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RadienX

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    Longyearbyen, Svalbard
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    Jul. 13, 2009
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    RadienX

I’m pretty sure most of us would like to forget what I was like in 2009-2011. I would like to as well.

Now that that’s out of the way, allow me to tell those who dare behold this profile who exactly the moron typing this is.

He would tell you his name is irrelevant, but that’s what just about anyone else would say. He’s also pretty sure that if you really cared, you could probably find it out on your own.

All right then, I’ll stop referring to myself in the third person. If you have persisted in your quest for knowledge of me to this point, I might as well tell you some things.

As it currently stands, all of the basic profile information is correct, despite being altered several times during a time in my life that I would rather not be reminded of. It wasn’t traumatic or anything, I was just a complete and utter edgelord. Most of us have walked that path before, and I’d rather move on from my time in that world.

That’s not to say that I’ve completely lost that rather cringeworthy edge, there are relapses here and there. Old habits are hard to break, I suppose.

Anyway, alongside my gaming and what have you, I also play guitar, practice woodworking (if it’s made of wood and is a bookcase or smaller, there’s a good chance I can make it), and study Martial Arts. In the past, I’ve trained in Hapkido, American Kenpo, and Fencing (Sabre and Epee). I currently train in traditional Okinawan Karate (Shuri-Te) and Eskrima, while independently studying Wing Chun (Independently? What kind of loser is this guy? He’d better not call himself an expert in ANY sense of the word!).

No, I have not yet earned my Shodan (1st-Degree Black Belt) as of January 27th, 2017. We’re working on it, though.

Uh… I know this is probably one of the more cliche things I can do, but I’ll convey some information in list form for a bit. Sorry. It’s all I can think of right now.

SONGS THAT CAN BE PLAYED AND SUNG AT THE SAME TIME (COVERS)

For Whom The Bell Tolls – Metallica
Enter Sandman – Metallica
The Trooper – Iron Maiden
My Life Inside Your Heart – Rise Against
Prayer Of The Refugee – Rise Against
Choke – Cauterize
Holiday – Green Day
Exile – Other View

SONGS THAT CAN BE PLAYED, MAYBE SUNG, IF APPLICABLE (ORIGINALS)

Dust (I’ll See You On The Other Side)
The Chosen Survivor
Silverwing
The Ballad Of The Defender
To Beat The Fear

PUBLISHED WORKS

No, you really don’t want to see these. Keep moving.

KNOWN ALIASES

RadienX D. Chaosmaker
Gregor A. Hedalen
Miles S. Radien
Hjoras S. Gal’Berstevik
Prism
Kneecap Puncher (DEFUNCT UNDER PROTOCOL H-EX-36IN)

RadienX Doomfire Chaosmaker, Guardian of Taivonzhar, Elite Techbreaker Specialist, Ultimate Master of Miniguns, Epic Annihilator, Omnipotent Ork-Squasher, Deadliest of the Tyranid Hunters, Apocalyptic Titan Slayer, Eternal Guardian of Time and Space, Manifestation of Victory, Angiris Aspect of Triumph, Breaker of Sieges Eternal, Slayer of Countless Demons and Tyrants, Conqueror of Plagues, Healer of Broken Worlds, Gatekeeper to the Beacon City of Dor-Val-Der, Champion of the Thousand Arenas of Kendra-Kai, And Protector of All That Is, Was, And Ever Will Be.

(DEFUNCT UNDER ALL THE PROTOCOLS)

BORFS

Borf.
Borf, borf borf.
Borf borf! Borf borf borf, borf borf borf borf.
Borf: Borf, borf, borf borf.
Borf borf? Borf borf borf, borf.
Borf borf, borf borf. Borf borf borf, borf. Borf.

EXTREMELY OBSCURE REASONS YOU MIGHT KNOW ME IN ANY WAY AT ALL

That one time I was in a film.
That one time I gave SkyDoesMinecraft a pen.
That one time I played guitar at a convention.
That one time I appeared in a video from a Swedish Youtuber, not the one you might be thinking of whose name rhymes with Steelix Njellflurg

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I don’t actually live in Svalbard.

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