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Hi. I'm Drulvedalo. No I'm not. Hobbies: Tennis. Tv. Food. World domination. Oh yeah, and Kongregate too. Things I like: Pizza. Games. Fun. Cookies. Bacon (?). Things I don't like: Bugs. And hairy things. That move. And used to be food. Random Quotes: I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. You know who is a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero. Also, Bono. (Dwight, The Office) Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. (Jim, The Office) Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things. (Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt) If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn't the forces of natural selection that designed fish, It must have been an Italian. (Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See) When Napoleon died in exile, the doctors cut off his dick. They put his dick in an ornate box and gave it to his priest. Don't ask me why. Over the years, Napoleon's dick was sold and sold again to the highest bidder. To this day, at least three people claim to own Napoleon's dick. But you see, it's not important who owns the real dick. The big question is, well, who the **** do those other two dicks belong to? (Augustus Hill, Oz) Matt: Indiana? Illinois? Missouri? Are rebel forces gathering? Danny: No. Matt: Then why are we praying for peace in the Midwest? (Matt Albie and Danny Tripp, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip) Im Not jewish im Normal (hopslop) I've always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work. half-heartedly. (Jim, The Office) You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel? (Dean Winchester, Supernatural) The random facts of life: You should eat bacon. It's good for you. Banana is a funny word. Cookies are awesome. And so is cake. My avatar celebrates all of Kongregate's holidays (well, all current holidays that I can think of)- Jindo avatars week, Greg month, Rainbow week and upside-down week.
- Member Since: Jun. 21, 2007
- Last Login: Nov. 17, 2009
- Current Points: 18313
- Comments: 42
- Location: Israel
- Age: 42
- Sex: Male
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- Scaling the Ivory Tower Badge (medium - 15 points)
- Reach the 25th floor, then successfully exit the tower in Tower of Greed
- Acquired Nov. 20, 2009
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