Rainburd's Comments



Play Senatry

Jun. 30, 2011

Rating: 6

Are all these MMORTS games ending in 'y', in reality, made by the same person or something? o_o


Play Mitoza

Feb. 28, 2011

Rating: 3

"And now for something completely different" just about sums this up.

Burrito Bison

Play Burrito Bison

Feb. 17, 2011

Rating: 5

I swear, the difference between a copycat and a masterpiece is the presentation and the polish. 5/5.

Aces of World War II

Play Aces of World War II

Feb. 14, 2011

Rating: 11

Preemie content... on something that isn't even Beta, that barely has a working engine? You're joking, right? 1/5

Path of Honor: Chapter 1

Play Path of Honor: Chapter 1

Jan. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

The big thing this game has going for it is that it doesn't take itself seriously at all. Seriously, zombie chickens? That just screams 'indie' on all the right levels. The stat-balancing could use some tweaking though. Anyone else getting bored fighting all those monsters with WAY too many HP?


Play Insidia

Dec. 26, 2010

Rating: -2

My problem isn't AS much the 'why'd you stop my jump?!' ad popup as one of those utterly worthless video walkthroughs. Ok, so I missed 1 part. Now I have to go loading a video and scrolling through it to find out where?

Santa Can Fly

Play Santa Can Fly

Dec. 24, 2010

Rating: 2

Whats with all the fools hiding behind the 'genre' defense? That's like calling all the Bejeweled clones out there a genre! This thing's decent, sure, but it adds *NOTHING* new! It's just shoot cannon, hit objects, upgrade things with slightly different graphics.

Arkandian Crusade

Play Arkandian Crusade

Dec. 23, 2010

Rating: 9

The crafting could be improved drastically by having the shop not offer recipes you already have... or at least rerolling them, say, after every adventure.

Arkandian Crusade

Play Arkandian Crusade

Dec. 21, 2010

Rating: -2

Love the expansive, open-ended 'you can do anything' feel to this... but it's far too easy, particularly for the OCD crowd. As in "I just switched to a weapon I have all of 5 points in and I still can't freaking die" easy!

Dungeon Developer

Play Dungeon Developer

Dec. 09, 2010

Rating: -1

1st try, 31 days. Game is awesome, and the new gold/direction system makes it quite playable, even fun! Piece of advice to everyone, if you see a character you like, give them a return to town item ASAP. By the time you actually find the dragon it's too late to really rely on chance with the chests.

Ministry of War

Play Ministry of War

Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 8

Exactly what is this doing on the front page AGAIN? Haven't we already established that it's just another cookie-cutter MMORTS?

Fury Officer 2

Play Fury Officer 2

Nov. 23, 2010

Rating: 4

Furry artist, eh? Protip: Demand payment up-front. Oh, and wear your tail while kicking these people around. It humiliates them a lot more. That being said... waaaaaaaay too easy.

Blue Knight

Play Blue Knight

Nov. 23, 2010

Rating: 1

I'm giving you a 3/5 right off the bat for making something far better than corporate shovelware. The gameplay is good, the story is passable, but the level design is awful. If free-roam means simply having to go back and forth just to unlock doors you're better off just making it stage-based. Still, with a couple tweaks, more upgrades, and actual shortcuts this could be awesome! Keep on makin' and flauntin your stuff, you *almost* got something great here!

Sleep Walk

Play Sleep Walk

Nov. 21, 2010

Rating: 1

A good, quick little timewaster. The only thing that could be improved is doing away with the whole 'shovelware.com' vocal at the beginning. ^_~

Ministry of War

Play Ministry of War

Nov. 21, 2010

Rating: 1

A quantum-leap forward? Uhh... no. This is just another sh***y Evony clone. I would tell you to go die, but this was posted by another brainless corporate entity. Thus, the people responsible for this junk probably don't even know its posted here. What would it take to convince Mr. Jintao your entire company wants Tibet to be its own soverign nation?

Defender of the Galaxy

Play Defender of the Galaxy

Nov. 20, 2010

Rating: 47

Function-wise its a good, working game. The thing is so GENERIC though that it feels stock. No, worse, shovelware. Would it kill you to add a scrolling background or some unexpected enemies types/shot patterns?

Liquid Measure 2

Play Liquid Measure 2

Nov. 20, 2010

Rating: 5

Fun game, but a little on the easy side. In future incarnations, maybe add timing-based mechanisms, water heaters and the like? That and trophys/medals, like for finding the solution that requires the lowest # of functioning parts.


Play IntoSpace!

Nov. 03, 2010

Rating: 2

Not a bad launch game, but the view-increases-with-altitude thing is just plain stupid. If you want to make it harder, add something challenging and not artificial.


Play In3structoTank!

Nov. 01, 2010

Rating: -3

I don't like this one much. Compared to the last couple it feels completely half-hearted and forced, not really fun. 2/5.

1 Will Survive 2

Play 1 Will Survive 2

Oct. 18, 2010

Rating: -3

You have a decent game here, but two horrible issues make it barely worthy of 1/5. One of the game-killing upgrades bug. Y'all ever heard of beta testing? The other is your awful choice in sponsors. You coulda at least chose a site that doesn't blast your eardrums with "OH HAI I PEDDLE SHOVELWARE FOR MONEYS!"