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“dude, just becasue ur wrong and have no means to argue, thats no reason to go into “retard” mode and repeat shit like a parrot"

Epic Conversations in BackyardMonsters Room#1
Tigax: i can haz cookies

kingdweeb4: “mine is long” "mine is long but not as long.

kingdweeb4: “… So many jokes.”

Tigax: i figured out how to make my dick 8 inches long

Tigax: fold it over

Tigax: =)

kingdweeb4: I cant even make mine 4 inches… lucky basterd

beefhoss: eye-ras do splash damage to monsters, not just structures… right?

kingdweeb4: I think

kingdweeb4: but they cant loot

Tigax: they take everything with them when they orgasm

beefhoss: lol

kingdweeb4: not cool… wait, whats an orgasm?

rnd2: lol

kingdweeb4: why lol?

Ploof99: I’m finally out of the 30s :/

Tigax: you’ve never heard of an organism?

rnd2: dont google

kingdweeb4: I know what an organism is…. not an orgasm though

Tigax: goes to google

beefhoss: that’d be a classic messed up thing to say to a girl on a 1st date: when I ****** , I take everything nearby out… just warning ya

Tigax: usually it’s the other way around

rnd2: BAM!

Tigax: i take everything out until i finally orgasm

BHMTH: Can someone help my base?

kingdweeb4: sure….

kingdweeb4: cant get to the housing.

kingdweeb4: should I google the meaning of orgasm?

BHMTH: King are you really 17

BHMTH: ??

kingdweeb4: no, its a lie so I can be on here. im really 12.

sbjd: I’ve had orgasms that have lasted longer then you’ve been alive kingdweeb…

sbjd: Look up orgasm with google safe search off.

Tigax: i hate how so many pron vids are of girls peeing, and they call it an orgasm

Ploof99: LMAO

sbjd: go to images.

Knives_Assassin: wow…how dumb can a person be to cata a tower that is being upgraded and won’t attack…

sbjd: Some people do that to troll knives.

Tigax: yep

kingdweeb4: whats pron?

Tigax: it’s stops the upgrade process

BHMTH: porn

BHMTH: He meant porn

Knives_Assassin: well i trooled back i rolling some daves throug htheir yard and every OP i could reach

Tigax: pRon

kingdweeb4: ……whats that?

Knives_Assassin: trolled*

Tigax: it’s like a trollry

Tigax: trolley*

kingdweeb4: what is porn?

Tigax: ask your sister

XbubblesX: google it kingdweed

kingdweeb4: …I dun wanna

Tigax: and if she dunno, tell her to ask me

kingdweeb4: you guys are a more reliable source

Tigax: it’s like wikipedia up in here

  • Member Since: Feb. 10, 2011
  • Last Login: May. 29, 2012
  • Current Points: 1146
  • Comments: 23
  • Forum posts: 10
  • Location: Upyourassville
  • Age: 31
  • Sex: Male
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