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Insanity; the repetition of the same action expecting differing results.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. least thats what my mom tells me.
we shall defeat our enemies through a complicated series of moronic moves that will confuse our enemies until they surrender. . . .
Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.
Age old question; is there life after death? make me mad and find out.
“I’m collecting my thoughts. I hope one day to have them all.”
“Of all the things I’v lost, I miss my mind the most.”
you’re not supposed to feel like you’re logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that’s what hello kitty online is for.
No I didn’t follow you home. Which side street did you take anyways? you totally lost me.
Hot chicks are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”
For safety reasons, close lid before opening.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.