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About me
I am the one and only maker & dispenser of *Über-Epic HuggleSauce®* The Hugs you can eat! Feel free to use the generic stuff, though, Uber-Epic HuggleSauce (NO UMLAUTS!) I am also the "DAGRONEX over 9000!" the official Security System/Furnace for Digg Mark 1. I am Everlovely's EPIC MOUNT, and DragonLance is her weapon. LobsterMobster is my EPIC HAT. Please note that a DragonLance is NOT used for killing Dragons, and is different than a regular lance in a few key ways. (1) A regular lance is used on horseback, a DragonLance is used while riding a Dragon. (2) A DragonLance is about 3 to 5 times the length of a regular lance. (3) A DragonLance is made of space-age heat-dissipating metal alloys, and is coated with a film of an asbestos-Teflon mix, for fire-proofing, and to keep charred bits of pplz from sticking to it. First off, you may call me any of the following: Pyro, Mr Pyro, DAGRON!; or (if you prefer) God, Lord, or Master; for my close friends, there are exceptions. PLEASE NOTE: I will not answer to 'PD'. I am a being from Graaaafno Orrnaaarkkk (roughly translated, it means "Glorious Heat"). It's the fourth planet from our Suns, the Star-System you call "Alpha Centauri". My race, whose name cannot be translated into any of your present languages (though I've been told by some of our Elders that it was able to be translated into ancient Aramaic), resembles what you humans (more specifically Asians) call 'Dragons', and may, in fact be what you call 'Dragons', as we have been visiting this planet for some 2 million years now. We can live to be approximately 7500 earth years old (though about 5000 is the average), and grow to be over 600' long, (tip-of-nose to tip-of-tail), and 300' tall (ground to tip-of-horn) when standing on all fours, with head and neck forward. Our wingspan generally reaches it's max of 400', at age 250. I [being just under 24 years old] am 87' long & 46' tall, with a 95' wingspan. (Note: My profile pic is NOT a photograph of me, or one of my species). In case you're wondering, yes, we breathe fire. It isn't so much a flame, as it is two violently reactive chemicals our bodies produce, which we release from secondary holes near the end of our nasal cavities. The resulting chemical reaction behaves in a way similar to 'Naptha' (aka 'Greek Fire'). The scales covering most of our body is about five times as hard as diamonds, and the scales on our back, along the spine, are ten times as hard as diamonds, and sharp enough to split a human hair(lengthwise) in thirds. No, we are NOT invincible, however, we have evolved to be nearly impossible to kill. Since I've been asked on multiple occasions, I'll point out; Yes, there are female 'Dragons'. Our females tend to be slightly smaller than the males, and lack the horn on the nose. If you have any other questions about us, just ask. Also, there is a new way to say "congrats" when someone posts that they've completed an achievement (challenge, badge, etc.) Kong Rats! ©2008 Pyro & Eldavo «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~ «:§ƒ•ƒ)~~~
- Member Since: Sep. 17, 2007
- Last Login: Nov. 21, 2009
- Current Points: 11683
- Comments: 164
- Location: I'm on Earth... but not from earth.
- Age: 25
- Sex: Male Dragon with 30' penis
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- The Black Gate Badge (easy - 5 points)
- Reach the gates of Orzammar on any difficulty setting in Dragon Age: Journeys
- Acquired Nov. 20, 2009
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