Pory's Comments

Game Comments
Play Burrito Bison Burrito Bison Dec. 17, 2011
Civilian: Sir, this man keeps launching himself out of the wrestling ring and committing mass genocide, he's escaped from the ring 125 times as well! What do we do!?! Officer: Just throw him back in the ring, it'll be fine.
Play Gibbets 3 Gibbets 3 Dec. 17, 2011
This game is a magnet for 10 year olds who think they're funny because they copy a meme that was never funny and spam it in the comments.
Play LOLcaptions LOLcaptions Oct. 08, 2011
After playing this for about 5 seconds, I lost all faith in humanity.
Play Crush The Castle 2 PP Crush The Castle 2 PP Aug. 06, 2011
You could say that some of these levels are rather *puts on sunglasses* ...Dim. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Play Platform Racing 2 Platform Racing 2 Jun. 20, 2011
Still better than Platform Racing 3.
Play Sugar, sugar Sugar, sugar Mar. 19, 2011
I listened to elevator music while I played this.
Play Amorphous+ Amorphous+ Mar. 18, 2011
1. Meltie walks up 2. Better avoid it... 3. Gloople comes by 4. Gloople bumps into Meltie and Meltie goo sprays all over me 5. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Play Sushi Cat 2 Sushi Cat 2 Mar. 07, 2011
@Kuhnie: I like how that same comment has been copypasta'd in every Sushi Cat series comment section.
Play Roller Derby 20XX Roller Derby 20XX Feb. 19, 2011
This is actually a pretty decent game, I just wish there was some warning that they're about to drop an enemy.
Play UMAG UMAG Feb. 18, 2011
I love that the top rated commenters think that we're deserving of all of the features because we did all of the "hard work." I wish I could get paid for playing a fun game before it's release too.
Play de Blob 2 Revolution de Blob 2 Revolution Feb. 18, 2011
Kongregate convinced me not to buy: Prince of Persia and De Blob. I'll probably be adding to this list later.
Play TDP4 Team Battle TDP4 Team Battle Feb. 02, 2011
Awful spawns, the largest hacking community (although not really your fault), overpowered guns, linear gameplay, and overall crappy performance.
Play Platform Racing 2 Platform Racing 2 Jan. 05, 2011
PR3 is terrible. People only like it because it's new. :/
Play Effing Meteors Effing Meteors Jan. 01, 2011
1. 457 mi meteor 2. Sister walks in and scares me 3. Accidentally let go of mouse 4. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Play Effing Meteors Effing Meteors Jan. 01, 2011
Why do you need a radioactive meteor to hit a planet made of Axe? There's already enough on there.
Play Love Love Dec. 25, 2010
Game: "Don't be afraid to take risks to gain happiness" Me: "Okay, I'll go a bit close- *dies*".
Play Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball Dec. 23, 2010
@bloogsh: Stereotype? Explain.
Play Anti-Idle: The Game Anti-Idle: The Game Dec. 23, 2010
Failure... I didn't realize that traveling in the arena used coins. >.<
Play Crush The Castle 2 Crush The Castle 2 Dec. 05, 2010
THE SECOND LEVEL IS T2WO HARRRDDD!!!111!!! 1/5, 1/5, 1/5, 1/5!!!!1111!ONE
Play Crush The Castle 2 Crush The Castle 2 Dec. 03, 2010
1. Throw parachute bomb 2. Parachute bomb floats over perfect location 3. Lag 4. Bomb travels at the speed of light and gets destroyed 5. Rage