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About me

i love dragons panthers, and shadows
i wuld be a gothic guy with out 1. i am very nice actually, i soak in insults like a sponge, or rather a shamwow. i also love nature, proven by my picture. oh yea and if you are still reading this, you either are extremely boring or this bio is extremely exciting. besides, why are you sitting here reading the slopped-together bio? you shuld be outside playin some where rite?

well i will tell you about something secret. Radiak is actually my real name. My nick name anyway. i have been called many names, but radiak the most. lemme show you why.

I was out on the street one day, when i saw somthing shiny on the ground.“Ooh! A coin!” i thought. i could never be more wrong.except when i did my math test, but thats another story. i went to pick it up. “thats funny. theres no markings on it.” thats rite, there wer no markings. just a blank coin. then the coin got extremely hot. “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” i screemed out in pain. i tried to drop it but it was glued to my tiny arms that came out of my arms. A.K.A. fingers then, i didapeared. to other people it looked like that. to me it looked like at once i was standing there screaming, then the rest of the world melted awayand i blacked out…underground. yep i was deep under ground. i woke up with bugs evey where.
it was really dark. then i noticed a beam of light above me. there was orange stuff. lava! i scrambled up to get out of the way of the burning hole leading to freedom above me. too late. a drop of lava dropped on my arm. i waited for the pain to creep up on me and kill me.

nothing.

i felt nothing from the lava. i thought “must be shock.” i used the “shock” to my advantage. i climed up the supposed-to-be burning hole to sunlight. that is exactly wat it was. sun*light* i felt nothing still. gotta get to a hospital! i rushed and almost tripped over a dying patient. the doctors said there was nothing wrong with me. no scars no nothing. i heard the doctor say “dumb idiot wasting my time” to me without moving her mouth. “excuse me?” i said “you called me a dumb idiot?” the docs face turned bright red, then asked me to leave. then i figured it out. I could read minds!
when i got home i asked fore some hot cocoa.
i felt it this time, but oh so weirdly. it felt like i was absorbing the heat. this happened with every thing with heat. later, i was doing homework. it was hard, so i got angry. really angry. sometimes i get so angry i get into some kinda fit. my face turns red and i start shaking. people call it the “happeining” or the “spaz.” well not this time. i was holding the paper, about to tear it in half, when it burned and shriveled and disapeared. “wow” i thought. "i can read minds and i have firepowers! so i went out causing mayhem, robbing banks and messing up peoples lives. i became public enemy #1. of course, i dont do tat any more, but i still cant let the cops find me. i still have the powers and thats how i got my name. Radi*heat* Ak*telekinetic*. and thats the story of how i got my name.

THE END. I MEAN IT THERS NO MORE EXCEPT MY FRIENDS AND LOCATION. GO HOME. GET A LIFE. OR GET A DOG, NAME IT LIFE, AND AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE ONE.
  • Member Since: Dec. 25, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 14, 2012
  • Current Points: 582
  • Comments: 0
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: hiding out. *police, government, james bond him self coulnot find me.*
  • Sex: Male
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MONNYMON

Sep 6, 2010 7:37am

Hey Radiak!!!

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MONNYMON

Aug 31, 2010 12:43pm

wen u gettin on?

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MONNYMON

Aug 26, 2010 4:42pm

wat up cuzzo!! how was Florida?

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Radiak Aug 29, 2010 10:57am

me still there

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MONNYMON

Aug 26, 2010 4:44pm

tell Tyler i said wat up

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