MEMORABLE QUOTES “Now stuff and gift, schmut.” ~Ichishinigami “HARM ALL THE BABIES.” ~Zek136 “Paul takes some getting used to. “(Hits self with a sledgehammer) EVERYPON- EVERYBODY CLAM DAOWN!” ~Alphapowner “The lampshades whisper evil things to me…” ~XoXItsMeXoX “WURRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBLLLLEEE I AM A HELICOPTER.” ~FrozenCereal “Anyone have a bag of tinsel that I can eat while this kid gets silenced?” ~SupremeH “Milf, watch the language.” ~Sike_Redwolf “I enjoy your guys’ bromance.” ~OliviaRocks “It’s because every single enemy in every platformer game is entirely coated (except on the top) in a peculiar but lethal contact-poison.” ~FrozenCereal “No, sir. YOU ARE THE WRONG JELLYFISH.” ~GorillaBaby “I don’t care, so therefore, I don’t care.” ~Craftsman465 “NNNGGGGPOY BULOOP.” ~FrozenCereal “May the road always… S.O.B. Pothole…” ~1life1bullet “[xx2341[/xx204] {(MSSG if(Here; cue “Welcome Back” ifFalse, [AEBB/command] [/xx2341] $$$#@# Welcome Back Luke. Punches baby in the face" ~SupremeH “Herpy derpy derpy derpy derp badoo badoo.” ~Alphapowner “I am a pretty dolphin.” ~SaraPsychoBot “I’m not even going to pretend to follow the chat.” ~FrozenCereal “My nipples are bulging at the rate of the speed of light.” ~2worlds “Advice disregarded, plan continued!” ~AdmiralGreene “My response is: Kibbles and bits.” ~FrozenCereal “STRIP FOR ME.” ~SaraPsychoBot “The knife doesn’t matter!” ~FrozenCereal “Just hurl random objects at me.” ~Alphapowner “If I had a bagel company, I’d call it ‘Strangled Nun Bagels.’” ~Petesahooligan “AWWW YEAH FRIENDSHIP UP IN THIS JOINT.” ~FrozenCereal “HAHA POWDOODLE! hehe blaha.” ~SupremeH “I think Paul has tourettes.” ~FrozenCereal “Like. IM IN MY BANANA HAMMOCK PLAYING WITH MY JUNK BUT YOULL NEVER SEE ITTT.” ~Sachan18 “‘If I were a booger I’d rearrange the alphabet so you’d drop from heaven.’” ~Frank101 “Cocaine is the only correct answer.” ~XXPOEXX “My ex-gf told me to quit playing pokemon because it was childish… I roared at her and said she didnt have enough badges to control me.” ~Blunt “I’ll cut you.” ~FrozenCereal “You’re all wumple dump mcdoodilly hoodillies.” ~Shadow6548 “PIMP OF DESTINY!” ~1life1bullet “Shut up, you suck, and I am awesome.” ~PshawitsAshley “…MY BODY IS NOT READY!” ~OliviaRocks “Simply put, Paul is… a natural angry deity.” ~SonicOkami “It’s funny because corn.” ~XXPOEXX “Paul, you prostitute satchel.” ~Superchill36 “Frozen is Paul’s ho-bag. It’s not hard to understand.” ~Aturtledoesbite “Go table dance for a grizzly.” ~FrozenCereal “I am armed with a spoon and dangerous.” ~FrozenCereal “Because Atheism.” ~Xarviar “Rub a dub dub, too bad.” ~FrozenCereal “Mmm, naked cops.” ~BigBadBaz “It probably went, ’I’ll be off to jimmy the highness, what-ho.’” ~Kilopert “PAUL IT’S GONNA BE GUMDROPS AND RAINBOWS. SHE’LL RUN TO YOU ACROSS A FIELD AND GO “OH MY PAULY” AND YOU’LL KISS AND THEN BANG RIGHT THEN AND THERE." ~FrozenCereal “That’s like saying ‘Domestic violence removes the knowledge of how to operate door handles from women.’” ~Ichishinigami “I’m black, I have witch doctor powers.” ~ZacharyLeo34 “Paul, don’t be a negative necrophiliac.” ~FrozenCereal “Bing can do inappropriate things to my anatomy.” ~Adv0catus “BEWARE THE VIBRATING PORPOISE!!!” ~Zflocco “Insert Bill cosby noises” ~SonicOkami “The time to have sex is now.” ~1life1bullet “Rub Paul’s belly and three of your seven dreams will come true.” ~GorillaBaby “This is why it’s always ‘He and I went to the ho-bag convention’ and not ‘Me and him went to the ho-bag convention.’” ~Aturtledoesbite “You had me at ‘do me.’” ~FrozenCereal “EMBARGO! I win!” ~SonicOkami “Olivia, I occasionally have to wonder where your mind has been. But then I remember you know Paul.” ~Aturtledoesbite “Cocaine. SO MUCH cocaine.” ~The_Anonymus “SUCK ON MY ZAP-STICK.” ~FrozenCereal “I plucked an apple from the nose of the building on top of the bottom of the wizard underwear.” ~Frank101 “So, yeah, the universe is big.” ~MadJedi “That phrase refers to the cleft in your buttocks.” ~TehFrod “I slap brick walls with my face daily.” ~FrozenCereal “May your Universe not shoobidedoop.” ~Alphapowner “U lice niffing moles.” ~SupremeH “I am a little teacup. Short and stout.” ~Craftsman465 “I’m imagining a bikini-clad bosom with cartoon beards drawn on it.” ~Raichu100 “AND THE VENDING MACHINE CAME ALIVE AND HIT YOU. LIKE A MOTHER____ING TRANSFORMER?” ~OliviaRocks “Paul, I do believe turnips.” ~FrozenCereal “Like. ‘something something suck on his Butterscotch.’” ~Craftsman465 “Dude, that’s a grenade!” ~Volvagium “Paul + Paul = FETUS!” ~1life1bullet “And soccer has a goalie, but that doesn’t mean you can’t murder his family.” ~FrozenCereal “I HAVE ONE TESTICLE.” ~Shamen “Paul and I do make a weird couple.” ~TehFrod “SCIENCE IS SNABLE MOBOBBLE FO SHIZZLE. The end.” ~Shadow6548 “Point taken, but irrelevant.” ~FrozenCereal “I am not an archaeologist but I think that’s more than four words.” ~GorillaBaby “I’m sexually excited, please continue.” ~FrozenCereal “If it’s a meme… there’s a pony.” ~Alphapowner “I could give my answer, but it wouldn’t make sense.” ~Turakamu “GET IN THE ATTIC.” ~Zek136 “YOU WILL WEAR THE DRESS BECAUSE YOU PROMISED WE’D DO THIS EVERY MONDAY NIGHT.” ~FrozenCereal “Those nuts are tasty.” ~Sachan18 “Just go clear things up. ‘Sup, babe? Yeah, I kinda love you, romantically. So baby doll, we smoochin’ or what?’” ~FrozenCereal “Death by stabbing, internet going down. What’s the difference?” ~Ichishinigami “Baopoopo.” ~SupremeH “Sex in the fridge?” ~OliviaRocks “MAKE ME, RUSTY NIPPLES.” ~FrozenCereal “Paul officially becomes the spanker now.” ~MadJedi “Nipply bits sounds like a tea biscuit.” ~Geistmaus “HURRRRGGH. SO CALM!” ~FrozenCereal “Madtiger… how much beer do I need to drink to get bakin drunk?” ~petesahooligan “AND THEN I’LL RIP THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT, AND THEN I’LL MAKE A PRETTY DRESS OUT OF THE FABRIC AND DANCE ON YOUR CORPSE WITH THE DANCING DINOSAUR TROUPE FROM RADISH ISLAND. Damn formatting and maint- Ohai everypo-body.” ~Alphapowner “As much as this jeopardizes my position, her state of living is irrelevant. Her hair exists regardless.” ~Aturtledoesbite “Back in Paul’s day, a pixel was as big as a pillow.” ~Craftsman465 “Blarg chicka honk honk.” ~SonicOkami “’You’re a sour apple harboring monster and often awkwardly fondling kangaroos’ would have made more sense.” ~Llamanescent “Paul, I will electrocute your small intestine. With CLAMS.” ~FrozenCereal “The deal has been walrused. You spam, I silence.” ~MadJedi “Best reason to play Raiden: ‘DWABBALEDADAHHHHHHHH!!’” ~FrozenCereal “…It’s like 12 monkeys all over again.” ~Squidcicle “No. Dolphin Shaped Gummy Candy.” ~GorillaBaby “Paul is a baby eater who loves females and touching himself.” ~Sky_Revolution98 “I have a fetish.” ~1life1bullet “What’s old? o-o” ~SupremeH “Paul, when in doubt, Viking Space Cows.” ~Alphapowner “I am not have a brain, no.” ~FrozenCereal “I’m generally aroused around Ichi.” ~FrozenCereal “We all also have Jew-noses.” ~Ichishinigami “Are you sure you’re drunk enough to go to Denny’s?” ~Shadow6548 “Sometimes this room is like the most awkward orgy ever. It’s at those times I pretend I’m AFK.” ~FrozenCereal “I longly, yes.” ~KidKool20 “Jetpacks make almost everything better.” ~FrozenCereal “Silly Luke, you Verb Pronoun.” ~SonicOkami “You are overthinking Paul’s body. That’s creepy.” ~SaraPsychoBot “I’m going to brutally assault you with a wrench.” ~FrozenCereal “Your face needs sharpening, Paul.” ~Kunosachiaka “I’m a doctor. And I know something’s wrong by….all that blood coming out of you.” ~Sweetsop “Stop having fun you guys, rawr yar harblebrer.” ~FrozenCereal “Sticks and swords may cut my flesh. But Paul will really hurt me.” ~GorillaBaby “Ohweeohhmumbuhwaiii.” ~SupremeH “Those silly mermaids never learn.” ~Tymaxmurphy “You know what happens when you