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MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Aug. 08, 2015

Rating: 0

Not to ruin the tragic sacrifice, but I totally beat the first Dracelon in less time than the 8 minutes I had left on the timer when I encountered the second one :P

Endless War 5

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Mar. 20, 2015

Rating: 8

"Sir, we can't turn." "Why?" "We've hit the edge of the battlefield, sir." "Is there a wall or something?" "Naw, just the edge, man. You can't cross the edge."

Linx

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Mar. 19, 2015

Rating: -2

Awfully dramatic music for a puzzle game :P

Pocket Creature PVP

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Mar. 17, 2015

Rating: 0

....man, juliet's AI sucks

Reactance 2

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Mar. 16, 2015

Rating: 1

Why don't they just put whatever armor they have on those indestructible tracking missiles on their ships?

Sentry Knight 2

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Feb. 27, 2015

Rating: -1

Lo! Behold! I am a mighty fireball! I am... frozen? And on fire in a way that I'm taking damage from, despite being literally made of the stuff? Because that makes total sense!

Orbular

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Feb. 26, 2015

Rating: 6

Extra ball may as well read "lose a life" it'd be quicker and less painful.

Warlords: Heroes

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Feb. 17, 2015

Rating: 4

"I'm a mage. Long range attacks are my main thing. That's why I'm arbitrarily going to walk towards the enemy and away from our destination."

Synapsis 2

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Feb. 15, 2015

Rating: -2

wut

The Ocean Around Me - Week Two

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Feb. 15, 2015

Rating: 4

Also, he seems remarkably nonchalant about the fact that he's stuck on an island with a coconut tree infested with spiders bigger than his head.

The Ocean Around Me - Week Two

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Feb. 15, 2015

Rating: 2

Man, this dude east a lot.

Decision:Medieval

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Feb. 12, 2015

Rating: 0

Don't worry, I'll protect you from the Zombies and marauding Orcs! (Just as soon as I finish breaking into your store houses and stealing your stuff).

400 Years

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Feb. 09, 2015

Rating: 0

Move speed in this game is way too slow, especially given the number of times you have to backtrack. I get that it's supposed to be some sort of artsy statement, it's just not fun.

Space Flash Arena

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Feb. 09, 2015

Rating: 3

fun little game.

The Enchanted Cave 2

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Jan. 23, 2015

Rating: 2612

MP regeneration is your friend. Get enough of it and you basically have infinite life.

The Enchanted Cave 2

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Jan. 23, 2015

Rating: 1

Quality work boots are an artifact? Must be some boots!

Papa's Pancakeria

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Jan. 22, 2015

Rating: 10

I hesitate to guess at the calorie count on Big Pauly's... creation.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

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Dec. 20, 2014

Rating: 2

What does every good adventurer do when there's a flying saucer attacking town? Go fight a Zombie Dragon and a prehistoric gladiatorial arena!

NoNoSparks: The Ark

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Nov. 27, 2014

Rating: -6

Controls suck.

Rogue Soul 2

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Oct. 17, 2014

Rating: 3

Just got the Imp. Super fun game. Getting 50K in survival was super hard, but practice makes purpose. Although I wanted to kill the swinging block on the stack of narrow ledges in Zone 8 on multiple occasions.