Purechillos's profile

About me

I live in a land of blocks that is about 10x bigger than Earth, my three pet wolves accompany me on spelunking adventure for diamonds and gold. Occasionally I feel the need to die in fire so I use my Nether teleportation device to travel to the evil creations of a man named Vech’s. Oh and I get blown up by sulfurous penis’s. A lot. But to sum things up, I love my blocky life.

I’m also 14, nearly 15. Stay chill.

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UndeadNuke Hes the only true Nuke.

UndeadNuke3: if i had phone sex
UndeadNuke3: am i still allowed to use virgin moblie
Purechillos: I would get my weiner stuck in the phone cords
UndeadNuke3: moble
UndeadNuke3: pure, me 2
Purechillos: Mobil*
Purechillos: ;)
chrys98: mobile*
Purechillos: Man
Purechillos: That was like..
Purechillos: Epicly failed

Member Since: Feb. 13, 2010
Last Login: May. 30, 2012
Current Points: 2505
Comments: 140
Forum posts: 18
Location: The deep dark crevices of space, and time.

Sex: Male

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Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Trilogy of Destruction Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete all 3 episodes on at least the medium difficulty setting in Frantic 2

Acquired May. 29, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Finish What You Star Badge (medium - 15 points)

Collect all 34 stars in Help! It's the Unfinished Shadow Game

Acquired May. 29, 2012

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Shell Shocked Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete "original" mode in Epic Combo!

Acquired May. 28, 2012

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Decorated Pirate Badge (medium - 15 points)

Earn any 15 in-game medals in Frantic Frigates

Acquired May. 28, 2012

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Precision Engineering Badge (medium - 15 points)

Get a perfect jump streak of 5 in Epic Coaster

Acquired May. 28, 2012

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Smile! Badge (easy - 5 points)

Have your picture taken 10 times total in Epic Coaster

Acquired May. 28, 2012

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Nerves of Steel Badge (hard - 30 points)

Build a neuron that is at least 75,000 micrometers in length in Axon

Acquired May. 27, 2012

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Maxing Multiplier Badge (hard - 30 points)

Reach a combo multiplier of 50x in Flood Runner 3

Acquired May. 27, 2012

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Dragon Rider Badge (medium - 15 points)

Catch a ride on the elusive dragon in the sky in Flood Runner 3

Acquired May. 27, 2012

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Man of Steel Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill an enemy during the Superman power-up effect in Flood Runner 3

Acquired May. 27, 2012

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Draconian Dentist Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete the Tyrian quest chain to obtain the dragon teeth in Protector IV.V

Acquired May. 27, 2012

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Balloon Fighter Badge (hard - 30 points)

Defeat all 50 waves without letting a single inflated terror penetrate your defenses in Bloons Tower Defense

Acquired May. 27, 2012

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Purveyor of Proteins Badge (easy - 5 points)

Build a neuron that is at least 5,000 micrometers in length in Axon

Acquired May. 27, 2012

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"One Small Step for Man" Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete 3 missions on any difficulty setting in The Space Game: Missions

Acquired May. 26, 2012

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Special Delivery Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete your journey in Flight

Acquired May. 26, 2012

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Paper Money Badge (easy - 5 points)

Score $300 during a single throw in Flight

Acquired May. 26, 2012

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Dungeon Break Badge (easy - 5 points)

Use the escape wings in The Enchanted Cave

Acquired May. 26, 2012

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Automaton Emancipation Badge (medium - 15 points)

Liberate your planet from the robot threat in Robot Legions

Acquired May. 25, 2012

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Robocide Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 100 enemies in Robot Legions

Acquired May. 25, 2012

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House Cleaning Badge (medium - 15 points)

Drive out all 30 intruders in Haunt the House

Acquired May. 25, 2012

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Possession Aggression Badge (easy - 5 points)

Possess any 31 objects in Haunt the House

Acquired May. 25, 2012

Purechillos' Favorite Games

: Protector IV.V

: Monsters' Den Chronicles

: Protector: Reclaiming the Throne

Purechillos' game contributions

: Score: First Try in Nuclear Outrun; Good nuff.

: Slayers: The Almost Divine... in Monster Slayers; you know you like et

: Slayers: The Almost in Monster Slayers

Purechillos' items (6)

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: Amplifying Mass

: Kong Tube

: Frag Bombs

: Omega Boosters

: Knight Bestor, of the Western Flame

: Elemental Prism

Purechillos' awards

: Quahog Ticket

: Air Hogs Blue Sky Challenge

: Mortal Kombat

: Portal 2: P-Body Quest completed

: Assassin's Creed

Friends Purechillos follows

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: chrys98

: Ethen12

: Rytontheawesome

: BePromiscuous

: bella54

: AlexanderM2

: mrzkillerswagg

Purechillos' followers

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: chrys98

: death46

: SillyBand

: shopper52roblox

: symphany

: BePromiscuous

: FluffyDaUnicorn

Purechillos' shouts

UndeadNuke3

3 hours ago

Hail chaos

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Purechillos 2 hours ago

Welcome, brother.

NathanDraco

1 day ago

Dude, I left the thing on over night, and it’s at 67 Mill AND COUNTING! >:P Suck it

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Purechillos 16 hours ago

lol If I had done that… Theres no need to suck it, mine was on for 40 mins and I got 5.5 mill lol

skullbroken654

May 22, 2012 5:04pm

hi

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skullbroken654 2 days ago

hi i have mountain dew>:)

Purechillos 2 days ago

Awesome, I got orange soda ;)

skullbroken654 16 hours ago

now i have nothing :(

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