Psychopathetic

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Hola! Name's Zoe! Welcome to my garden of happiness
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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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There is nothing more powerful than a child's wish. Except for an Apache helicopter. It has both machine guns and missiles.
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These aren't condoms in my wallet, these are ramen noodle flavour sachets, biatch.
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I leave myself behind in pieces, I know you'll need them when I'm gone.
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Quoth the Raven: Caw Caw Caw.
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This is a chemical burn. It will hurt more than you ever been burned. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Stay with it. This is your pain. It's right here. What you're feeling is premature enlightenment. It’s only after we’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.
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If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, then get a better mirror.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltun92DfnPY
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"It's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings"
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If you are reading this sentence, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS! You are now forced to put this in your profile. Spread HCA to all of Kongregate!
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So hai. No, I was not brought up by wolves, goddamit. I'm Irish/Australian/Jewish/Heck, living in Australia, and according to my besterest friend, I'm a Time-travelling Spaaaaaace-core Zombie. Yes, I have an Irish accent. Yes, people think it's cute. But I don't. Well, every man to his own. I'm 20 and I like singing, reading, computer games, 'specially sandboxes.
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Kay, so a couple rules if you wanna talk to me.
1. Please use proper grammar... Pleaase~
2. no txt sp3ak
3. Don't Talk Like This
4. Don't be a dick.
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Anyone can talk to me. I don't care about age, gender, sexual preference, or gender identity.
Ehm... That's about it. I may add stuff like favourites, and things.
Thanks for reading!
Have a cookie! (::)
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If the world will not love me, I will teach it to fear me instead.
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ANORESONG :D
FlairLikeRarity, a flair for the philosophical and warm like a blanket. We would be remiss if we missed the mist that keeps us sane, all tumbled like a fountain from the fingers of the rare and wonderful, titles befitting Oz himself.
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If- Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
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If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
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If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can horse your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
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If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
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I've been going through a really rough patch recently. Thank you so much to everyone who's helped me.
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There's no path to peace, peace is the path.
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I usually hang in IKRC or The Garden.
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Communist until you get rich.
Feminist until you get married.
Atheist until the plane starts to fall.
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On the first page of our story, the future seemed so bright. Then this thing turned out so evil, I don't know why I'm still surprised. Even angels have their wicked schemes, but you take them to new extremes. But you'll always be my hero, even though you've lost your mind.
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Destroyer of worlds, impregnater of wenches. Creator of rifts, thief of time. Crusher of souls, exuder of masculinity. Emperor of the Lone isles, Core of Spaaaaaace. Eater of small children. Master of gravity. Liker of fluffy things. Kicker of puppies.~ My epithet
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http://spicyobsession.tumblr.com/post/20448184653/billierain-women-are-women-regardless-of-sex
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Best line from any youtube vid ever - "Hey! You're not crossdressers! You're just dressed up like crossdressers!" From 'The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction'
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A Welsh man goes into an optometrist, and says. "Can you please check my eyesight, I think I'm going blind" The doctor puts up a chart that says: 'CMNKLTMYSWMNB' and says "Can you read that?" The Welsh man replies "Read it? I've been there!"
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To a_passing_maniac: God, drinks have such stupid names
a_passing_maniac: maybe because whoever names them is smashed all the tiem (reply)
a_passing_maniac: it's just one guy in a room, drinking new drinks and then saying something slurrily after each one. his assistant interprets these mumbles as drink names (reply)
a_passing_maniac: they have spare livers shipped in every fortnight (reply)
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Pickledkitty: They're literally, all, horny 12 year olds.
KingSnail: Horny 12 year olds? Today's my lucky day~
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To Phyllotaxy: Shrodinger created his paradox as an excuse to kill cats
Phyllotaxy: Actually mildly aroused now XD (reply)
Phyllotaxy: I still feel I'd be more excited by GLaDOS reading Moby Dick :\ (reply)
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FlairLikeRarity: ADHD. ._.
FlairLikeRarity: >can'tfindpills
FlairLikeRarity: Needs pills to concentrate enough to find pills
FlairLikeRarity: Catch-22
rebelfire: They need to make the ADHD pills shiny.
rebelfire: problem solved.
notthatJack: i'm... laughing /near/ you, flaherty.
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muthuad: In case of Earthquake staple yourself to ceiling
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beelzebumon: sometiems i was born on mars or uranus
TDSSoulReaver: .....
TDSSoulReaver: Josh.
TDSSoulReaver: I worry about you.
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FlairLikeRarity: The plural of possum is posse.
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Phyllotaxy: On "Fun With Dick and Jane", I propose "Fun With Dick and Dick" is my new favourite past time.
Phyllotaxy: I MEAN MOVIE
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To Phyllotaxy: I just saved a bunch of money on my insurance edict by threatening my agent with a golf club.
Phyllotaxy: Heh :P (reply)
Phyllotaxy: Inquire as to whether it would be deemed personal negligence if you 'accidentally' burned their office down >:3 (reply)
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FlairLikeRarity: Dammit, mixed up my tenses again.
FlairLikeRarity: ;c
Phyllotaxy: *waves hand dismissively* Tenses were for is pointless.
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FlairLikeRarity: I'm here to kick ass and take ritalin
FlairLikeRarity: and I'm all out of ritali-Ooh Shiny
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Seigeengine: Hahaha
Seigeengine: fagosaurs don't exist.
Seigeengine: That's all a myth to try and get you to believe in evilution
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Cantankerous_: I like boobs. :3
FlairLikeRarity: I like your train of thought, Tanky
Cantankerous_: I like my train of thought too.
