Hi im RecordBreaker. Ive been breaking records since 1997. Over the years ive gained skills and tricks so if i find your lack of faith disturbing you shall be mind crushed and die a painful death so no bigee. But my proper life story is i was born a long time ago but somehow in the future. I grew to fight a deadly force… They were called the flying renagade paragraghs. I am in a speacial clan called the spoof shows. it is a special orginisation containing different colour groups. Mine is the red group. It contains R2-Red2,Red leader 6, Team red 5 (me), Team red 7,Red october,hilary redding,red fox, big red,simply red and porkins. But news came in that they have a mazzive planet blower upper gun. Our favourite drink is Tasty Juice drink it then convert it to pee. One day i will become a killing renagade paragraphs jedi knight. And nobody will interfere with my dream because if they do they will get mind crushed.
And if you have any comments just shut up