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I’m going to write a book, it will be called..
Aragorn’s life.

I walk past the neighbourhood where I grew up, and I look upon the dead trees.
The trees, once always green and full of life, now black and withered.
It was broken; the streets were cracked, the windows of each house replaced by mere planks.

I went to play some basketball with an uninflated basket ball. As luck would have it, the ball found it’s way to a group of teenagers. They weren’t like you’d think they were – They were more violent, more daring than in the Old Days.
They started a fight with me, and my mother got scared. I had a talk with her a week after the incident. She told me ‘Son, I don’t think you’ll survive out here; I cannot afford the food; I cannot afford the shelter.’ My eyes widenes as she spoke, ‘And as such, you’re going to have to move to your uncle.’

I cannot even recall the amount of time I cried, I sweared in my room. But whatever I did; it didn’t help. And 2 days later, a cab with a rather peculiar license plate ‘FRESH’, came to pick me up.
It was quite a fancy cab. Certainly not one you’d see around these parts, normally.
But I knew my uncle was rich, and he had .. connections.

I entered the vehicle and noticed two, beautiful, scented dice in the mirror. It was a nice change of smell; I was used to alcohol and gasoline.

The road was a tough and long one, but eventually we pulled up to a house I had never seen before in my life. It must’ve been about 7" or 8".

I opened the door of the taxi and stepped out. ‘Smell you later!’, I said to the driver. He gave me a weird look; then again, he probably didn’t know I enjoyed the scented dice that much.

So, I looked around me, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.

  • Member Since: Oct. 24, 2009
  • Last Login: Apr. 24, 2012
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  • Age: 17
  • Sex: Male
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Zer0M0ney

May 12, 2012 7:50am

ive made a video for you :D:D:D:D

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Zer0M0ney

Apr 6, 2012 9:41am

So i wrote a stort about you.

Once there was a guy called Jack and aragorn. He has 8 and 12 years old. He ate horses and lives in a. He had a wife called Jenny. One day she had to pee, but she couldnt cause her vagina was on fire. Jack the ripper fainted. Jenny hai ed 653467864356 exp and 1 money. So she changed her name to zeromoney.

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R1PP3R117 Apr 17, 2012 5:17am

THAT’S NO DANCE.

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Zer0M0ney Apr 21, 2012 6:49am

HA HA TRICKED YOU

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R1PP3R117 Apr 24, 2012 6:35am

NO YOU DIDN’T ! YOU.. MEANIE!

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Zer0M0ney

Mar 27, 2012 1:54pm

….why aren’t you adding me back? :( it really hurts, you know. my heart. anyway, i can’t cook so the pie with pie flavor is toxic.

FLYING MAN IN THE WATER TELL ME YOUR SHOE LENSES COW BIRD FRIDGE KENTUCKEY

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Zer0M0ney Apr 8, 2012 9:02am

I’m the squid-guy with no heart. I’m so emooo

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R1PP3R117 Apr 13, 2012 10:26am

yuu shut yer mouth ’bout Daveh Jones.

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Zer0M0ney Apr 13, 2012 11:01am

YO MOMMA IZ A BUUURD

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communistmuffin

Apr 2, 2012 5:44am

Anus ripper

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Zer0M0ney Apr 11, 2012 1:41pm

HELL NAH! im already dead. :poop:

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R1PP3R117 Apr 13, 2012 10:26am

That doesn’t answer my question

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Zer0M0ney Apr 13, 2012 11:01am

THE POOP EXPLAINS EVERYTING, child

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communistmuffin

Apr 4, 2012 11:39am

The anus is propped open with a hoop earring. The testicles are placed inside of the anus, and the hoop earring is removed. The woman than uses her anus muscles to evacuate the balls along with the contents of her bladder. This position is known as the “Siberian Shuffle”
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Zer0M0ney Apr 9, 2012 4:14pm

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R1PP3R117 Apr 11, 2012 1:34pm

Nope.avi

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Zer0M0ney Apr 11, 2012 1:41pm

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