Latest Activity: Played Bloons Monkey City (Mar 3, 2017 2:51am)
Points needed for next level: 612 Level
well, what do you want to know youngster? Allow me to put my boots up on this here table and get out my glasses, eyes aren’t what they used to be… ahem I like to say I was born with a gameboy in my hand, kinda tells you my age don’t it. from when I was in elementary school till i was in college i had an old IBM 3000 computer in my room, thing had a 50 MB harddrive on it, ran off an RGB screen and cost my parents nearly $3000. Believe it or not sonny, its true. Was a crying shame when I left for college and they threw it out, ah those were the days. Anyways, I learned myself Basic on that computer, none of this visual stuff you young pups have today, it was raw data I tell you! Just you and the computer struggling for mastery over an electronic universe! We had power back then, not like now, your smarmy laptops, and your speedy gigahertz, HA! used to joke about gigahertz it was always a pain in the somethin or other… can’t quite remember it but damn sonny I tell you it was funny! anywho, I turned from the path of programming games long ago sadly, nowadays they don’t want a designer, they want some form pressed yuppy with a piece of paper saying he went to some college and sat through latin class or biology to design games! Ahh but that didn’t stop me, ya see I went the devious route, I became a game reviewer. Thats right they thought they could shut me out of the loop, well I got back at em I did! Now they all comes to me and says “oh quinton! tell us your godly gaming wisdom, that we may make a better game!” Course I have nothin to do with that, I just swat em with my joystick and tell them to be on their way.. heh shows em right it does… Now then, was there somethin you wanted?
I look at you inquisitively…