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A man once found a bird that was trapped in a snare in his garden. The man grabbed the bird, not allowing him to fly away. The bird explained to the man;
“Oh, sir, know I am too ugly to be looked upon, too skinny to be eaten, and too weak to be use as a courier. However, if you release me, I will give you three rules that will change your life!”
The man thought this over, and decided it was worth it. “Alright, bird. Tell me these rules, and I promise to let you go.”
The bird was happy, and began:
“Never grieve the past. What has happened, has happened.”
The man released the bird, contemplating as to what these rules could me. He was interrupted by rude laughing. The man looked up, and saw the bird sitting high up in a tree, laughing at him.
“Why do you laugh, bird?”
“Stupid human, you have set me free, despite the fact I have a diamond the size of an ostrich egg inside of me! You could have been rich!”
In anger, the man attempted to climb the tree, but fell about halfway up, breaking both his legs on the fall. The bird continued to laugh.
“You have forgotten the three rules I taught you not minutes ago! Never grieve the past, and yet you regret releasing me! Never believe the impossible; you actually thought I had a diamond three times my size within me! And never wish for the unobtainable, and yet you attempted to climb a precarious height just to reach me! I hope your lesson has been learned, and you will not fall for such trickery again!”
And with that, the bird flew off.