Bacon INSIDE a pancake? That might be THE most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I love pancakes, and I love bacon, but those are two things that should never mix.
I recently beat Cactus McCoy 2 100%, so I was thinking, "Did I finish the original game?" Sure enough, I went on this game, and much to my surprise, I'm only at 67%. Better get to work!
Vicky: "Did you know that everyone in America has been shot at least once?" I laughed at that one. It's not true of course...maybe just an average, lol, just kidding.
What would make this game really cool is if you guys add an online co-op mode that allows us to race our character against other Kongregate users. + if you agree that'd be a cool feature.
Daddy's got a secret whore room?!? It isn't just a myth. He always brought it up at the dinner table, and mom doesn't really care. Now I'll rape them and eat their hearts.
Yes, I agree with Google, there should be a stiff arm and juke buttons, but I have one more complaint. I like the fact that the game keeps track of the players individual stats for the game you're playing. But can you please make a feature so that the players individual stats are tracked over the full season, like a league leaders board? Thanks, that'd be a great feature.