PyroDragon's profile

I am the one and only maker & dispenser of all *Über-Epic HuggleSauce® "The Hugs you can eat!"™* Feel free to use the generic stuff, though, Uber-Epic HuggleSauce (NO UMLAUTS!) ------------------------------------------ PyroDragon: :D YAY FOR PEACEFUL CONCLUSIONS! New2U2: Indeed. The world could use more. PyroDragon: *HuggleCat* New2U2: *HugglePyro.* PyroDragon: nothing says "Peaceful" like a Dragon hugging a Panther --------------------------------------- ItBePenguinYo: You're an honorary Penguin! ;D --------------------------------------- There is a new way to say "congrats" when someone posts that they've completed an achievement (challenge, badge, etc.): Kong Rats! ©2008 Pyro & Eldavo «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ I am also the "DAGRONEX over 9000!" the official Security System/Furnace for _FeedtheDucks_ , and unofficial Security System/Furnace for _Sloth_ . ItBePenguinYo is my tuxedo pocket handkerchief while I'm in PenguinDress. The following Kong users are my official hats: Danruk, 1shawn1, disturbedtophat, The_Dodo, CariCat, SuperDuck468 & LobsterMobster. LobsterMobster is my EPIC HAT (made EPIC by Everlovely) I am Everlovely's EPIC MOUNT, and DragonLance is her weapon. Please note that a DragonLance is NOT used for killing Dragons, and is different than a regular lance in a few key ways. (1) A regular lance is used on horseback, a DragonLance is used while riding a Dragon. (2) A DragonLance is about 3 to 5 times the length of a regular lance. (3) A DragonLance is made of space-age heat-dissipating metal alloys, and is coated with a film of an asbestos-Teflon mix, for fire-proofing, and to keep charred bits of people from sticking to it. Ok, Now that that's out of the way, on to the part about me. First off, you may call me any of the following: Pyro, Mr Pyro, DAGRON!; or (if you prefer) God, Lord, or Master; for my close friends, there are exceptions. PLEASE NOTE: If I do not already know you, the chances I will answer to 'PD' are not good. I am a being from Graaaafno Orrnaaarkkk (roughly translated, it means "Glorious Heat"). It's the fourth planet from our Suns, the Star-System you call "Alpha Centauri". My race, whose name cannot be translated into any of your present languages (though I've been told by some of our Elders that it was able to be translated into ancient Aramaic), resembles what you humans (more specifically Asians) call 'Dragons', and may, in fact be what you call 'Dragons', as we have been visiting this planet for some 2 million years now. We can live to be approximately 7500 earth years old (though about 5000 is the average), and grow to be over 600' long, (tip-of-nose to tip-of-tail), and 300' tall (ground to tip-of-horn) when standing on all fours, with head and neck forward. Our wingspan generally reaches it's max of 400', at age 250. I am only just beginning the adolescence stage of my species, and am 87' long & 46' tall, with a 95' wingspan. (Note: My profile pic is NOT a photograph of me, or one of my species). In case you're wondering, yes, we breathe fire. It isn't so much a flame, as it is two violently reactive chemicals our bodies produce, which we release from secondary holes near the end of our nasal cavities. The resulting chemical reaction behaves in a way similar to Ancient 'Naphtha' (aka 'Greek Fire'), or Modern-Day 'Napalm. The chemicals we use for our fire-breathe are created within our body by recycling 99% of our waste. Having eliminated the need for an anus, tens of thousands of years of evolution has removed it completely from our bodies. The remaining 1% is expelled as urine, the pH of which is over 200 times that of Sulfuric Acid.The scales covering most of our body is about five times as hard as diamonds, and the scales on our back, along the spine, are ten times as hard as diamonds, and sharp enough to split a human hair(lengthwise) in thirds. No, we are NOT invincible, however, we have evolved to be nearly impossible to kill. Since I've been asked on multiple occasions, I'll point out; Yes, there are female 'Dragons'. Our females tend to be slightly smaller than the males, and lack the horn on the nose. If you have any other questions about us, just ask.