make assumptions, GB. You make an ass of u and… mptions…” ~FrozenCereal “Yes, blame Paul for everything. It makes ME feel better!” ~FrozenCereal “Well, slap my gums, throw a pickle barrel over and call me Cletus. You done diddly be right.” ~GorillaBaby “I just picked up some Queen. Innuendo should take care of it.” ~TehFrod “As quiet as my dad is an idiot.” ~1life1bullet “Now GEEBEXPLANATIONS OR I CUT YA?!” ~BigBadBaz “I will hurt your children.” ~SupremeH “My children will hurt themselves just fine without your help!” ~FrozenCereal “I’m selling apathy. You can pay me whatever through paypal. Or not, no big deal.” ~Boatzilla “Destroy his respiratory system!” ~Alphapowner “The only homosexual in me is how i talk.” ~SupremeH “Please don’t discuss the texture of your man bits in chat.” ~Llamanescent “On a scale of 1 to “riddled with cocaine” how awake should I be right now?" ~FrozenCereal “People with glass houses sink ships.” ~1life1bullet “I made a diorama of that.” ~Boatzilla “I disregard your card game shenanigans and raise you a bishop.” ~Zek136 “Paauull, you silly little fungle doop.” ~FrozenCereal “Boo biggle jiggle POP!” ~1life1bullet “I don’t have a bear.” ~SupremeH “Did you consider your problems relative to meteors?” ~petesahooligan “I think that everyone in UU should just marry each other and live in a commune and we’d all be swingers.” ~Sachan18 “Well herp my derp and… just that, actually.” ~FrozenCereal “If you tie buttered bread to a cat in a place with an area with gravity greater than or equal to earth’s without harnesses or wind velocity in direct proportion to said gravity, then the cat will turn into a banana instantaneously.” ~SupremeH “What the hell am I dong…” ~craftsman465 “You. Me. Teletubbies.” ~Geistmaus “It’s redumbulous!” ~Petesahooligan “Paul, YOUR HO~ING IS GETTING HO~LICIOUS.” ~FrozenCereal “The derp is strong in this one.” ~TehFrod “Paul, go enjoy a balanced meal full of nutrients and vitamins. And then BURN.” ~FrozenCereal “You’re confusing ‘mild entertainment’ with ‘caring.’” ~Adv0catus “I’m so aroused.” ~LethalMutiny “Paul is just wordly. And by wordly I mean he’s a fairy.” ~FrozenCereal “Yay. A goat. ^^ " ~Mikkeron “Shut your nipples first.” ~MadJedi “I’m not even going to question all this.” ~Hoolo “‘Sir, the war has gone on for far too long, our sentences bad are getting.’” ~SonicOkami “FC, take my love in the form of intercourse. From Paul.” ~Superchill36 “Herp a diddly derp, no cuddles for Paul. Ho-baggity magenta!” ~FrozenCereal “Your grandpa sounds like an odd fellow.” ~Ichishinigami “May the road stay still, as rising would throw you off balance.” ~FrozenCereal “I don’t always orange. But when I do, spanking.” ~The_Anonymus “Im just a silly lollysucking girl.” ~Johanna_T “I AM AN OAK TREE.” ~Gaydecay “MY BREASTS TOUCH THE FLOOR.” ~OliviaRocks “Clearly he has bad Norwegian regrets.” ~Moshdef “I don’t have a chosen major yet. Otherwise, ho-baggery.” ~FrozenCereal “I don’t follow, so I shall take offense at that, good sir. How dare you, etc.” ~GloriaHunniford “BRB tiddlypeeps.” ~Icamefromanegg “I came to Kong after my great Dead Body Orgy.” ~MoustacheSniper “The bags have turned, Paul.” ~FrozenCereal “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?” ~Adv0catus “CAT JUICE AND VODKA.” ~WizardlyAce “And it’s that time of night again when half of me is insane, and the other half is in this sentence…” ~Madtiger45 “Wow, what a weird bunch we are.” ~Argothin “Congratulations, my ability to care about what you say has improved from Indifferent to Actively Ignoring!” ~Aturtledoesbite “I should stalk you.” ~FrozenCereal … And now for something completely different. Hi. I’m a novelist, singer, actor, contortionist, poet, animal rights activist, grammarian, shark wrestler, and other stuff. You can recognize me by my various catchphrases, all of which are copyrighted: Maybe more later. Activity Feed |
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