insane, and the other half is in this sentence..." ~Madtiger45

"Wow, what a weird bunch we are." ~Argothin

"Congratulations, my ability to care about what you say has improved from Indifferent to Actively Ignoring!" ~Aturtledoesbite

"I should stalk you." ~FrozenCereal

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And now for something completely different.
This random section of this profile is dedicated to:
You.
We now return to your originally scheduled program.


Hi. I'm a novelist, singer, actor, contortionist, poet, animal rights activist, grammarian, shark wrestler, and other stuff. You can recognize me by my various catchphrases, all of which are copyrighted:
"FETUS."
"Like a walrus!"
"The Paulverizer, the one and only."
"IGNORE ME!"
"You just got Bedazzled."
"...and it turns out it was Phyllis Diller."
"I will eat your face and slap you with a mongoose."
"I am a pretty princess!"
"I don't judge. I leave judging to the judges. I'm just the executioner."

Maybe more later.

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