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Latest Activity: Played Warfare 1944 (Jun 7, 2015 10:23pm)

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“For the grace of God that brings salvation has appeared to all men. It teaches us to say ‘No’ to ungodliness and worldly passions, and to live self-controlled, upright and godly lives in this present age, while we wait for the blessed hope…”
-Titus 2:11-14

Hey! Guess What?

It is illegal to have an account if you are under 13. Seriously. COPPA (Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act) applies to Kongregate.

Why I’m Here

Like a lot of players, I joined Kongregate for Warlords: Call to Arms. I liked the setup, so I stayed. Some of you may know me from Dawn of Nations, others from the chatroom Cafe Kong or AAA. If you know me now, it is from Backyard Monsters.

How To Get Yourself Muted

1.) Spam
2.) Whine
3.) Being abusive to other users
4.) Being underage
6.) nt useing gramar or spelin

How to Find or Contact Me

You can usually find me in Backyard Monsters chat, either Rooms 1, 2, 3, or 5. I enjoy lounging in the forums as well. If you do not take a few extra seconds to make your statements legible, I will not talk to you, and you will be muted. Simply PM’ing me or using a “/w Ploof99” chat command works just as well.

Other Gaming Info About Me

I spend some time on Xbox 360 as well as Kongregate. I enjoy playing Minecraft, GTA IV, and Battlefield 3. I also enjoy any good strategy games, and have quite a few. If you’d like to play with me sometime, I add people from Kong. Have a chat with me first, because if I don’t know you, I won’t add you.

Some Amusing Quotes

“i’l make the ****ing impenetrable mona lisa”
“actually, fuck it, this train wreck stops for nobody”
“and by thinking of claiming it I mean schoulayer’s going to wreck everybody in the area”
“filnx couldnt piss me off if he was peeing on me”
“ploof is cool , always has been”
“if(chaosblasterx.idiotTotal > 10){alert(‘lulz’);}”
“we prefer ‘flamboyantly homosexual’”
“Exactly, and I also learned don’t give Ploof chatzy password…….”
“You have his PC macrod to turn his anus into an inside out vagina? Jesus.”
“Yes, heaven forbid someone actually supports a game so that moochers can play for free. Crucify him!”
“So, you know who Snooki is, but not Darwin….. I am losing faith in education…”
“Hehe dvdwen , i dont think its a big secret , its just that im awesome =P "
“Half the time, my computer is like, ‘WTF, a click?!’”
“he’s like a brother from another country… except he drinks too much and is often incendiary in his comments … also, he probably smells pretty bad because he’s a limey”
“the ploof is in the pudding”
“Hey! I just met you. & this is crazy! But I’m high on bath salts, & your face looks tasty.”
“I’m gonna head out now, but I want to leave you guys with a piece of wisdom. ’It’s better to give than receive. The best example of this is anal sex.’”

Facebook Quotes
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.”

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