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MEMORABLE QUOTES

“Now stuff and gift, schmut.” ~Ichishinigami

“Nnnyaaaaahhhh.” ~Rissy_Su_Chan

“HARM ALL THE BABIES.” ~Zek136

“Paul takes some getting used to.
He’s like an oddly~colored and eccentric kangaroo.” ~FrozenCereal

“(Hits self with a sledgehammer) EVERYPON- EVERYBODY CLAM DAOWN!” ~Alphapowner

“Anyone have a bag of tinsel that I can eat while this kid gets silenced?” ~SupremeH

“Milf, watch the language.” ~Sike_Redwolf

“My response is: Kibbles and bits.” ~FrozenCereal

“No, sir. YOU ARE THE WRONG JELLYFISH.” ~GorillaBaby

“I don’t care, so therefore, I don’t care.” ~Craftsman465

“NNNGGGGPOY BULOOP.” ~FrozenCereal

“May the road always… S.O.B. Pothole…” ~1life1bullet

“[xx2341[/xx204] {(MSSG if(Here; cue “Welcome Back” ifFalse, [AEBB/command] [/xx2341] $$$#@# Welcome Back Luke. _{Punches baby in the face}" ~SupremeH
“I don’t even have to say anything.” ~FrozenCereal

“Herpy derpy derpy derpy derp badoo badoo.” ~Alphapowner

“My nipples are bulging at the rate of the speed of light.” ~2worlds

“STRIP FOR ME.” ~SaraPsychoBot

“The knife doesn’t matter!” ~FrozenCereal

“Just hurl random objects at me.” ~Alphapowner

“If I had a bagel company, I’d call it ‘Strangled Nun Bagels.’” ~Petesahooligan

“AWWW YEAH FRIENDSHIP UP IN THIS JOINT.” ~FrozenCereal

“HAHA POWDOODLE! hehe blaha.” ~SupremeH

“I think Paul has tourettes.” ~FrozenCereal

“Like. IM IN MY BANANA HAMMOCK PLAYING WITH MY JUNK BUT YOULL NEVER SEE ITTT.” ~Sachan18

“I am armed with a spoon and dangerous.” ~FrozenCereal

“Because Atheism.” ~Xarviar

“That’s like saying ‘Domestic violence removes the knowledge of how to operate door handles from women.’” ~Ichishinigami

“U lice niffing moles.” ~SupremeH

“I am a little teacup. Short and stout.” ~Craftsman465

“Paul, I do believe turnips.” ~FrozenCereal

“Like. ‘something something suck on his Butterscotch.’” ~Craftsman465

“Dude, that’s a grenade!” ~Volvagium

“SCIENCE IS SNABLE MOBOBBLE FO SHIZZLE. The end.” ~Shadow6548

“I am not an archaeologist but I think that’s more than four words.” ~GorillaBaby

“I’m sexually excited, please continue.” ~FrozenCereal

“If it’s a meme… there’s a pony.” ~Alphapowner

“GET IN THE ATTIC.” ~Zek136

“Those nuts are tasty.” ~Sachan18

“Just go clear things up. ‘Sup, babe? Yeah, I kinda love you, romantically. So baby doll, we smoochin’ or what?’” ~FrozenCereal

“Baopoopo.” ~SupremeH

“Paul officially becomes the spanker now.” ~MadJedi

“:3 Piplup, ’cause Penguins. 8D” ~Rissy_Su_Chan

“Madtiger… how much beer do I need to drink to get bakin drunk?” ~petesahooligan

“AND THEN I’LL RIP THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT, AND THEN I’LL MAKE A PRETTY DRESS OUT OF THE FABRIC AND DANCE ON YOUR CORPSE WITH THE DANCING DINOSAUR TROUPE FROM RADISH ISLAND. Damn formatting and maint- Ohai everypo-body.” ~Alphapowner

“Best reason to play Raiden: ‘DWABBALEDADAHHHHHHHH!!’” ~FrozenCereal

“…It’s like 12 monkeys all over again.” ~Squidcicle

“I should stalk you.” ~FrozenCereal

“I have a fetish.” ~1life1bullet

“What’s old? o-o” ~SupremeH
“It’s when people stop getting your jokes.” ~BobThePlumber

“Paul, when in doubt, Viking Space Cows.” ~Alphapowner

“Jetpacks make almost everything better.” ~FrozenCereal

“Silly Luke, you Verb Pronoun.” ~SonicOkami

“Ohweeohhmumbuhwaiii.” ~SupremeH

“Those silly mermaids never learn.” ~Tymaxmurphy

“You know what happens when you make assumptions, GB. You make an ass of u and… mptions…” ~FrozenCereal

“Well, slap my gums, throw a pickle barrel over and call me Cletus. You done diddly be right.” ~GorillaBaby

“I just picked up some Queen. Innuendo should take care of it.” ~TehFrod

“Sexy, sexy soap.” ~Rissy_Su_Chan

“I will hurt your children.” ~SupremeH

“My children will hurt themselves just fine without your help!” ~FrozenCereal

“Wow, what a weird bunch we are.” ~Argothin

“Destroy his respiratory system!” ~Alphapowner

“The only homosexual in me is how i talk.” ~SupremeH

“Ho~Bag FTW.” ~Madtiger45

“I disregard your card game shenanigans and raise you a bishop.” ~Zek136

“Paauull, you silly little fungle doop.” ~FrozenCereal

“Boo biggle jiggle POP!” ~1life1bullet

“I don’t have a bear.” ~SupremeH

“Did you consider your problems relative to meteors?” ~petesahooligan

“I think that everyone in UU should just marry each other and live in a commune and we’d all be swingers.” ~Sachan18

“Well herp my derp and… just that, actually.” ~FrozenCereal

“If you tie buttered bread to a cat in a place with an area with gravity greater than or equal to earth’s without harnesses or wind velocity in direct proportion to said gravity, then the cat will turn into a banana instantaneously.” ~SupremeH

“What the hell am I dong…” ~craftsman465

“It’s redumbulous!” ~Petesahooligan

“Paul, YOUR HO~ING IS GETTING HO~LICIOUS.” ~FrozenCereal

“Your grandpa sounds like an odd fellow.” ~Ichishinigami

“May the road stay still, as rising would throw you off balance.” ~FrozenCereal

“CAT JUICE AND VODKA.” ~WizardlyAce

“And it’s that time of night again when half of me is insane, and the other half is in this sentence…” ~Madtiger45

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And now for something completely different.
This random section of this profile is dedicated to:
You.
We now return to your originally scheduled program.

Hi. I’m a novelist, singer, actor, contortionist, poet, animal rights activist, grammarian, shark wrestler, and other stuff. You can recognize me by my various catchphrases, all of which are copyrighted:
“FETUS.”
“Like a walrus!”
“The Paulverizer, the one and only.”
“IGNORE ME!”
“You just got Bedazzled.”
“You miserable SLUT!”
“…and it turns out it was Phyllis Diller.”
“I want ALL of your fuzzy bonbons. And I shall have them, for I am made of salty diamonds!”
“I will eat your face and slap you with a mongoose.”
“I will eat your children.”
“I am a pretty princess!”
“I don’t judge. I leave judging to the judges. I’m just the executioner.”

Maybe more later.