Cantankerous_: It never leaves the topic of my own breasts.
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To Wuffyful: I
To Wuffyful: I
To Wuffyful: I'm trying to stop her
To Wuffyful: also, my apostrophe key is too close to my enter key
Wuffyful: I. I. I. You sound like tourettes. :O (reply)
To Wuffyful: this is going on my profile x3
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Wuffyful: I got quoted on Kong, I feel like Charlie Sheen saying something smart. (reply)
Wuffyful: I should get drunk, snort coke, and go cheat on my wife. :D (reply)
To Wuffyful: cheat on her with me please
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Elphret101: Quest-que-sup Drake?
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sevendinosaurs7: my vajajay is painin
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Synxrock: so, hows life, kiddos?
HappyAlcoholic: Moist.
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ownthezombies: NOW SHE SAYS I HAVE TO GO PICK UP A BED FOR HER
ownthezombies: mom i'm reading ero manga go to hell ffs
KingSnail: otz
KingSnail: otz
KingSnail: what you must do, is
KingSnail: rape her
KingSnail: send her back in time before you were born
KingSnail: and then you will have hot sisters
ownthezombies: k
ownthezombies: afk
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collusion: dick got your tongue?
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Phyllotaxy: I'm a high priest? Hell yeah, time to rape children!
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thenwo5: holy shit its pourinlike a mother****er
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Physsion: woke up this morning and BOOM ded
phenomforever: its liek mornings with me
phenomforever: wake up then BAM dragons everywhere
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Phyllotaxy: Actually Flair, yours is probably the biggest one present.
Phyllotaxy: But you're compensating :P
FlairLikeRarity: for what?
DrakeVonDragon: For nopt being on the moon, duh.
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Phyllotaxy: Do you think Flair is making a profile so big she can use it to climb to the Moon?
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xSilverLugia: your penis does not interest me
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H2Oreo: For a good time call 911 ;)
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brangle: Have you been caught with your dick in a finger trap with another person's dick, Flair?
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shyataroo: Crinkle is like velma from scooby doo except with plasma torches for arms.
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DrakeVonDragon: I am become sex, destroyer of hymens.
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phenomforever: man when the world ends i'm going to choke a bitch.
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SymbolicPhoto: lads can you do me a favour?
Vallintino: I'm not gay
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TheAbnegation: crinkle is stealthy that way, like catwoman, with fewer whips. I think.
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DragonVoid101: ive had 3 years of expererience of to avoid being persued by the webistes secret service
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JustRosa: ****
JustRosa: He is back
JustRosa: That means thst Olaf has failed to kill Drake.
DrakeVonDragon: Tell me about this Olaf, Rosa.
JustRosa: He is a polish assasin.
DrakeVonDragon: I think I might’ve had a beer with him.
DrakeVonDragon: Olaf doesn’t sound very Polish.
JustRosa: GOD****INGDAMMIT
DrakeVonDragon: It sounds Scandinavian to me.
JustRosa: I’m going to kill him first and then i will kill you.
shyataroo: with her vagina.
shyataroo: because it has teeth
shyataroo: that have venom
JustRosa: Shy stfu. xD
FlairLikeRarity: vagina dentata
FlairLikeRarity: what a wonderful phrase
FlairLikeRarity: it means no penis
FlairLikeRarity: for the rest of your days
FlairLikeRarity: its our phallus free
FlairLikeRarity: philosophy
FlairLikeRarity: vagina dentata
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762X55MMNATO: Why must you punish drake?
KayNer: its a fetish
FlairLikeRarity: what isn't a fetish?
762X55MMNATO: um
762X55MMNATO: stock reports?
FlairLikeRarity: stock reports get me so hot
FlairLikeRarity: ohbby, i'll make your dow jones rise 2 points
FlairLikeRarity: mmm, show me your agricultural sector babe
shyataroo: oh god, them earning reports girl
shyataroo: I'll show you a bull market
KayNer: lets review this financial report all night long
FlairLikeRarity: i'd rather see you bear ;)
shyataroo: I'll show you my higher than expected earnings
KayNer: i see some deficit in your books, thats bad. you have to be punished
shyataroo: I'll show you how I FTC as in **** that ****
KayNer: lets talk about taxes
KayNer: ok, that might be a mood killer
DrakeVonDragon: Can't we cuddle first?
KayNer: only if your financially responsible
KayNer: shy, do you have an inflation right now, really?
FlairLikeRarity: fiscal responsibilities ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shyataroo: I'll Reserve your FED
FlairLikeRarity: looks like theres a lot of red tape ;)
FlairLikeRarity: we might get a bit tied up
shyataroo: let me take a look at your books
FlairLikeRarity: i've found some discrepancies in your records... I'm going to need to check them out ಠ‿ಠ
shyataroo: I will collateralize your debt obligation
FlairLikeRarity: sign on my dotted line ;)
KayNer: this will hurt your rating, but its the propper thing to do
FlairLikeRarity: let me make a deposit into your account
shyataroo: Let me show you my derivatives market
KayNer: let me call my boss on that, he needs to be in on it
FlairLikeRarity: you make me fluctuate
shyataroo: I'll push you into the black
shyataroo: I'll push you into the black
KayNer: too bad, we are in a red zone
FlairLikeRarity: I'm a hands-on investor
shyataroo: let me funnel your debt into my mutual fund.
DrakeVonDragon: This is officially the least adequate I've felt all year.
DrakeVonDragon: Thanks, guys.
DrakeVonDragon: And gals.
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JustRosa: Nothing feels as good as taking a shit in your own house
shyataroo: unless its taking a shit on someone elses cat