Phyllotaxy's profile

I am Dr. Phyll, Necrophyllic Phyllosopher from the Phylloverse. Also known as Bubbles the Bodacious Fireman. (thanks to Magi for my highly glorious stripper name)
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I am also Phyllotaxy, Lord Commander of the High Horses. I ride the highest of all high horses, The Sovereign KingMonarchMikado Baron-Caeser Czar’Sultan, and with him tread on my inferiors and spit on peasants.
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yyyyyyo1: The great thing about being able to speak english as a first language is that it’s easier to act like you’re awful at english.
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violenceisanart: can’t we just say anti-heterosexuals? gay’s just so demeaning…
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lulziwinz: HACKZORS
lulziwinz: Found me a hacker
Stylish777: you prbably havent
Phyllotaxy: You probably didn’t. But humour me.
Stylish777: but what happened
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Phyllotaxy: If I recall correctly though, [strip Elements] didn’t function properly because neither of us knew when to remove clothes.
noah1212: when you loose a match
noah1212: ive done it before lol
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netjakky: You muted me because you are too retarded to see through my trolling to the real person beneath.. my persona I use on here is a shield designed to weed out idiots from normal people by making them mute me.
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violenceisanart: I admire the amount of ignorance and hollow sophistication exhibited here.
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fitbutyouknowit: i got 3x abyss crawler from a neptune game once
fitbutyouknowit: the chances are like, winning the lottery
KaylaIsSexy: Your mums like winning the lottery ;)
fitbutyouknowit: your mum is like winning a community centre raffle :(
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Magistry: If I print this I’ll be able to save the earth from the meteor that will be here in a minute! Cyan: Nope. /trollface
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PaganWolfUK: Hunger is natures way of telling you to EAT SOMETHING.
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Phyllotaxy: I find men who can cook attractive.
Shadow_Craver: Phyllo
Shadow_Craver: So, what your saying is.
Shadow_Craver: If I bake you a cake.
Shadow_Craver: You will sleep with me?
Phyllotaxy: I’d screw you.
Shadow_Craver: Brb guys baking cake :3
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MagicRayne: keep the fatties awayyyy! (reply)
(after playing Gravity Shield in Elements)
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Noctu: It is a let down. I like instant gratification.
Noctu: I was full of pride and gloating.
Noctu: Now I am empty, and lost. Like a cupcake wrapper with nothing but crumbs to remember the glory it once held.
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sevendinosaurs7: phyll..
Phyllotaxy: Seven…
sevendinosaurs7: ur really weird
sevendinosaurs7: jusayin
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Danyo: It’s like some sort of love triangle. Only it’s more of a line segment with me trying my hardest to hump Phyllo.
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LoveBeforeRegret: i hate it when people mute me when they suck …
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Danyo: You heartless, sexy, heartless wench.
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aurouralamia: You’re so phyllarious
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LilithandLuna: Sex with crazy chicks is always fun.
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timmilemons: PSA: Snorting pepper kills
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The following happened at like, pretty much the exact same time:
To Magistry: N’aww. :D
Xantathane: awwww :P (reply)
Magistry: Y’aww. :D (reply)
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Phyllotaxic: JUST HIS PRESENCE MAKES ME HORNY
ColonelFisticus: JUST IMAGINING HIM IN MY PRESENCE MAKES ME HORNY
Danyo: Just imagining Colonel imagining him makes me horny by proxy.
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Phyllotaxic: Excellent.
AmzaNasir: Awsome.
Phyllotaxic: Brilliant.
AmzaNasir: Extraordinary.
Phyllotaxic: Splendid!
AmzaNasir: Delightful.
Phyllotaxic: Glorious.
kturn101: phyll
AmzaNasir: Spectacular.
Phyllotaxic: Sexy.
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Danyo: I have so many X chromosomes, they’re practically pouring out my uterus.
(on why she is the most wonderful woman in the world)
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Murder_Machine: At times. Those two dipshits are Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Derp
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kturn101: give a man a fish and he will eat for a night give him dynamite and he will eat for the rest of his life
Epilexicon: Give him dynamite and he’ll end up on Youtube after winning a darwinism award.
MemeHunter22: Give a man a match, He’ll be warm for a couple of minutes. Set a man on fire. He’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Epilexicon: The internet. Where we turn basic idioms into sadistic remarks pertaining the hopefully amusing deaths of those lacking in the mentally capable deparment.
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PaganWolfUK: I’m a bloody nun ok?
Nexgen: WAIT
Nexgen: YOU ARE?
PaganWolfUK: Yes you can call me sister mary whogivesshit
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Phyllotaxy: Well, I’ve achieved glory. Someone fetch me beer and wenches.
CantKillTheMetal: I’ll get the beer, you can be the wench.
Phyllotaxy: Deal.
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saskuea: get your ass off the computer and see a psychiatrist
Phyllotaxy: How do you feel?
Phyllotaxy: **** psychiatrists, see a phyllosopher. :D
saskuea: wow phyll
saskuea: thats a person who studied stars
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kdrive1: Handcuffs you to each bedpost tightly, blindfolds you and gags you Nod your head if these clothes mean any value to you.
(best PM fail ever)