Pieman560

There once was a boy named Ryan. He loved pie. On one of his hourly pie shopping runs, he found a glowing smelly pie on the side of the street. He decided to eat it on the spot because he could not resist a pie, no matter what condition it was in. That day he had also eaten every kind of pie known to man and the pie he ate was radioactive so he mutated to cotrol pie and now saves the world from the evil Cake King and all the other evil pastries.