PhoenixUltima's Comments

Game Comments
Play Zombie on wheels: The arrival Zombie on wheels: The arrival Jan. 06, 2014
I keep losing the final level because I can't stop accidentally clicking the goddamn gameark.com logo. 1/1 out of sheer principle.
Play Human evolution Human evolution Nov. 24, 2012
I never asked for this.
Play Through the Pacific Through the Pacific Nov. 24, 2012
The achievement requiring you to eat 5 urchin fish (I assume those are the pufferfish-looking things?) and 5 flying fish is bugged. I know I've eaten way more than that and I still don't have it. So either it's bugged or you have to get 5 of both in one run, which is damn near impossible even with full upgrades.
Developer response from TinySkyranger

You're right, that was a bug. Thank you, it's fixed now.

Play Thirteen Gates Thirteen Gates Jun. 19, 2012
Yeah, this isn't 1st person 2d, it's 1st person 3d with messed-up textures. I'm sure it's a bold artistic statement, but it's a crap game. Sorry bro.
Play Reactance 2 Reactance 2 Jun. 15, 2012
Wow, boss 5 is impossible. I was liking this game until the truly hardcore shit. I keep seeing comments from you that you personally found it fairly easy? Guess why that is? YOU FREAKING DESIGNED IT! Of course you know exactly how to dodge the bosses' patterns - you wrote them in the first place! Anything you wrote that's a good challenge for you is going to be murderously impossible for everyone who didn't design the game. If you can take that to heart then the next game you make might be truly great. Right now? 1/5.
Play Reactance 2 Reactance 2 Jun. 15, 2012
Yeah, level 24 is ridiculous. 1 of those big mini-bosses would be bad enough, but 4? and 2 at once? Yeah, no. Kill that shit.
Play Proke Proke Feb. 06, 2012
The game doesn't recognize "weaponize" as a word.
Play Gold Thirsty Gold Thirsty May. 15, 2011
This game is a shameless plagiarism of "Value": http://www.kongregate.com/games/MaximSchoemaker/value Flagged.
Play Drillboid Drillboid Feb. 15, 2011
Ok, I figured out what's up with the game not letting you back on the ship. If you press S to fire your gun while you have the orb, you'll THROW THE ORB INSTEAD. This really should be made more clear.
Play The irRegularGame of Life The irRegularGame of Life Jan. 22, 2011
I don't really know what to call this: eNrF1DEOACAIA8Av0f9/TgeNC6EdbIprvYQEALQqsYCv4M5JmMETxJPjmscD1W6OaS4PRHu5WfN5/asmN36I9yF6oTkQvdAeiV7oDiXOrg7WAsX4L4g=
Play Star Wanderer (Stjernevandrer) Star Wanderer (Stjernevandrer) Dec. 25, 2010
Once the game ends it doesn't return your mouse cursor. Pretty decent little game aside from that.
Play Runner Runner Dec. 09, 2010
This isn't that bad, but how many "run to the right and navigate obstacles" games do we really need?
Play Space Oddity 2 Space Oddity 2 Aug. 16, 2010
The metal pipe you need at one point is way way waaaaaaaay too small, even after watching the walkthrough I had trouble actually picking it up! Pixel hunting is arguably the worst kind of challenge in a point-n-click (the other contender is crazy moon logic puzzles). 2/5
Play Solipskier Solipskier Aug. 14, 2010
I wish there were an option to keep the music playing even after losing your headphones.