Welcome everyone, to my profile. I’m not much of a gamer, I kinda just come on here every so often to post random shit into Off-Topic. Sometimes I’m on the Kongregate TinyChat if you want to hang out.
Please enjoy the rest of my profile, it describes me well. I update this bio every once and a while with new links. I wonder if these things have a maximum length.
If I am not available, but you need moral support, please enjoy this instructional video.
I play ocarina sometimes, because I’m pathetic.
If you’re in a forum, respect the mods.
I hate memes.
Also, cussing is wrong!!!1
Don’t mess with me, you evil haters.
Fake friends aren’t worth it.
I’m fucking sick of people talking about Flappy Bird.
Remember kids, piracy is wrong, so don’t copy that floppy!
I am also part of the Modesty Club.
Oh yeah, I’m also not Christian because of this.
I used to have a rubber duck collection.
I do believe aliens exist, I guess.
I am a shithead.
Not a fan of fish, but salmon is okay.
I don’t know what to say, I’m going to put this here.
I really love bad songs.
Simon & Garfunkel
Electric Light Orchestra
Smash Bros. 64 and Melee (Brawl was mediocre at best)
Majora’s Mask (Better than Ocarina of Time)
I also have a love-hate relationship with Sonic. The fandom is really funny though.
Pokemon is nice but kind of bores me over time.
Sims is cool, sometimes.
King of the Hill
American Dad kinda goes into shit at times
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fault In Our Stars (THEY MAKE OUT IN THE ANNE FRANK HOUSE, WHY)
Johnny (I’m a horrible person.)
Best not to view if you have epilepsy!
Best 404 Page Ever
Here you go, assholes.
Trees for those who never go outside.
Make some music, gurl.
I don’t even fucking know, here.
Website containing unused and cut content from video games.
Hit this Guy with an Eel
FEED THE HEAD
Trailer For New Pixar Movie
Some more trippy bullshit.
GIF DANCE PARTY!
Silk, where even a shitty artist makes mediocre work.
Fly a Line
Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour
Jack Black’s Octagon Party [Epilepsy warning?]
I’m 100% heterosexual, I promise.
Super Hitler Kart
I love you.
Once again, trippy bullshit.
I love cats, do you?
I’m sorry if that was disturbing, please try this.
Click here if you are obsessed with Japan.
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